Multiverse of Madness

I am pleased to say that New Asgard is recovering from the recent strangeness that plagued our community. The damage sustained from the dragon attack all but disappeared completely after the battle. And though the people are shaken, they are strong.

That being said, if I can offer any assistance to anyone in need, please let me know.

Strange how it feels as though a switch is flipped in mid-September, and pumpkin spice and Halloween hit the shops like a fire hose.

At least there are good movies this time of year.

Oh thank the universe.

I'm back and without a wand.

If I never see another talking squirrel, it'll be too soon.

If anyone else asks me to do fucking laundry assume I'm also throwing in some Fruit Punch Kool-Aid powder.

What the fucking hell was that garbage?

[Dream]
I'm so sorry brother.

Buildings don't just randomly appear, right? Ones attached to the ground, at least. Especially tall ones.

Right?

That wasn't there an hour ago.

[OoC: A very tall (at least 100 storeys) fairytale-type tower has appeared at the Avengers Compound, with ivy all up the outside of it, a little wooden door at the bottom, and a round room with a pointy roof right at the top. No idea what's at the top, happy to find out!]

Has anyone else found themselves with a usually inanimate object as a sidekick?

My motorbike is very chatty all of a sudden and keeps following me and Haley around. I told it that I have security patrol, and it seemed to think it could handle that too, so if you see it in the portal room, or doing a perimeter sweep, uh… don’t worry?

[Filtered away from her step family, which is essentially Simon]

The downside of living with my family is the rare times I can visit the market and enjoy some fresh apples. I truly love those very rare moments when I'm not cleaning and doing loads of laundry.

[ooc: Death thinks she's Morbidella (Cinderella) and Simon is her evil stepbrother so...yeah]

Well damn. Kara's gone home it looks like. You'd think I'd get used to that alert by now but it still sucks.

A Red Portal Event has been detected for:

• Damon Salvatore
  
• Death
  
• Dream
  
• Elena Gilbert
  
• Kaldur'ahm
  
• Kate Bishop
  
• Peter Parker*

(This is an automated alert, and replies are not monitored. For any concerns, please contact a member of Security or the Administrative staff directly.)


_{* Amazing Spider-Man}

I came home from work and has anyone seen Morpheus?

He's not answering and I'm kind of freaking out.

[Alice]
I might need drinks. Stat.

Kinda forgot my duty to the people in regards to informing you all of random holidays. Oops. My bad. Anyway, without further delay, today is...

😘 💏 😚 💋 International Kissing Day! 😘 💏 😚 💋

So pucker up everyone!

[Private to Dream]
Hey. You around?

I can't get in. Portals aren't portaling.



[Science/Security -A voice post]

Two explosions. 14 minutes..Like it's broken. Pounding in my head every 14 minutes and 23 seconds.

I saw a green flash. Not sure if it's in my head or not.

it isn't stopping

New Asgard is awfully quiet with half of its people up on the Statesman. The instances of Red Portal activity here have dwindled, though we are still sending our strongest members to patrol the woods nearby. Keeping an ever watchful eye.

I am very much looking forward to celebrating the fireworks holiday with my Midgardian friends.

Mor and I decided to get married!

So I can officially call him my husband.

Pride!

It's that month humans celebrate Pride!

Are there parades?

Please tell me there are parades!

What else do people do for Pride?

Had a bit of spare time and got to browsing...it's Pride month. I've never really done anything with that before, but it turns out entire cities have parades and festivals for it.

[Ben R]
Would you go with me to one of these? I think I'd like to see it.

Having a bit of a day. One that could just be over soon and I'd be fine with that.

[Ben R.]
Made you lunch, I know you guys are busy on holidays...might stop by for a minute?

[Magnus]
Our meeting got interrupted by red portals...was just wondering if you were still available sometime soon?

Can these Red Portals go away? I'm done. Stick a fork in me.

I'm at the end of my fraying rope, I'm afraid.

I'll be down in the range shooting things. Can't seem to think about anything else at the moment. Can't seem to get my hands to hold still.

Ben and I are home. Did we miss anything?

If your Friday night plans did not include a trip out to Threshold to enjoy some Margaritas, Tequila shots, and tacos, then your Friday night plans are terrible and should be abandoned.

Come and join me, friends! I will buy you a drink or a taco (or both!) and we shall dance and be merry!

I gave my two weeks notice at the clothing store.

One of the galleries hired me and I'd rather work in a gallery.

That being said, if anyone is in need of help picking out an outfit for a special occasion, I'm always happy to help.

[Filtered to Morpheus]

What say you to a night of walking and whiskey? I must get out of this room or I may tear it to the ground. Or, really, anything that gets me outside.

