Multiverse of Madness

I am very excited for tonight, but I realize that I do not understand these Earth grooming customs. Also, it is considered fun to have pieces of your body trimmed by a stranger?

There are lemon tarts in the kitchen for anyone with a sweet-and-sour tooth. They will likely go fast.

What a curious device. And décor. And people. At least it's quiet Is all the fashion so... effortless around here?

Goodness. I suppose I should introduce myself. I'm Nina Mila. I've been told no one quite understands how I got here or how I may return. I don't imagine there's someone named Inej here? Or perhaps Matthias Zoya?

EDIT: Oh, very well. My name is Nina. Please do forgive the deception. I've learned to be wary of strangers.

Group meeting tonight for anyone who wants to talk about the stones.

For those who were worried about the DNA issue, there's apparently a non-biometric linked card you can use now.

The Asgardians have made it back to Earth safely. Tony's figuring out how to work with T'Challa to settle them close by, but I hear a few of them might be coming down to visit from time to time to get the lay of the land. Just letting people know so no one's alarmed.

If you want to know how we're pulling it off keeping up there, don't ask. Just know I called in a few big favors.


[K. Bacon Crew]

Any updates?

Never really thought much about the afterlife, but when I did, it didn't involve social media.

Who do I need to talk to about dietary restrictions?

[Written after the Space team discovers the Statesman, from the Statesman]

[Space Team]

Thank you for helping me find my people. They are uneasy, having been aimless for some time without Loki or myself to guide them to Midgard. I believe it is best for my people if I stay with them, and help them relocate to our home.

This is where our paths will end for now.

[Loki]

Will you be returning to Midgard with me and our people, or will you be continuing on to knowhere?

[Tony, Pepper, Steve, T'Challa, Banner, Natasha]

I am bringing my people to settle on midgard. In my universe, we settle in Norway, and unless there is reason not to, I will move forward with that as I had before. Though, King T'Challa, I may need your help if Ross comes to my borders.

i am groot

[Arrow Kid and Vent Gremlin]

i got a shopping list of stuff i need to make this trip worthwhile and it's mostly stuff that's here on xandar. the key is i need it without spending any money WINK WINK

you two look like you're small enough to sneak places and smart enough to not go telling the others who have some hang-ups on capitalism or whatever

It sure is strange being on this Earth, with no apparent reason for being drawn here. I must say, I am not entirely comfortable being grounded. While I understand your Accords, I hope you can understand how difficult it is hearing millions of voices calling for help, knowing you can help them, but not being allowed to. As such, I had imposed a kind of self isolation so as not to impart my bad mood upon anyone else.

I think now I am ready to be social. So, hello, my name is Clark, I was raised in Kansas but not born there. My original world is gone. I'm a reporter, but also know my way around a farm. Yesterday was the first birthday I've spent away from family in a long time. I can't really count my space voyages as I was mostly asleep for those. I have many natural abilities, which you would probably label unnatural, but I assure you that I am in full control of them.

So, got that good news/bad news folks.

Good news, the ship's almost done. We've been working pretty much around the clock, but thanks to Shuri, Rocket, Vision, and the entire team that pitched in we think we have something together.

Looks like our current roster is through. The team takes off Saturday morning for anyone who wants to wish them luck. Barbara and Nebula helped coordinate communications, and Natasha will be manning those back home.

Don't worry, Carol promised that we'll receive updates regularly.

I don't have to tell you all this is a big deal.

Our current space cadets: Carol, Thor, Loki, Rocket, Groot, Nebula, Mantis, Ray, Daisy, and Poe.

P.S. Whoever went through the portal and brought back the talking pig for my office, not funny. Weird. Scary. Original, but you can do better. Maybe put it in a bathroom stall next time.

[FILTER: Everyone except Wanda]

I need to find a paying job. Help is appreciated. I am from this world and can disguise myself as human so there are no roadblocks to employment. I wish to purchase an engagement ring for Wanda.

Why do I feel like if it isn't one kind of disaster it's another?

I just wanted to check in and make sure everyone was okay after this weekend. Now that we've had some time to recover and all that. Also, sorry for those that arrived in the middle of that fiasco. We normally don't have super-villains invading this side of the portal.

[Dick Greyson]

I wanted to say I'm impressed with how you handled that Riddler guy. Not bad.



[Barbara Gordon]

How are you recovering?


[Avengers]

I agree with everyone that we need to do something about this if we can.

But Strange is right. We need a solid plan and a ship.

It's clear that we might need to split into teams: people to concentrate on Thanos, some to focus on keeping the stones safe on Earth, and maybe a second line of defense in case he somehow ends up here before we can stop him.

I think it would be better if we met face-to-face to talk and figure this out. Sooner the better. Wednesday?


[Leia Organa]

Sorry about the really awkward introduction.

This whole thing's been weird.

Hi Everyone,

I've attached a duty schedule for those who have volunteered to keep watch over the portals. This way, it's not all on Tony and the others.

For now, this is a rough list while we figure out what could come through. Things can always change down the line.

Let me know if you have any questions.

Hello. I am Mantis.

Is this really Earth? Does anyone know Peter Quill?

yeah yeah i got the whole crash course about this place. it looks the same but it's different and blah blah blah




i want a burger. where do i get a burger??

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