Multiverse of Madness

Anybody else still mooing?

Sorry to anybody I mooed too loud at yesterday. It was a weird day.

That said, anybody have any answers as to why I could do nothing but moo yesterday? From what's on the network, I don't believe I was the only one who had a problem.

Moo. Moo Moo Moo!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo.

Moo.

Moo moo moo?

Moo

M

MOOOOOOOOOOO!! moo moo moo moo moo.

Moo.

The birds were intense when they were here. Mysteriously millions of them showed up and were everywhere. They were quite cute, but a little disastrious. Let's hope that it rains soon to clean up after them. The sidewalk was slippery

I am back at the bakery at about eighty percent, though I am still meeting with healers to help with my heart issues. Thank you for your patience.

[Private to Donna]
I was speaking with one of our recent arrivals, Raven, who performs music. What do you think about hosting performances at Sally's? I think we've got enough room to make a little stage.

If there's one thing I know it's that Jack can beat the odds. He always has. But if a universe vanishes will an undying man still survive? There isn't anyone who's done so as long as he has. He'll be alright. I believe that.

This isn't the end of his story. I know it.

Huh...this is new.

Okay which fairytale am I stuck in now? And how do I get home?

Who is going to the halloween party? I need a last minute costume idea.

I only closed my eyes for a moment, but I fell over. I think I've been working too hard, I am too tired. I will be going home early from the bakery to get some rest.

I am still reachable at home.


[Added Later:]
[Private: Five]
I have been convinced to take the day off of work tomorrow. Donna thinks I should take a couple of days, but

Can you bake? I have prepared everything ahead of time. You know how to do it all.

[Jack Harkness, Donna Noble]
So bit of an update. I've been asked by Sabrina to act as a sort of den mum/adult-in-residence to the magic users who are moving into her family home which just appeared at the edge of New Asgard. So I'm going to be moving out of the compound and into the house.

Thankfully it isn't very far from the Compound if an emergency hits. And like all of us, at least until we can figure out some kind of teleport, I'm rather used to all the running.

This also might open a new opportunity for medical care in New Asgard.

We've all been under enormous amounts of stress the last few months, and it doesn't seem as if it is going to get better in the long term. This means that it's even more important to be eating right, sleeping, taking breaks, seeing and talking to people outside your area of work.

If you need anyone to speak with, please contact Sam. We are here to support you, all of you and the last thing we want is for anyone to require medical intervention because they've been lax in this.

[Stephen]
A few things. Firstly, I thought you'd want to know, I was asked to move in with your girls.

Secondly, after last night, I drank and it wasn't enough.

[Whovians]
The end of all those universes...

[Mobius]
Seems like that get together we were talking about just became a bit more urgent.

[All residents in the facility, Little Wakanda, and New Asgard receive an invitation]

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Hello, everybody. I would like let you know, The Noble Queen & Sparrow will now simply be called Sally's.

If anybody has an excess of free time and would like a job, I'm looking for a barista or two. We can discuss days and hours, very flexible.

[Filter: Science team]
You have been working really hard. If you're willing to take a break, you can have a coffee or tea and a treat on the house. If you can't take a break, I will drop some off for you once I close the shop for the day. Let me know what you would like.

[Filter: Catherine Pinkerton]
I offered the science team some of the baked goods. I'll pay for them. I've got enough put back to cover it.

Private to Jack Harkness
Nevermind meeting Sally. She went home. You can still come by though.

Private to Martha Jones
First Rose, then Jenny, now Sally. This is kind of frightening. I didn't see a pong alert for you. You're still here, right?? Please still be here.

Private to Catherine Pinkerton
Sally's gone. Should we be talking about the shop?

Well not the first time I've been brought somewhere without my consent. So, what's the deal with time?

I have two announcements to make:

The first being that as of a couple of weeks ago, Vision and I are officially engaged. We just wanted to enjoy the time as a newly engaged couple to ourselves before letting others know. We do not have a set date, but are looking to get married in October, as we would like to be officially married as soon as possible.

The second announcement ties into this as well, Vision and I are planning to move to New Asgard by the end of the month. We will both still be active around the compound to help, but we wish to have more of a space to ourselves, and Thor has graciously offered to allow us to move.

[Filtered to Natasha and Monica]

I would be honored if you would both be my co-maids of honor.

[Filtered to the Avengers and Nick Fury]

As for the matter of this...other me killing Thanos, I want it known that I stated to Carol that I am not pleased that I was not informed right away, and had to learn second hand. It also hurts me to know that there were also discussions of me getting a handler like I am some sort of child.

I am aware that my powers frighten the governments of the world. However, I am personally tired of constantly worrying about people being afraid of me or not. I would also like to not disclose this information, as personally, as far as I am concerned, no one needs to know that Thanos died at the hands of some other version of me.

