Multiverse of Madness

Finally starting to feel myself again. Thanks for being patient everyone.

I'm not going back to security full time, yet. Walker seems to have a good handle on it.

For now, Tony's letting me earn my keep by maintaining the garage. Please don't wreck the cars. I will be very, very upset if you do.




[Shuri]

Thank you.


[Natasha]

It worked. I think.

The memories are there. All of them.

I'm so sorry.


[Ivy]

I think I'm ready to talk.


[Steve]

Wanna grab dinner this week?


[Clint/Yelena]

Road Trip?

Hi, I'm Ben.

I've actually been here for a while, so I already know a lot of you. (ha-ha, get it? Ben Here. I'm not funny, sorry)

I'm Klaus and Five's brother, and I came through with Klaus, but no one could see me. Still not sure what changed. Could be the house coming through. But now I have fingers and opposable thumbs that can actually hold a data pad and send out this message. Yay!

A few things:

( Tony )

( Team Science )

( Wanda and Vision )

( Pepper )

( May )

( Klaus and Five )

( Laura )

( Fellow Portalees )

((OOC Note: the above are not actual filters, I just didn't want to clutter up the comm with a long post.))

[Portal Security]
I'm stepping back from Portal Security effective immediately.

No I'm not explaining anything. No I'm not giving a timeline for when I'll be back. I need a break.

[Carmen]
I'm done. I'm stepping back from Portal Security. I'm finding something else to do. Doesn't matter what I try to do, I'm fucking outmatched. Home may have imploded and I have no idea where Zack is. Maybe it's time to just open that dojo and pull the caper. Get Tigress' costume out of my closet.

I know, I know: Sit down, do nothing, let my arm heal... I'm sorry. I know you worry. I don't want to make you worry.

[Christine]
So 6 to 8 weeks in this cast, right?

( Nat )

( Rey )

I don't want to hear it.

Also, we definitely need magical defense training.

Heeeey I have a really great idea!

Let's find a way to work these portals so that the only person I actually care about my friend doesn't keep getting attacked when new people arrive. Yes? Yes, that IS a great idea, Carmen, we'll work on that.

So are there any formal consequences for attacking people around here or does it just get swept under the ☠️☠️☠️☠️ rug?

I have two announcements to make:

The first being that as of a couple of weeks ago, Vision and I are officially engaged. We just wanted to enjoy the time as a newly engaged couple to ourselves before letting others know. We do not have a set date, but are looking to get married in October, as we would like to be officially married as soon as possible.

The second announcement ties into this as well, Vision and I are planning to move to New Asgard by the end of the month. We will both still be active around the compound to help, but we wish to have more of a space to ourselves, and Thor has graciously offered to allow us to move.

[Filtered to Natasha and Monica]

I would be honored if you would both be my co-maids of honor.

[Filtered to the Avengers and Nick Fury]

As for the matter of this...other me killing Thanos, I want it known that I stated to Carol that I am not pleased that I was not informed right away, and had to learn second hand. It also hurts me to know that there were also discussions of me getting a handler like I am some sort of child.

I am aware that my powers frighten the governments of the world. However, I am personally tired of constantly worrying about people being afraid of me or not. I would also like to not disclose this information, as personally, as far as I am concerned, no one needs to know that Thanos died at the hands of some other version of me.

Furthermore, I would like to be included in any future conversations related to this matter from the beginning please. I understand that people were afraid of upsetting me, but I can assure you, I am an adult, and am more than capable of handling big news developments such as this.

It should also be said that just because some other version of me decided to apparently go back in time and murder Thanos, it does not mean that I would make the decisions.

I was angry at first, when I found out, I will admit. But now, I think I am more disappointed than anything else. I am, however, willing to discuss it, if there is anything further to discuss.

Check up with the docs have confirmed that my ribs are better. Less tender and I'm off low-activity. Can't over-do it, still not allowed to take any hits to the torso, but it's the right direction. And the MRI is clear. Means I'm back on the schedule and it's about time.

[Nat]
Now that your feet have been back on terra firma for a bit, you have a sec?

[Carmen]
I left a folder in your room. Take a look when you have a second.

Oh shit. Now I see why Doctor Tam told me not to move too much...

Tell me someone got the license plate of the car that hit me?

Should have known it wasn't like Diana to just not show up at work.

Today really stinks. It's one of those times I miss just being able to hop a jet to Belgium. Museums and chocolates and possibly a decent caper.

[Filtered to Private 18 Hours after it's first posted]

It's you.

Of course it's you.

With your blue eyes and million watt smile and your amazing ass.

Who else would it be?

I kind of hate you, but I really don't. Even though I should.

Whatever. You're hotter. Just take the stupid compliment and leave me alone.




_{((OOC note: all replies will be dated the next day))}

Sooooo, if I'm gonna be stuck here for a while, I'm gonna need to find some things to do. I don't do well with being cooped up in one place. This is not my time, not my country. And my ship is

Any suggestions?

