Multiverse of Madness

A woman came into the bakery today for breakfast and a cup of coffee. Normally, I do not see so many people so perky so early in the morning. She seemed quite thrilled to be in Sally's.

While this pleases me so, I could do without the singing. It was quite off key.

My reflection wasn’t there this morning. And the room in the mirror looked nothing like mine and Robin’s here.

Anyone else having problems or is it just me?

I may have... accidentally... smashed a mirror in the woods.

And the rest of the mirrors have disappeared.

With great relief, the house is no longer a Haunted Gingerdead House. However, it is already starting to self decorate for Halloween. Stiles, this is your chance to get in there and make your own additions to the decorating.

The Halloween party in the summer didn't work out, but now it would be fun to actually plan for Halloween (and my birthday). Especially since I'm alive - again -...

Trying not to be an alarmist, but has anyone seen Ray Palmer? He was supposed to meet me to pick up a book order, but that was a couple of hours ago, and Zari said she hasn't heard from him either.

The beanstalk is gone… does that mean things might be going back to normal?

[Friends]

Are we thinking Courtney’s possessed?

( Everyone is Invited! )

_{(hand written note included with all delivered notices)}

No need to RSVP. If you've seen this on the net and/or gotten a paper version, I'm assuming your coming. Anyone needing overnight accommodations can drop a note to the network post. We have a block of rooms reserved.

See you there, assuming we're all back to normal by then!

Uh.. So, there's a giant beanstalk at the edge of the woods between here and New Asgard. It's so tall I think it might be a risk to flight paths?

[Sabrina]
Would you like to go see a movie this weekend?

[Robin]
So this is getting to Hawkins level of weird, right? Keep your bat handy.

Look, I'm all about the whimsy, but I can't be the only one a little weirded out by our new fairy friends...

I don't understand Tinder.

How is Miami close by?

Would anyone in New Asgard, the Facility or Consulate like to go on a date?

...okay, so my birthday is coming up. Five days from now I'm going to be a year older. Which is really strange, because I had a big gap in years, and I certainly feel a lot older than I am. Or, than I can figure out that I am?)

I'm hoping that people can take an hour or two away from whatever they're dilligently working on, and share a meal with me in celebration. Then I promise I we'll get right back to work.

So... there are six Terminator movies?!

The first one was only just released when I'm from.

Is it cool for me to go to Pride?

I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm straight, so not in the rainbow. But I want to show support or solidarity, whichever is correct. Plus I go where Robin goes.

In the home stretch! One more month of studying and tests etc. I can't believe I'm almost done my self study. I didn't think I'd be finishing High School on my own, or to get ready to graduate without my parents seeing me. Though, honestly, I probably got more school work done here since there was less crime fighting (but with a side trip to Middle Earth). Summer's going to be great though, waiting and getting ready for college.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COURT!!!!!!

We're gonna party SO HARD. Within reason, big bro. Obviously.

Creatures in the woods? This place is turning into Hawkins.

[Robin]
I made you a bat. I figure Court doesn't need one, but maybe Stiles should have one too?

We've had another incident in the woods between New Asgard and the Facility.

No one was gravely injured, and we're not restricting movement in the area but please take this as a strong advisement not to travel on your own until we know more.

More updates will be provided as they become available.

( [Shadowhunters + Magnus] )

[All of the messages are sent very early in the morning]

[Private to Karolina]

Hi Karolina, Nico mentioned that you have extra-terrestrial heritage you do not know much about. I do not know if species you are related to exists in this world. But Midgard seems to exist in many so there is a good chance they might. Would you wish to know if that was the case? Loki

[Private to Nico]

Hello Nico, after what you told me about your past I wondered where you are at with your magical training now. If you wish, I could see what the Asgardian library has on offer about your magic. Loki

[Private to Steve and Robin]

Hi, I believe the world I ended up in was yours. Truly charming place. The deserted streets, overgrown houses and beasts that are trying to have you for a meal are a real tourist magnet I am sure. I've seen you and some others battle a monster. Impressive that you managed to defeat it. But I wondered what happened to your world afterwards.

I'm back. Ray's not. I watched John disappear right in front of me.

I need to break something that no one will miss.

[Voice Post]

Oh, thank god I have a network again. Fuck, shit, okay [she hisses in a sharp breath] ow. Look, I'm not sure where I am exactly. Some kind of field? Can someone ping my phone and come get me? I can't walk.

Loki, he— [she breaks off with a soft sob] He was right behind me. He didn't come through. Thor? If you can hear me, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Has anyone seen Alina? I was gone for a few days, and a lot of stuff happened, but it wasn't one of those red portals. I'm back now, and not only is our apartment cleaned up, but it also looks untouched, and I'm worried.

Sorry for worrying people.
I took a detour to my own world on the way back from my red portal adventure.

[Derek, Stiles, Steve]
It is super late, or early, so I found an empty room here at the facility to hopefully get some sleep. See you in the morning?

I lost her. She was RIGHT THERE and then she wasn't.

Fuck.
Shit.
Fucking shit.

If I see one of those red swirly bastards I'm gonna take my bat to it.

Thank you everyone who came out to Threshold last night for our St. Patrick's Day extravaganza. I hope a good time was had by all.

If you're missing any of the following, let me know:

1. a high-heeled left shoe, black
2. a high-heeled right shoe, red
3. a set of false teeth
4. this t-shirt
5. a pair of boxers with 4 leaf clovers
6. a set of keys with this keychain
7. a TI-84 graphing calculator
8. a plastic medal on a blue ribbon that says "I drove without swearing today"
9. tubes of lipstick in the following shades - pervette, super orgasm, and witches brew
10. a strip of Burger King - Have It Your Way condoms

Question: How do we calculate birthdays here? Can I apply to be one of the Golden Girls now?