Furthermore, I would like to be included in any future conversations related to this matter from the beginning please. I understand that people were afraid of upsetting me, but I can assure you, I am an adult, and am more than capable of handling big news developments such as this.

It should also be said that just because some other version of me decided to apparently go back in time and murder Thanos, it does not mean that I would make the decisions.

I was angry at first, when I found out, I will admit. But now, I think I am more disappointed than anything else. I am, however, willing to discuss it, if there is anything further to discuss.

But I'm not a year old yet...

I'm fine. Thank you for your concern.

Thor, King of Asgard.

( pics under here )

It's supersoldier objectification appreciation hour.



Who's hotter, Steve Rogers or James Barnes?


[ooc: strikeouts are ic and can be read]


ETA:
Finished all my work for the day so I'm gonna call it here with a tie. Today's lesson is people have different tastes, who knew?

Since we're apparently doing the coming clean thing, let's lay it all out.

A few of you seem to think we're all hiding something. So, go for it. Q&A. Ask away. If any of us has the answers, we'll give it. I honestly don't know what you think we know that you don't. If any of you had any idea what some of us here have sacrificed to keep this planet spinning, you'd wet yourselves.

You know what, that goes for you natives. You want to know something from my timeline, ask. I'll do what I can. But I don't promise happy endings for anyone and I will be answering those privately. I think Stark Jr. and I believe Ms. Maximoff are the only ones ahead of me timewise. I'd prefer not to "spoil" those who don't wish to be.

So, it's come to my attention that there are people who think we are holding something back after the last visit. I get it. It's a lot. There's a lot going on.

I think Sam did a pretty good job summarizing it, but since there are some newcomers here that don't feel they know everything and don't know how to use Google or just ask me or anyone else, here. This is an entire history of the Avengers, what we know about the Power Stones, Thanos, and everything in between. It also explains the Sokovian Accords.

We've done this before. Several times. I've had meetings weeks ago about this, and I just don't have time to keep sitting everyone down and giving the rundown for this place. So it's now up to you. Read the attached files and please make yourself acquainted.

And if anyone wants to take over, by all means. Do it. I'm really, REALLY tired of trying to save people and I'm okay with retiring. You can have it all: the facility, the responsibility, all of it. Hell, you can deal with the president the next time she comes to town. And you can deal with the portals, too.

If you think you can do a better job, sign up below. Thanks.

Tony Stark

AKA NOT YOUR LEADER

AKA THE GUY PAYING FOR YOU TO BE HERE

AKA THE PERSON TRYING TO KEEP YOUR ASSES OUT OF PRISON OR WORSE

( The Run Down )

I haven't felt pain like that since...

Medical's aware of the headaches. We're looking into them. Reports are coming in.

We're requesting residents of the Compound, Little Wakanda and New Asgard come in to schedule scans as we try to figure out what caused these.

[Viewable to all except Wanda]

Hello. I have procured enough funds to buy Wanda the engagement ring she deserves. Would anyone be so kind as to help me pick out the most attractive one? Thank you.

Hello All,

I am pleased to announce that thanks to the generosity of Loki and Thor, we've been able to finally get a small shop up and running in New Asgard.



We're open most days, but we're short-staffed at the moment (since it's only Donna and I running it) from 6am to 6pm. Please do stop by if you want a cuppa. It's right next to the Asgardian Library!

Oh, and we're hiring if you're interested!

As there are new people on the network, I thought it would be a great time to extend a welcome to those who I have yet to speak to.

I am Okoye, Wakandan General and Head of Security for the Wakandan Consulate. While you are welcome within our walls, It is important to make yourself familiar with the laws and rules of this world.

Should you need assistance, We have left pamphlets in the lobby of the apartment.

[King T’Challa]
King Loki of Asgard seems concerned about the safety of his settlement. I have offered to spare some of our generals to train his people in some defensive skills. It would not be entirely like the training that we put our Soldiers through, but I will happily devise a course and schedule for them.

If you desire, I could extend the same training to those in the Compound, but with all the heroes, I doubt they will need it.

Also, the Security schedule is on your desk.

[Shuri]
You’re remembering to eat? Do I need to go back to having meals sent to your lab?

Maker be...

I can communicate with others?

is this truly not magic?

There was a small incident with the microwave today. But I fixed it, and now it won't start if there's metal inside! Apparently that's a bad thing.

Also if you put a glass of water in for thirty seconds it smells like hot pizza.

Maybe I shouldn't have waited so long to try this, but is there anybody here who knows the Doctor? Tall nutter in a suit and trainers, crazy hair, not an Earthling, travels in a big blue box that sounds like its been smoking since childhood.

Also, if there's any way to contact him, he'd probably be able to help with the current problems. Probably solve all of it before the day is done.

Also, if I'm a Wakandan now, when do I get to see the place?

Never really thought much about the afterlife, but when I did, it didn't involve social media.

Who do I need to talk to about dietary restrictions?

Tag dump, please ignore