Multiverse of Madness

I'm tryin' to keep my have you eaten yet texts to a minimum here, knowing how things are, but how you goin' with that one?

Coffee don't count as food.

This holiday season has been pretty great. I miss my family back home, but this place certainly has its charms. And the friends I've made here have made a huge difference for me here.

Looking forward to New Years Eve. Is someone planning a party? Can I help?

I feel like a cowpie in the meadow. A very, very government-controlled meadow.

[Kate]

I'm sorry Kate, even though sorry don't seem no where near enough to be saying. I think you oughta come stay aboard Serenity for a spell, I'd love having you here. Can help you get packed and stuff, too.

[Henry]

Guessing you saw those alert thingies, and saw Kate's beau got snatched by the portals. Know she felt something powerful for him. Hopefully she'll take me up on staying aboard the ship a little while, you know? So I can keep an eye on her, make sure she's fed and such, those things you ain't got room in your head for when someone you love is gone.

Might mean I'm a little scarce, we'll get to having those dinners when things settle.

Just ..don't be going anywhere in the interim. Okay?

Can confirm that the monsters? Demons? Whatevers? go poof as soon as you touch them with your bare hands.

I got a succubus, so she was pretty pissed by this revelation if her potty mouth as she vanished was anything to go by.

Hey, do you want to go out with me tonight? There's a birthday party happening at Threshold. Should be fun?

I'd like to see you.

[ooc: sent after this, but before this]

I know that we are all having these strange visions of our past. I have had a couple of them--glimpses into a future that I do not wish to have. A future without my sister is not

Setting that aside for the moment, I have also discovered a very important fact: many people are on the wrong side in the whole pancakes versus waffles debate. I thought this would be a no-brainer, but apparently there are some who are just plain wrong.

This troubles me greatly.

I'm officially deleting all swipey dating apps. I just keep getting way too many d*ck pics and I'm done. I might just burn my phone, at this point.

Okay, so... giant battle in New York with aliens and stuff? That definitely didn't happen in my world. ...well, not like that, anyway. We certainly had our fair share of alien battles. But man.

The Avengers in this world are pretty cool, ngl. It was legit a little weird to go back in time and watch it all play out? But worth it.

Hey. You wanna do dinner? With me?

Feels like I haven't seen you in a thousand years.

Is that too corny to say?

Having a hard time sleeping tonight. Thought I'd read something, but I'm at a loss as to what. #pointlesspost

[Private to Kaylee]
Hey. If you're not busy... I thought maybe... dinner? Would you like to have dinner? ...with me?

I have a gift from the Portal. It... is something I had thought lost. I am not sure how to react to its sudden appearance.

[ooc: Cath's April Activity Reward!]

This place really does like to surprise ya like nothing else. Lost just about the whole crew one by one since coming here, and who turns up now?



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I've heard folk talk about stuff turning up from their home before, just never thought I'd be lucky enough to see Serenity again. Ain't she something? Looks like she's not in too bad nick neither, though some tinkering won't go astray. Think I'll see about moving in, so long as you New Asgard folk don't mind her being parked out here, you're welcome to come visit.

Puppies will be ready to go home with their new families on Sunday.

Please let me know if you need any supplies.

Has anyone seen Stiles? I woke up this morning and he was gone

This must be one of those boomerang things, right?

Gorram it. Hate saying it so often, but my heart go out to all you folk what lost someone, looks as though there's a whole bunch this time 'round too.

Won't be the same without River here, always did want a sister. Not to say I ain't hurting but, it's better she went home, she should be with her brother.

You know what I could really use a movie night. Anyone care to join me?

The apartment is so quiet.

Not that Rey was loud, but the droids are sad, so that makes it feel even more empty.

I can't put into words how much I hate this place right now.

Rey was is a friend. A good friend. And Wanda, Billy, Tommy, and Vis? All good friends. Why does this keep happening?

The puppies were born on Boxing Day. Fannie is doing very well. Puppies and mother are all healthy. If you would like to come and meet the puppies, I will bring them down to the lobby.

[Private to Scott]
Thank you for your help. They have been to the vet, and she said that they are strong and healthy. I cannot help but think this is in part due to your help.

[Separate private messages to Ava, Wanda, Kaylee, Marcus, Sarah, and Kate]
The puppies are healthy. There are male and female puppies. It is probably best if you come and meet them to see which one you might want to bring home with you. They will not be ready to leave their mother until they are at least 8 weeks old.

...My cat is here.

Why is Mister here?

And yes, I know he's big. He's probably thirty pounds, but none of it's fat. He's probably part bobcat or something. Or one of those giant breeds from Maine.

I am taking Fannie in to the Veterinarian tomorrow for a checkup.

For those of you who haven't heard, she is going to have a litter of puppies around Christmas. We are excited.

[Private: Clint]
Are you free to attend the checkup appointment tomorrow?

