Multiverse of Madness

Tag dump, please ignore

So...if you died back home and found yourself suddenly yanked out of heaven and alive again, how would you go about dealing with that? Something tells me there's not a support group for that kind of thing.

I guess this is the part where I introduce myself. I'm the Buffy Tony talked about as feisty, but you try and tell me that you wouldn't get at least a little huffy when someone mocks your name.

Should I do an About Me? A What I Did With My Summer introduction? I was never good with those. Always had to hide the fact that I spent my summers stuck in sewers, slaying monsters. And one time, I even ignored the monster thing and came back to find that they were trying to resurrect a guy who killed me. (I got better.) Smashed those bones into paste during the first week of school.

Kind of felt like that remedial stuff they teach because you always forgot what you did the last year after three months with no school.

Here: repeat this, and now we move onto new and exciting things that involve way too much trauma. Algebra, am I right?

I realize that you called this a portal, but it seems more like a rift in time and space, much like the one in Cardiff back home. Every so often, things (and occasionally people) would fall through and a friend of mine and his team would have to handle the situation. Interesting though... I suppose it makes sense that if this happens on our earth that it would happen on alternate ones. Though alternate earths are a little new.

I should introduce myself. My name is Martha Jones. I'm a doctor from London. Hullo.

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Oh, and we have a couple of new guys come through. Again. Girls, actually.

I haven't had a chance to talk to them much, but I know one is a doctor. Martha Jones, actually. Eddie might be interested to talk to her.

The other is Buffy Summers. She's feisty. I like her. Could give you a run for your money, Natasha.

let’s say you’re a good old catholic boy but since you’re newly arrived, you’ve never scouted a single church in the area. let’s also say you’ve got a long list of sins and you’re gonna need a confessional.

hypothetically: where does this good old catholic boy go?

Good afternoon, residents.

Due to some structural damage and increased numbers joining us, we needed to shuffle room assignments. We attempted to place people with those they can get along with, but if there is an issue, please let us know.

~Pepper Potts

[Room assignments attached]

If anyone wants a breakfast Hot Pocket, there's one left in the box in the freezer. :)

When I went into the showers, I put three of my towels on the warming rack next to the shower stall.

When I came out of the shower fifteen minutes later, there were zero towels on the warming rack.

Somebody fess up.

Crazy couple of days, right kids?

Okay. So, good news! Everyone's back and recovering. The door is stable. And I figured out a way to re-route any newcomers safely to a different launchpad (that's what I'm calling it now). You're welcome. I'm amazing. You can leave your praise here.

Bad news: if you do go through that door, there are vampires. Yes. Vampires with teeth and drinking blood and the whole nine yards. Apparently, the town on the other side has a bit of an infestation.

If you choose to go through and have laser eyes or any other kind of 'enhanced ability', just know it might not work there. That's what happened with Steve, Carol, and Diana. So be prepared.

But I would call this an overall success. The Winchester boys can go home just as soon as they're ready. You're welcome. We'll work on opening up a few more doorways after I've gotten some more readings on this one.

For now, I'm going to bed.

Hello.

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Is this going through?

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This is Captain Carol Danvers. We are in urgent need of assistance. We have a team member down.

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Goddamnit Stark, if this is working, we need you to respond now!

Before I head out on my mission, I baked last night when I couldn't sleep. You'll find several big bowls of banana pudding in the fridge and three pies on the counter, apple, custard, and pumpkin.

Enjoy and Happy Easter.

Can't sleep. I'm grabbing a nightcap. Anyone else down for one?

Or maybe just chatting about tomorrow's mission and coming up with an actual game plan?

I thought I wouldn't like this place, particularly since we're all stuck here. People have been so kind here, so welcoming. I figured I would make some banana pudding and some pies for this week. Tell me what kind of pies you want. If we haven't met yet, I'm Diana.

How should we do food? Should we cook on our own, or take turns. What do you think? I'm good either way. I enjoyed eating with everyone, reminds me of Themysciria. Except there were a lot more of us. If no one wants to do big dinners, I'd be willing to rotate with a few people.

Grace I just learned you made the hot cross buns. I've always heard of them but never have eaten any until yours. They were amazing. Gave me new respect for butter.

