Multiverse of Madness

[Stephen Strange]

Mr. Strange, How does one move?

Typically one moves when they find a suitor, but I have not nor do I wish to live with the coven others any longer.

Can people who aren't students get access to books in university libraries or do I have to make myself a student ID or something?

There has been a lot of glorious celebration and mead has been flowing.

This is just a reminder that we sell potions of minor healing (great for what you call a 'hanging over'), hydrating and beauty potions at Hawke's Potions in New Asgard. If you stock up you wont have to worry about how you'll feel or look the morning after!

Yes, everyone rejoice or whatever, I'm back.

Well. Rejoice Christine is back. I couldn't give a shit less about me. I'll assume most didn't notice my absence and I liked it that way, let's keep that up.

[Diana]
Pick a day. I got you a sling ring. Your training starts this week.

[Wanda]
I have a sling ring for you. You should be able to access the mirror dimension and safely work with your powers.

I wish to be a strong independent modern woman.

How?

I knew I should have made a left turn at Albuquerque. I was trying to get back home from your portal but only found dinosaurs. The portal should be fine now, no more dinosaurs. Back to it's regularly scheduled frequency. Sorry. Word of advice, do not control Z that thing unless you want a t-rex to try to hug your face.

[18+]
Does anyone want to have sex?

edit:
It's okay, I'm trying something else first.

Since we're apparently doing the coming clean thing, let's lay it all out.

A few of you seem to think we're all hiding something. So, go for it. Q&A. Ask away. If any of us has the answers, we'll give it. I honestly don't know what you think we know that you don't. If any of you had any idea what some of us here have sacrificed to keep this planet spinning, you'd wet yourselves.

You know what, that goes for you natives. You want to know something from my timeline, ask. I'll do what I can. But I don't promise happy endings for anyone and I will be answering those privately. I think Stark Jr. and I believe Ms. Maximoff are the only ones ahead of me timewise. I'd prefer not to "spoil" those who don't wish to be.

[Magic Users]

That was pretty intense. And I've been to hell and back. Literally.

Did anyone else's magic go a little haywire during that?

[Peter Parker]

Are you alright?

Does anyone enjoy gardening or is good at tending to such things?

In order to open a viable apothecary, I will need to have access to a greenhouse or an ample supply of hemp, bay laurel, Embrium and lotus. Among other plants like mint and such for taste. I have never tried my and at growing more than the food we needed, and even then it was before we ran to Kirkwall.

I can try to do this, but I thought I would seek out someone with an expertise perhaps to build a partnership.

The 4th of July party was a lot of fun. I definitely enjoyed it. Thank you, Sam, for throwing it all together.

[Coven Girls + Ambrose]

Anyone know a spell for a good hangover cure?

I invited Peter over after the party and might have had too much to drink.

[Peter Parker]

Hey.

How're you feeling?

I don't know what I did. Why is this voice? Well okay, I do know. I dropped the thing. These crutches are getting old, real fast. With all the tech around I stupidly thought a cracked femur would be fixed in no time. I guess we're not up to Starfleet standard yet. But the painkillers are wonderful, so it won't hurt when I inevitably fall on my ass trying to pick up the phone thing.

[Thud sound]

Perfect.

[Magical Folks, especially Sabrina, Diana, Laura, Bethany, and Mal]

So I guess we should probably do something before these assholes destroy the town or something.

I'm thinking a good old fashion containment spell can at least keep them within the facility grounds. But that takes a lot of magic.

I'm going to teleport over. If you can help, meet me on the launchpad of the facility. I already have a conjuring ready to go.

There are three cobblers in the kitchen cooling: a peach and blueberry cobbler, one with mixed berries, and one with strawberries and rhubarb. I recommend leaving them for at least another 20 minutes--which seems like the perfect amount of time for someone to procure some ice cream.

Having access to seemingly unlimited ingredients and supplies is a dream come true for this baker. I am taking requests. Tell me what you want, and I'll make it.

Maker be...

I can communicate with others?

is this truly not magic?

Tag dump, please ignore