Are there farmers' markets here?

If so, would someone care to visit one with me?

Today is World Aquatic Animal Day! It's also Fish Fingers and Custard Day but let's not talk about that. So HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL THE FISH! And all the other under the sea creatures too.

Kaldur!? Where are you at?

Cath and I are back, though I suspect that all of New Asgard has noticed already, given the atmosphere at Sally's. What felt like merely a few days through the portal was, instead, over two months gone from here, which is... more than a little disconcerting.

I've been doing a lot of dusting at home, trying to get it looking back into shape again. It was wintertime, when we left, and now spring is all but assured.

Well, besides the assurances I'm safe, I must admit this is an entirely new experience, something I didn't expect to have.

Hello all.

Been browsing random store fronts...but I don't really know anything about real estate. Only the bare bones basics of what I want the space for. Who here has a real estate brain I can pick for a minute? I'm highly considering opening a plant shop, and I've been thinking on it for months now.

[To: Dream]

Hi. I’m sorry I didn’t answer you earlier. I admit I freaked out a little, not really knowing what you meant when you said you could help with my sleep issue. But I think I’m ready to try anything now. I can’t function properly being so tired and yet so wired all at once.

If the offer is still on the table that is.

Chessie decided to grace me with his presence.

And then promptly go on an adventure.

If anyone sees a grey/orange feline/raccoon creature with hummingbird wings who flits in and out of existence, don't be alarmed. He's my version of Chessie, the Cheshire Cat.

Fucking hell.

I'm supposed to be heading to Hell. What about Darlington? He needs us to rescue his soul.

Not being pulled into this dimension.

Let's start with the first question. What's the fucking ghost situation?

Sorry for the burnt smell in the kitchen. I killed a toaster.

[Filtered to magic users]

I was hopin' to meet some other magic users in town, as a New Orleans witch.

Dylan and I are back. In Medical, but everything's fine. Just precautionary.

[Jace and Magnus]

We ran into people who knew you.

Running on Spidersense overload for this long can’t be good. I’m trying to ignore it by streaming about a million tv shows.

Sooo to distract me some more, from the nineties sitcom category:

Who is your favorite girlfriend?

Monica

Phoebe

Rachel

Janice

Who is your favorite boyfriend?

Chandler

Joey

Ross

Mike

Who is your favorite overall?

Compared to Gotham, this place is relatively easy going. It just sucks that the two people who know it aren't here to talk to about it.

Whoever was looking after PONG, he's found his way back to the garage. There's a lot for me to catch up on, so I'll keep him busy.

We came back, so odds are high that everyone else will too.

Jask and I have been holed up in the studio for the last few days, and he suggested that maybe we could play a bit in the common area for a couple of hours a day during the week, if people wanted? I can take a lot of requests, and Jaskier picks up on the songs like a freakin' prodigy.

Any interest? We just thought it might be good for morale or whatever. If I'm way off base, tell me that, too! I don't want to bug people.

I see the hearts, chocolates, candies and all things pink and cute have flooded the shops again. I'm feeling more like a Valentines Grinch every day.

Took the dog for a walk and saw a portal. One of the red ones. It didn't get me (obviously) but it was a close call.

Twitch and I are okay. We're back at home now.

[Filtered to Everyone on the Network, but Not a Public Post]

I've received another report of a recent disappearance, but one that wasn't corroborated until today. Some SI employees saw a couple get pulled into a red portal in the diner down the road a few miles on Friday. The Stark Industries' security team couldn't get the CCTV pulled until today and confirmed it was Frank Castle and Karen Page.

Tony suggested we activate the GPS tracker embedded in all our data pads. Since this is the first I've ever heard about anything like this existing on our devices, I wanted to turn that decision over to those who might be interested in having it turned on. I can send you the directions to do so. Tony also told me that he has a backdoor update that can completely delete the program and frag the hardware, if you feel this is too invasive.

In the spirit of full transparency, I'm still debating what I want to do.

If you have any questions, please reach out to me and/or any of the Security/Administration staff.

As always, be safe out there.

If the portals are taking requests for people to vanish, I would like to suggest the jackass that cut me off as I was coming back from a little road trip.

[Team Legends]

Any of you been portal-napped yet? If you don't respond I am assuming yes.

I cannot be separated from my realm again. It has only begun to recover from my extended absence. The consequences are dire if I do not return. The world will suffer as it did when Burgess imprisoned me.

Does no one know of a way to escape this place? My sand has yet to replenish. What magic is this that is capable of limiting my abilities?

Tag dump, please ignore