I have returned! Much more time has passed for you than it has for me. I was in a place called Sunnydale in California, though it was not on Midgard. There were vampires there, though they were not the kind who sparkle in the sunlight and fall in love with teenage girls. At least, not all of them. There was a battle, and Margo and I bested a few of these monsters. Then we were taken in by a kind vampire hunter and her lesbian friends.

I feel as though I have many stories from our adventure... though many more may have passed here in my absence. It will be an honor to hear them.

Who's got two thumbs, kicked ass and got his ass kicked in Gotham, only to come back to find a majority of his friends and his entire husband g o n e?

If you answered me, then ding-ding-ding, you get to be insufferable about it.

Who wants to go day drinking once I shake Medical's watchful eye?

Two weeks have gone, and I've only scratched the thinnest membrane of this wild and wondrous world. I have yet to plumb the depths of such a luscious fruit!

I'm not so oblivious or wrapped up in my own discoveries not to sense the overhanging mood among my fellow refugees. How do you all fare, my loves and lovelies?

Writing personal statements sucks. The one I wrote back in Hawkins doesn’t really hold up here. But Miss Potts managed to make my transcripts look half decent, so I’m halfway to NYU.

Nance would be proud, but she’s gone, so I guess it’s up to you Robs.

I cannot be separated from my realm again. It has only begun to recover from my extended absence. The consequences are dire if I do not return. The world will suffer as it did when Burgess imprisoned me.

Does no one know of a way to escape this place? My sand has yet to replenish. What magic is this that is capable of limiting my abilities?

If anyone has seen Margo, please let me know ASAP. Quentin and I haven't seen her since Monday afternoon.

[Quentin]

Please tell me you've found her.

I thought we were free in New Asgard, but the red portals have started showing up here.

[Margo]
You busy tonight?

Registered for the local college to take a couple classes. This place isn't entirely like Gotham, have extra time on my hands in spite of also working at the Agency. Maybe I'll find whatever it is I'm looking for but can't seem to something I like. Kind of a last minute decision but I'd been browsing some of the psychology courses for criminal profiling. I start next semester.

Oh. This is not ...Russeau's.

Or New Orleans.

Which I've already been told by security, but I felt it bared repeating.

Hello?

I feel like a cowpie in the meadow. A very, very government-controlled meadow.

HARDISON MADE ME AN ESCAPE ROOM WITH LASERS.

Best Christmas present ever!

So who's up for a party tonight? Don't feel like sitting around doing nothing. Thought we could hit some bars and nightclubs and lose ourselves in dancing and music.

Yeah, yeah, I read everything and listened to what everyone said, but this is still so screwed up.

Although I guess it's not that different than getting taken by the Ghost Riders.

Okay, this is wild. Even for me.

ROBIN MY CAR IS HERE! We have wheels of our own.

I can go out for a drive and not be fazed by all the electronic stuff inside the thing beeping at me to signal and shit.

Guess I have too many ghosts in my past that they're arguing over who's going to visit me first. Haven't had a single spook or apparition haunt me yet. Bit disappointed, really.

October really is the best time of year. New True Crime podcasts every day this month. Content galore! And I may have found a variety of halloween flavored coffees to last well into next year.

I'm sorry, Thor, I watched ahead and already finished Golden Girls. Don't read on because spoilers and I can't figure out how to hide text. Nevermind, I was told how! But we can watch Brooklyn 99 or Scrubs together big guy! Actually I’m good to watch GG again if I’m honest.


[Not Thor]
I can't believe Dorothy left the girls!
And married Blanche's uncle!

School is not as hard as I thought it would be. (Look Mom, I'm attending again. Be proud.) I kind of miss band. But the time I would have if I was in band is being used for other stuff.

I am studying what's happened for the last 30 or so years. SO MUCH has happened. I think my brain might melt. Is that a thing that happens here?

[Scoops Troop]

Steve. 911. There are so many cute girls here. I can barely function. Can we look at homeschooling? Please?

As we turn over a new month and move into shorter days and cooler weather, I am forcibly reminded of the differences between this world and the one I come from. Asgard is forever in my heart, and settled in the back of my thoughts, as I know is the case with many of my Asgardian brothers and sisters here on Midgard.

Though we will never forget our home, we also are embracing living here on Midgard. I, for one, am excited to see what Fall brings us. (Or is it Autumn? Are they the same? Am I missing some nuance in the language?)

I know I kinda maybe brought it on myself by suggesting to go swimming after the wedding. Which, by the way, was awesome and so purple and full of all those good feels and love. Congrats on getting hitched, my dudes.

ANYWAY... I sort of lost my shoes. They aren't important but they are a favorite pair. Did anyone happen to pick them up?

Okay, so I need a whiteboard. Do they still call them whiteboards? I don't know. Sorry if they don't. But I still need one. Where can I get one? Don't ask why. It's science.

Fifteen days? No sweat.

( [Cath] )

( [Kate, Natasha, Dick and Derek] )

[Anyone 25 and Under]

Are you 25 and under and not already going to Clint and Dylan's wedding as a guest?

Would you like to earn $300 for a few hours' work?

See below!

[Details]

Jobs will include:

• Set up
  
• Ushers
  
• Wait Staff
  
• Bartending and/or drink delivery (21+—I WILL know)
  
• Take down/clean up

If interested, drop me a line here.

I figured out capital letters on here.

Thanks to Sharon, I also figured out Netflix and other streaming(?) sites. I found The Golden Girls. Which wasn't even released yet... but here it's like... old.