It's supersoldier objectification appreciation hour.



Who's hotter, Steve Rogers or James Barnes?


[ooc: strikeouts are ic and can be read]


ETA:
Finished all my work for the day so I'm gonna call it here with a tie. Today's lesson is people have different tastes, who knew?

So, it's come to my attention that there are people who think we are holding something back after the last visit. I get it. It's a lot. There's a lot going on.

I think Sam did a pretty good job summarizing it, but since there are some newcomers here that don't feel they know everything and don't know how to use Google or just ask me or anyone else, here. This is an entire history of the Avengers, what we know about the Power Stones, Thanos, and everything in between. It also explains the Sokovian Accords.

We've done this before. Several times. I've had meetings weeks ago about this, and I just don't have time to keep sitting everyone down and giving the rundown for this place. So it's now up to you. Read the attached files and please make yourself acquainted.

And if anyone wants to take over, by all means. Do it. I'm really, REALLY tired of trying to save people and I'm okay with retiring. You can have it all: the facility, the responsibility, all of it. Hell, you can deal with the president the next time she comes to town. And you can deal with the portals, too.

If you think you can do a better job, sign up below. Thanks.

Tony Stark

AKA NOT YOUR LEADER

AKA THE GUY PAYING FOR YOU TO BE HERE

AKA THE PERSON TRYING TO KEEP YOUR ASSES OUT OF PRISON OR WORSE

( The Run Down )

[Filtered Against Those Native to This World]

Anyone else starting to feel like we're in a little over our heads here? I've dealt with weird things but we're kind of on the edge of that now.

Okay, we've been over that edge for a while.

I knew there would be repercussions. I only hope everyone is as safe as can be at the moment. I am with Wanda.

[Thor]

Please answer if you can.

Not the first time I've tangoed with a T-Rex, but kinda hoping it'll be the last.

I've been looking through the files that FRIDAY has access too and with the other stuff that's happened since this portal opened - vampires, government incursions, dinosaurs. The pattern's pretty much spelled out. So gotta ask, you guys have an emergency manual or evacuation protocols so we don't have a repeat of almost becoming lunch?

[Carmen]
I really need to figure out what I'm going to do while we're here. Not really feeling portal security. I think I'd go a little nuts standing in one place for too long staring into an unknown abyss.

I know history, but this is going a bit too far back for me. Paleontology is not really my thing.

It was kind of cool, though

Guessing it's probably still not smart to go petting herbivores, is it?

If anyone's considering catching a ride from a pterodactyl, I would highly recommend against it.
And if you do catch a ride from a pterodactyl, try not to fall off.
And if you do fall off, definitely aim for a tree to break your fall.
And if you do aim for a tree to break your fall, try not to hit every branch on the way down.

So, ouch. I'm pretty bruised and scratched up. And it kinda hurts when I breathe deep.

Not exactly the castle, but I guess it'll do. At least I know this wasn't Dad's Hades. He's a sucker for a good show after all.

Just so you know, I've already broken the running in the halls rule. You can't be that surprised by that, though. You really don't expect people to casually walk when they've just been magicked cross these dimensions, do you?

So how does education work here? I never had formal schooling, like from an actual place that can give you a diploma or a degree. If I want to actually make a career and be a curator, it would definitely be helpful and a requirement in most places.

I don't know how long we're here for but if we're stranded, may as well make a life of it, right?

Any ideas?

Sorry about the chaos when we got here. And extra apologies to Vision and Diana. I can't personally speak for Ivy but I definitely didn't intend to start a caper in the middle of your hangar.

So my name's Carmen and if I'm stuck here, fine I guess, but what exactly do we do here? I've been reading back, some of you are getting regular every day jobs and that's awesome, but I've never actually worked a regular every day job before.

And what about identification, references, all of that? Most places don't hire without those and my usual hacker isn't exactly here.

To all people of this community,

I am sure it has not escaped your keen eyes that the people of Asgard have started to rebuild our community. Asgardians are strong in their nature and build but they are not immune to tragedy. With that said, my brother and I, would greatly appreciate your help for the restoration of the Asgardian community.

There are a few positions, we look into filling.

Construction workers/advisors: Anyone who has experiences in construction work and could either support my nation with it or act as advisory staff.
Drivers: Our people are not skilled in piloting the favoured transportations of Midgardians. For now, we will need to rely on the help of Midgardian drivers.
Midgardian advisors: Some of our people have mentioned the wish to learn more about Midgardian culture and rituals.
Farm workers: We wish to set up our own farm. The differences between Asgardian and Midgardian farming are substantial and we wish to rely on our own produce and animals. That said, additional helping hands, especially those with experience in agriculture will be needed.
Catering: Our construction workers are in need of catering. We need the services of those skilled in the kitchen who could set up a temporary service.
Security: Additional security will be needed, especially during the night time, to protect the village.

To anyone interested, we can pay well for services provided and if more long-term arrangements are wished, accommodation can be handled.

King Loki of Asgard

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