May Thank you for all the time and trouble for Easter dinner. It was truly amazing. You are such a good cook, and so thoughtful. Thank you for my first Easter celebration. Also thank you to everyone who made food for dinner.

Good morning!

It's morning, right? Technically it's after midnight so it's morning.

Anyway, I hope you all got to meet a few of our newcomers from yesterday: Carol Danvers and Diana Prince. Both magnificent ladies and only one ruined a ten-thousand-dollar piece of equipment. I will let you figure out which. Don't worry, have it covered!

But, yeah, that's old news. New-news is we have two more. Dean Winchester came through. Sam? Wherever you are, your brother is paging. Also, you didn't tell me he was the more handsome twin.

We also have the lovely Dinah Lance. Unlike some blonde bombshells, she arrived without setting off an alarm.

Okay, I'm done.

Oh! I uh, have an idea to send you all home. Team meeting in the conference room 8:00am sharp for those interested!

-Tony

P.S. Who ate all my pizza?

Pepper asked me to take charge of the kitchen so I'd like to plan some menus and get some volunteers to help cook. I need from you:

Food allergies

Favorite foods

Thanks!

Tags: marvel: sharon carter, marvel: steve rogers, ~inactive: carol danvers, ~inactive: grace ryder, ~inactive: may parker, ~inactive: peter parker (mcu), ~inactive: sam winchester

I do not like this place. It feels strange and off-putting.

Hello, everyone. My name is Wanda Maximoff. I just arrived here recently. I apologize if I was rude to anyone on my arrival. I was a little shaken to be dragged here. However, I am still an Avenger even if this isn't my world, and I am willing to help where I am needed.

I could be in space right now, but what why do that when I can actually help out the Avengers, right? Though honestly, being pulled out of space kind of sucks, but can't actually complain about that.

Hello, everyone. Tony offered to introduce me, but I figured I'd do it myself. Anyway, my name's Daisy Johnson, and I'm an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. I'll be assisting here at the facility in any way that I can. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything I can do to help you out! I'm also going to be assisting on trying to figure out just how we all got here exactly.

Good Morning. Is it morning? I think it's still morning.

Anyway, we had a few hiccups visitors last night. A lot of you have probably already talked to Natasha Romanoff, but for those who don't know her she's 'local' and trustworthy. Natasha's been an Avenger for years and she's good people. Just don't piss her off.

I'm kidding, try pissing her off. It'll be fun to watch what happens.

We also had a newby, Grace Ryder come through pretty late. From what I heard, Pepper got her a room right away so she might still be a little disoriented from the 'trip'. Go easy on her, yeah?

And Wanda Maximoff's here. Sort of. Still haven't gotten a full story out of her, yet, but feel free to as if you see her. She was never my biggest fan.

Finally, there's a new face and uh...yeah. Not really sure who she is. Awfully quiet, no sense of humor, and tried to kill me violent. She says her name is Gamora but not much else. If you see her around and learn more, let me know.

Fresh coffee's on in the kitchen. You're welcome.

-Tony

Hi, everyone! We need to discuss Easter dinner. Does anyone have dietary restrictions? I'm going to whip up the traditional Italian Easter, but I am happy to cook alternate dishes too. Also, we need to dye Easter eggs. I already told FRIDAY to put eggs and dye on that list of hers.

I have good news and more good news!

First the good news. We've figured out the food situation. I rigged F.R.I.D.A.Y. to the fridge in the kitchen. Just tell her anything you need or write it down on the smartboard. An order will go out daily and we'll have it delivered here.

Other good news. I figured out how to forward the portals so that they appear here. Well, technically they're still opening at the original locations, but they're rerouting anyone coming in and out of them to the hanger. DO NOT MESS WITH THE PORTAL MACHINE. The last thing we need is anyone touching the wrong button and blowing up the world.

I'm kidding. Sort of.

Anyway, things are getting interesting folks. We have two new guys, Sam Winchester and Barbara Gordon who've come to stay. They're taking up a couple of rooms on the first floor according to Pepper. Say hi and show them around, they seem like good kids.

Oh, and also, Peter's Aunt May has come to stay with us for a few weeks while this is getting sorted out. If I hear anyone is ogling her, they will get a stern talking to.

That's all, have a nice day! Pizza's in the kitchen.