Multiverse of Madness

All of this is starting to give me Seelie Court flashbacks, and I'm not having a good time.

Okay, whoever said the red portals had calmed down and gone quiet seriously needs to stop tempting fate.

Mor and I decided to get married!

So I can officially call him my husband.

[Shadowhunters, Magnus + Derek]

The HYDRA investigation I assigned myself was inconclusive. The trail has more dead ends than a labyrinth.

I'll keep looking though. I still feel like they are hiding something. But so far I can't find anything to link it to the attack. I may have to take a road trip out of town to see the abandoned base for myself.

We've had another incident in the woods between New Asgard and the Facility.

No one was gravely injured, and we're not restricting movement in the area but please take this as a strong advisement not to travel on your own until we know more.

More updates will be provided as they become available.

( [Shadowhunters + Magnus] )

Okay, so remember how I had a really polar opposite reaction to coming here than the general vibe of the rest of the net at the time? (go back and read, it's pretty funny)

I'm about to do that again just a few days after my anniversary!

It's weird to be jealous of the red portal people, just strictly speaking as someone who hasn't gone through a single one, buuuuuuut...

Oliver got pulled into another one outside of Sally's, along with that newer lady—Alex, I think is her name?

Anyway, Vaya Con Red Portal, Ollie. You better tell me about your adventures! And YOU OWE US A BEACH EVENT, SIR.

tl;dr—Oliver Queen and Alex Stern got Red Portaled

Apparently a week here was a month in portal time for us.

[Fitz, Jemma, and Magnus]

We're back. How's Madzie?

[Jace, Izzy, Simon and Magnus]

I'd make some joke about if you all missed us, but I'm just glad that we're back.

How is it only a month away from May already?

Simon, you realise we'll have been here a year on May 1? That's wild.

Feels like I should try and organise another distraction for folks. Any requests? It's still a little early for beach volleyball.

Today is World Aquatic Animal Day! It's also Fish Fingers and Custard Day but let's not talk about that. So HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL THE FISH! And all the other under the sea creatures too.

Kaldur!? Where are you at?

[Jemma, Jace, Simon, Isabelle]

Madzie just ran upstairs shouting about a portal and her dads disappearing. I've got her calmed down for now, but she's really upset.

[Jemma]

You don't have to rush back. Things are under control. Hope you don't mind macaroni and cheese for dinner.

OOC: A red portal alert would follow shortly.

Hey, Everyone! Drinks and dancing at Threshold tonight?

Wally, Kaldur, Peter, Jace, Simon, Clint, Sam, I hope you'll be there.

Dylan and I are back. In Medical, but everything's fine. Just precautionary.

[Jace and Magnus]

We ran into people who knew you.

Tim isn't back yet? That sucks.

I still have the schedules and stuff for security from the last time Derek was away. If that helps in any way?

I'm available for hugs in the games room. Please form an orderly queue.

WE'RE BACK!!! (Dick and I, that is)

And we didn't become fast food. Get it? Yes? No? Guess you had to be there.

Anyway... I'm hungry. Going to get pizza. Anyone want one?

Jask and I have been holed up in the studio for the last few days, and he suggested that maybe we could play a bit in the common area for a couple of hours a day during the week, if people wanted? I can take a lot of requests, and Jaskier picks up on the songs like a freakin' prodigy.

Any interest? We just thought it might be good for morale or whatever. If I'm way off base, tell me that, too! I don't want to bug people.

When we post on here is it accessible to people not on our network then? Like the general public?

I always assumed this was a private network. Oops.

[Wally]
Think we need to give Peter Three the shovel talk on Kaldur’s behalf?

Red used to be one of my favorite colors. I'm not so sure anymore.

[Shadowhunters]

With all these portals sending people who knows where, remember the rule. Whatever the number that goes in. That number comes back out. Got it?

Is Simon going viral for singing Disney songs at Hollywood Studios a violation of the Accords?

Semi-real question.

Also, the video is hella cute. Jace's face in the background is what absolutely sends me, though.

