Multiverse of Madness

I am very excited for tonight, but I realize that I do not understand these Earth grooming customs. Also, it is considered fun to have pieces of your body trimmed by a stranger?

I'm thinking it's time for a Ladies' night. What do you say? Drinks and dancing for the 21+ crowd...?

I can organize a limo to take us to and from the club. We can rent a house with enough beds for everyone. Maybe even bring in a couple of spa professionals for massages and mani/pedis during the afternoon, then dinner, drinks, and dancing in the evening?

Who's interested?

In case anyone hasn't heard yet, Jinn and I have set up a car service. We've both been professional drivers before coming here and have permission from Tony to use some of his cars. We can go anywhere accessible by car but would prefer extra notice for longer trips. Right now, the best way to request a ride is just to contact one of us directly, we can give you a price quote and work out times.

That being said, if anyone was interested in a job I think some sort of dispatch position might be good. We're working out of all three locations and some coordination with a central booking person would likely lead to less confusion and we wouldn't have to worry about answering phones when we're already driving. If you're interested, just let one of us know.

Possibly also someone with programming skills to work on an app? It's not a priority yet, but it might become one at some point.

Jinn
I've spoken to the guys in charge of the Asgardian Villiage, none of them know how to drive the cars here so I've gotten them set up with us. They don't know the technology well either, figured this might be the way to go.

Group meeting tonight for anyone who wants to talk about the stones.

I plan on returning to Thanos' old fleet. Is there anyone who wishes to join me on the venture?

[Written after the Space team discovers the Statesman, from the Statesman]

[Space Team]

Thank you for helping me find my people. They are uneasy, having been aimless for some time without Loki or myself to guide them to Midgard. I believe it is best for my people if I stay with them, and help them relocate to our home.

This is where our paths will end for now.

[Loki]

Will you be returning to Midgard with me and our people, or will you be continuing on to knowhere?

[Tony, Pepper, Steve, T'Challa, Banner, Natasha]

I am bringing my people to settle on midgard. In my universe, we settle in Norway, and unless there is reason not to, I will move forward with that as I had before. Though, King T'Challa, I may need your help if Ross comes to my borders.

Shit shit shit

The military's left. No one's being taken away. We just have a complete clusterfuck No doubt there'll be an announcement with more details later.

Dinner might have been slightly disrupted, but if anyone was already putting things together we can pot luck it and stick a movie on. I'll see about getting some extra rustled up. And some popcorn.

added later:
[Avengers, facility management, Team Science]
I'm going to try to step up the distraction techniques and make sure people stay out of the scientists' hair. Probably daily movies, group activities like casual sports, I don't know if we have anyone who could lead something like morning meditation. Maybe cooking lessons. Do we know yet if the portal might still spit people out, or has it closed completely? We're going to have to either cancel or reshuffle the guards depending. And if people's powers are being affected we might need someone to specifically be a point person on that so they don't freak out as much, I know the portal's disrupted things before but the timing of it now is going to make reactions worse. I don't think I'm going to be as much help there since I'm just a normal human. Is there anything else we need to make sure people can do their jobs?

i am groot

Thanos's fleet is destroyed.

We found the bodies of several of my siblings his Black Order, but not Thanos himself. It is possible that he is still out there, but alone. Or with Gamora, going to Vor

We're salvaging what we can and moving onto Xandar.

So, got that good news/bad news folks.

Good news, the ship's almost done. We've been working pretty much around the clock, but thanks to Shuri, Rocket, Vision, and the entire team that pitched in we think we have something together.

Looks like our current roster is through. The team takes off Saturday morning for anyone who wants to wish them luck. Barbara and Nebula helped coordinate communications, and Natasha will be manning those back home.

Don't worry, Carol promised that we'll receive updates regularly.

I don't have to tell you all this is a big deal.

Our current space cadets: Carol, Thor, Loki, Rocket, Groot, Nebula, Mantis, Ray, Daisy, and Poe.

P.S. Whoever went through the portal and brought back the talking pig for my office, not funny. Weird. Scary. Original, but you can do better. Maybe put it in a bathroom stall next time.

Why do I feel like if it isn't one kind of disaster it's another?

I just wanted to check in and make sure everyone was okay after this weekend. Now that we've had some time to recover and all that. Also, sorry for those that arrived in the middle of that fiasco. We normally don't have super-villains invading this side of the portal.

[Dick Greyson]

I wanted to say I'm impressed with how you handled that Riddler guy. Not bad.



[Barbara Gordon]

How are you recovering?


[Avengers]

I agree with everyone that we need to do something about this if we can.

But Strange is right. We need a solid plan and a ship.

It's clear that we might need to split into teams: people to concentrate on Thanos, some to focus on keeping the stones safe on Earth, and maybe a second line of defense in case he somehow ends up here before we can stop him.

I think it would be better if we met face-to-face to talk and figure this out. Sooner the better. Wednesday?


[Leia Organa]

Sorry about the really awkward introduction.

This whole thing's been weird.

I've witnessed a murder....

Of Captain Marvel's "cool character."

Someone named Leia came through the portal, and the first words out of her mouth were: "I love you."

AVENGERS:

I know where Thanos is right now. The other version of me would have been close to sneaking aboard the Sanctuary to murder him. I know exactly where he'll be and how to stop him.

Hello. I am Mantis.

Is this really Earth? Does anyone know Peter Quill?

yeah yeah i got the whole crash course about this place. it looks the same but it's different and blah blah blah




i want a burger. where do i get a burger??

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