Multiverse of Madness

So there was this egg on my bed. And now there's a dove loose in my room. Help? It doesn't seem to want to go out the window. It's just pooping on everything.

I never thought I'd say this, but I hate dancing. My legs hurt. Please say it's over now.

Yelena Belova
Clint said your dog is about to have puppies? Could I possibly have one of them?

[Dylan Dog]
So I made some calls and it's okay for me to get fingerprinted. I made an appointment for tomorrow to get it done.

Do you know how soon I can take that test for the license?

I wanted to ask, will Clint be working in the office with us? I was of the mind he would be? Should I get him a gift because he got me one? I'm not sure how it works when your friend/co-worker investigator's new boyfriend gets you a gift.


[Clint Barton]
Thanks for the gift! I appreciate it. I found a giant dog bone at the store and picked it up for Lucky.

D&D Private Investigators have an office all set up in town and even our first few cases on the books. Which I'm allowed to feel accomplished about, right? The mysterious appearance of my business account from home certainly helped.

[Marcus]
Good news is you can definitely get your license here, I have the application for you. Bad news is there's an exam, but I can help you study for that, no problem. Technically you don't need a license in this state to work for an established PI agency, if you don't want to go through all that, I'm the licensed one so you can skip it. You also need to get your fingerprints on record with the state.

If anyone sees me heading to New Asgard with swimming gear after October 7th, and before spring, please dissuade me from completing that journey.

[John Walker]
I’m really sorry about this. Hopefully I’ll be able to work by mid-week. Nothing’s broken, just a bruised bone, which apparently is a thing that can happen and will take a couple of months to fully heal, so I can’t run an assault course any time soon.

[Marcus]
I’m okay and I’m not vanished. I’d like you and Clint to get to know each other. We should do dinner or drinks or both soon.

[Clint]
Thank you. For being an awesome pillow and boyfriend. I’ve asked Marcus if we can all get together soon. Not necessarily to discuss secret teams, but if it comes up then that’s cool too.

>> I'm taking a break from here for a few days with Clint and Yelena.
>> Don't worry, I haven't disappeared.
>> Also, I've been thinking about setting up our PI Business in town.
>> Would you be up for some cheating spouse cases?

[All residents in the facility, Little Wakanda, and New Asgard receive an invitation]

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Anyone taking bets on the baseball game?

[Marcus]
Would you be interested in helping run the logistics for an off the books avengers type team?

Hello, all.

I return to Stark Industries full time on Tuesday. This means I will not be as readily available as I was this last week, but if you need anything, please send me a message and I will get back to you as soon as possible.

[FILTER: Steve Rogers]

My assistants know to put you and Bruce right through should you call.

[FILTER: Marcus]

Thank you for the kindness you showed me. It means quite a bit.

[FILTER: Her kids]

I can drop everything should you need me, my loves.

(ooc: a few hours after Steve's post)

Okay, everyone. If you're like me and don't have one of the specific skillsets to work the problem, let's make sure we let them work. If you don't want to be in your rooms we've got a few places you can hang out - there's always the quiet room if you want to just colour or do puzzles, and I'll put out some games and movies if you want to be around other people. I'll see about ordering dinner in as well once it gets to that time of day. Feel free to grab me if you'd rather talk one on one as well.

Something like this has happened before, and Tony had plenty of communications equipment on him that we can try to lock in on. Let's just try to trust the experts on this one.

The loss of our friends never gets easier.

[Filter: Steve/May]
Are you okay?

Lois is gone. It’s the strangest feeling having someone actually disappearing from your arms.

Why we weren’t both taken, I don’t know. Perhaps the portal thinks I’m needed more here.

[Tony, Kara]
I’m flying North to be alone for a few hours. I doubt any satellite or radar will pick me up, but just in case. Maybe you can call me a UFO?

I have been reading Earth literature lately, mostly romances. I am still not sure how human mating rituals work. Maybe someone can help me understand?

I feel like there is a lot of pain described, but people also get pleasure from it? Is this normal? And why are there so many words for the male penis? So many descriptors! It does make it hard to follow the story.

Do humans go into heat or do they mate this much normally?

It's supersoldier objectification appreciation hour.



Who's hotter, Steve Rogers or James Barnes?


[ooc: strikeouts are ic and can be read]


ETA:
Finished all my work for the day so I'm gonna call it here with a tie. Today's lesson is people have different tastes, who knew?

I haven't felt pain like that since...

Medical's aware of the headaches. We're looking into them. Reports are coming in.

We're requesting residents of the Compound, Little Wakanda and New Asgard come in to schedule scans as we try to figure out what caused these.

[Voice Channel from the Mainframe and Security]
This is Barbara in the Mainframe. As previously reported, the compound is right now under siege by dinosaurs that have come through the portal.

I need anyone not currently engaged with them, civilians or anyone locked down in quarters or other areas of the compound to respond and check in. Right now we have your locations on monitors but need to confirm you are with your comm and that your positions are accurate. If you need assistance, it will be sent.

[This Emergency Alert supersedes all other network communications once it goes live. Alarms were briefly heard throughout the facility before Tony posted this up. Feel free to have your characters react as they will]



Hi,

Don't panic but there's a situation in the portal room. I've sealed it for now and we're working on how to deal with it from a safe distance. For now DO NOT try to access the portal area or the garage. I'm re-routing any newcomers to appear in the foyer until this is solved.

Have a great day.


Tony

P.S. If you want to help, ask me here. Don't go down on your own. I know a few dinosaurs might not be a big deal for some of you, but I don't want any of them getting out. I've seen Jurassic World and it's not pretty.

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