We've been back for a few days, but we haven't made our announcement yet: while on vacation, Magnus and I got married. It was a bit of a sudden decision, all with Magnus quickly but carefully planning and we couldn't be happier.

[Jace, Izzy, Simon]

So, I'm worried. Magnus isn't sleeping again. He was completely fine while we were away, but the dreams have come back.

I'm putting together a movie schedule for the Game Room. Comment your favorite movies below and I'll add them to the calendar. I figure a movie a day until Christmas gives us room for 24.

I'm looking for a variety... sentimental ones, classics, comedies, horror films? I'd love to try everything this world has to offer.

I have a song I don't actually know stuck in my head. If you were singing in the hallway this morning, please state the name of the song you were singing below, because it's going to drive me crazy until I listen to it.

( Isabelle )
( Simon )

( x-posted from IG @ 5:40pm )

I'm only new around here so can someone tell me: merman in the bathroom? Is that normal? He was kind cute.

Who: Jace Herondale to Simon Lewis
What: Text messages sent throughout a night bodyguarding a bachelorette party
When: Saturday, October 15 (backdated)

( I lost count of the tequila shots )

If you happen to be on the second floor, be mindful of the ice. It can be slippery.

[OOC: Snart saw the ghost of his jerk dad outside his room (2P), so he shot at him with his cold gun. Cause you know, logic. No, he is not cleaning the mess. He gave you a warning, that's nice enough]

Getting to hang out with my bubbeh was pretty awesome, but I could kick myself for not getting her rugelach recipe.

Not that I could enjoy it, but I totally would've made some for the community. They're incredible.

Did I mention she passed away when I was 7?

I got hired to watch over some rich college girls having a bachelorette party next weekend, and everyone I've mentioned it to seems to think that's hilarious.

[Simon]

I need a favor.

School is not as hard as I thought it would be. (Look Mom, I'm attending again. Be proud.) I kind of miss band. But the time I would have if I was in band is being used for other stuff.

I am studying what's happened for the last 30 or so years. SO MUCH has happened. I think my brain might melt. Is that a thing that happens here?

[Scoops Troop]

Steve. 911. There are so many cute girls here. I can barely function. Can we look at homeschooling? Please?

[Simon]

You okay? I dumped a lot on you the other night.

And here I thought I was used to sleeping at night now.

[Magnus]

I guess it's my turn to not sleep well. Left this just in case you wake up before I come back to bed.

[Jace]

I have some questions.

..So, what's a guy supposed to do now that the only thing he's ever known is the military?

Why does the kitchen smell like a fish died, was resurrected, then died again and was smothered in fish sauce?

( Alec )
( Magnus )
( Simon )

Especially considering that my idea of fun when I was a kid is totally different, I think I'm running out of ideas of keeping a little kid occupied.

[Jace]

And how was LA?

[Magnus]

I was thinking, maybe we could go on a mini vacation in the city? We could stay in a hotel, and see if some of the mundane restaurants you like are in this universe. Also, find something fun for Madzie to do to help her as well. And it might be good to get away for a little while, but on our own terms? Maybe you can sleep somewhere else -

[posted reaaaaallllly early this morning]

And just like that, I'm alone again


I know it's early, but is anyone else up and willing to spar? Without talking would be appreciated.

I'll be gone for a couple of days. I haven't disappeared again...I'm just away.

[Alec]

Playing bodyguard for a mundane. Should be easy money, and then I'll be back.

I CAN GO OUTSIDE NOW!!!!



That's it. That's the post.

om* om* om*

I just woke up to find all my music gear here!!!! My room is a mess, but I don't care!

I should probably ask if there's a soundproof space so I don't annoy my neighbors. Sorry, neighbors.

But this means I can play gigs again!!

There's no way I can go to sleep again, and there's still half the day left. Oops.

But I still don't care, because muuuusiiiic!!!!!!

If I'm going to be stuck here for an indeterminate period of time, I'm going to need to line up some sparring partners other than my parabatai. Any takers?

Tag dump, please ignore