Due to some medical concerns, I have had to pull back my hours at Sally's. I thought I would be back shortly after taking time off, but my condition has not improved. Thankfully, I have been working with my wonderful business partner and staff to ensure that the bakery will continue to function the way it always has.

I am under the care and guiance of a wonderful doctor. This being said, are there any magical healers in our network who might be able to offer some alternative treatments? I fear there is not a lot that the standard, Western Medicine of this world can do for what I have.

I know some of you might think I’d return to the security side of things here. But apparently my other self also worked on the fleet of vehicles in the garage. I’ll be returning to that role and possibly taking care of general aircraft maintenance too. Depending on Tony’s approval.

On a completely different note, I still don’t understand what a thirst trap is and why it is used in connection to a person?

Guess I’ll need some advice on dealing with getting broke up with by portal now. Ain't that special? 'Less someone here can tell me how to tell the difference between when folk disappear of a little while, and when it's ..proper gone?

For a place that’s got a whole lot going for it, it can be a real 青蛙操的流氓



[Doctors/Medical types - mental and physical]

Hey, River’s gonna have a real hard time with this, she’s never been in a world where Simon ain’t.

I’m tryin’ to keep her calm best I can, tho she’s got every right to be hurting so much.

I need help- I think Simon had her on some kinda treatment? Maybe? ‘least he did back on Serenity. Helps her cope, keep a handle on things better even when she ain’t going through something like she is now. I ain’t got a good gorram what he was doing for her in this world.

You folk got any way of finding out?

Well that wedding was just about the nicest party I've ever been to. Awful kind to be invited just on account of being brought here by a portal. Congrats Wanda and Vision- you got something we all oughta hope we find one day.


[Zari]

Hey Zari,

Thanks again for showing me the ropes. Ain't looked so glamorous in my whole life, can't wait for the Masquerade either.

Can I get you a coffee or something? Cake? Being a stellar fashion godmother gotta have some perks.

Been recovering on the couch since last week. Plenty of time to get more knitting done. Finally managed to make things that look like things.

So here is what I have to offer. Trade only. No money accepted.

1. pumpkin coasters sold
2. halloween finger puppets sold
3. idk but cute willing to split the set- ghost sold, witch and spider pending.

[John, Yelena, Valentina]
I made something for you three too. No need to offer on the above.

Where do folk 'round here get sorted for clothes and such for parties? Never been to a masquerade before, or a wedding that weren't a shotgun, not that they ain't nice too! Just, nature of 'em don't so much allow for much planning.


[Firefly crew]

Don't think we've ever been a place that invites us folk to so many fancy parties. Ain't that shiny? Any of you planning on going to 'em? I wouldn't mind some company.

Just, no punching anyone or stating any duels this time 'round if you're planning on coming Cap'n, I don't wanna get sent home early.

Okay someone entertain me before I go insane...at least out in the black I had the potential of some kind of fight on the horizon. This is just ruddin boring.

In honor of Mrs. Pepper Potts-Stark, I present Blueberry-Cream-Cheese-Danish. (The name is still in progress.)



Come by Sally's and pick one up. They go great with a cup of coffee.

[[OOC: Yelena's September Bonus Reward]]

My dog! My dog is here! She was waiting for me in my room when I got back tonight.

Did someone see her come through the portal? Security?

Okay, big question assholes.

All this time and effort spent to get ONE FUCKING DICK back here and no one- fucking no one is trying to figure out where the people who have gone missing went? What the FUCK!?

Fucking fuckfaces!

Fuck you ALL!

§ FRIDAY says there is a pool hall and mini-golf court nearby. Who's in? I can fly, so you'll have to find your own way there.

[EDITED TO ADD] APPARENTLY flying is not allowed.

~Torunn

Ned's gone.

Can I come stay with you tonight? 'Course only if River's feeling settled. Hope she's okay?

Just with Zoe, Wash and little Emma being gone just like that? It ain't like Miranda, I guess. But it don't feel any better either.

Anyone play cards round here?

The steps turn into numbers. Bodies and physics in motion. I see them on the wall.

They don't lie. They don't have answers, but puzzle pieces need sun to grow.

Note to self: take better notes this time around in case you get sucked through a cross dimensional portal and spat back out with zero memory of ever conducting any of this research.

On the plus side, I think I'm finally caught up with what I had figured out previously. On the minus side, I think I forgot dinner. And lunch. Also maybe breakfast.

Oops.

Well Shiny! Guess I get a vacation.....but I still better get paid.

Check in.

Ain't so chuffed about being pulled outta the 'black and told I been set down on the Earth-That-Was when it weren't just leftovers. But, I don't think I've see a city that's quite like this, it's so pretty. Oh, and this data pad is some shiny piece of tech.

The nice lady showing me round said there might be folk from my world here too and best I start looking on this network. Anyways, I'm Kaylee Frye, nice to meet ya, and if folk've got some kinda advice for getting settled in 'round here I ain't been told, let me know.

Tag dump, please ignore