Multiverse of Madness

Today I saw Easter eggs in the store right next to Valentines candy. Why are they doing this? I still have Christmas chocolate left.

Also, they had to put me in the net for our game last week. I have a new found respect for Goalies. Flinging yourself onto the ice to stop pucks is no picnic, even in all the padding.

[Derek | Clint]

Remind me not to be out of town for a full moon ever again. Dissuade me from taking cases which even hint at the possiblity of out of state travel around that time of the month.

Or if it's absolutely unavoidable... I'm going to have to bring you along, Hon.

Sunday night was awful.

Anyone in need of suit or weapons repairs can sign up below.

[Rhodey]
I'm sure Tony usually fixes your suit, but if you're still on site I can now look a little closer?

It's almost been a couple of days now. Can we all agree that was really fucked up?

So uh, I have a weird question. But it’s really important.

Do super soldiers hibernate? Is it a thing they do to protect their metabolism? Or heal?

I only ask because I found Sgt. Barnes out cold under an Aston Martin V8 Vantage. Which isn’t a usual napping spot.

PARTICIPANTS: Dylan & Clint Barton-Dog
WHEN: Monday, July 10, 2020

( you have three unread messages )

Mor and I decided to get married!

So I can officially call him my husband.

Advance warning, I'm taking over the kitchen on Saturday night.

Don't enter after 7pm unless you can cope with a messy, slightly sweary, cook.

If anyone wants to partner up for morning runs or other outdoor activities, given security's message yesterday, I'm available. Too bad I can't bring the shield along. Same goes for non-outdoor activities if you just want to keep busy. I'm thinking of taking up a new hobby.

( Clint and Dylan )
( Bucky )
( Thena )
( Maria )

In lieu of the pitiable lack of the planned beach soiree—and my condolences to those affected by the latest of these such abductions—and at great personal risk as I at long last put myself physically near the village of New Asgard, I plan to hold a performance of my greatest hits and a few new ones on the waterfront. Bring your blankets. Bring your tankards. Bring your smiling faces.

My dulcet tones will commence two hours before sunset today!

I never actually thought I'd see a rat pulling a slice of pizza along steps.

And yet, I witnessed it when I left the library today.

The slice was as big as the rat.

Knowledge is a heavy burden to bear, my friends.

I remember what happened to me.

And I fear what it means for our little conclave of refugees.

If you need me for the next couple of days, don't.

(Backdated to Sunday evening. Sent via voice text, through FRIDAY outside of Medical at the Facility.)

Jaskier has been gravely hurt. He is here in the Medical Wing at the Facility getting the finest of care. I found him outside of New Asgard, on the side of the road. I will stay here with him to ensure his recovery, though I imagine he would much rather have you by his bedside when he wakes.

The first full after my trip through the red portal wasn't the comfort it should have been.

[Dylan]

Was that y

I'm so sorry

Are you oka

I felt another wolf, but I couldn't get to it. Tell me you and Clint are all right.

Is it my imagination or is the temperature getting a little warmer? I don’t want to jinx anything, but maybe Spring really is on the way.

[Medical]
I feel a bit strange, I don’t know if it is related to my red portal adventure, but Bones wanted me to come back if anything was off. So you could check me over.

A Red Portal Event has been detected for:

• Dylan Barton-Dog
  
• Derek Hale

(This is an automated alert, and replies are not monitored. For any concerns, please contact a member of Security or the Administrative staff directly.)

Two weeks have gone, and I've only scratched the thinnest membrane of this wild and wondrous world. I have yet to plumb the depths of such a luscious fruit!

I'm not so oblivious or wrapped up in my own discoveries not to sense the overhanging mood among my fellow refugees. How do you all fare, my loves and lovelies?

Is there anything I can do to help those with the misfortune of a loved one being trapped in a red portal? Easing emotion is something I'm familiar with. I don't know how else to offer such guidance.

Hello! The lovely Lady Friday told me that many portal refugees send out general greetings upon their arrival, but I have to confess, I got rather distracted by the interior hot rain shower machine.

Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove, at your pleasure, but call me Jaskier. Everyone does. Do you like my picture? I had no idea I could look like this!

Somebody looked incredibly handsome this morning, so I had to take a picture!

Hope he brightens his human’s day, and everyone else’s too!

( cut for pic )

[Kate]
You okay? Holding up?
Need anything?

[Security/Science]
Going to talk to Clint’s contractor. The one who disappeared. She came back, and it sounds like it was a red portal incident.

[Derek]
I can probably go back to the facility. Give you and Steve your space.

And Court a break from the pups.

My husband, Sam and Bucky vanished last night from Threshold via a red portal.

Clint is still gone.

Our portal is blue. The one that took me to the Continent was gold. So this is some new fucking nightmare.

So I've been racking my brain, trying to figure out what I coulda said or done to make my contractor take off in the middle of her consultation. Thought we were getting along like a house on fire, but she went out in the hall to take a call, and now she's not returning my texts and her phone goes straight to voicemail. This kinda sucks.

I want to go ice skating.

Who's in?

..Ran into a snag in my attempt to get my own PI license. Need to be 25 in New York to do so legally. Ugh.

Considered hacking my way into it but considering what the job is it doesn't seem like the most legal law abiding way to go about it.

I'm not feeling very thankful right now.

Can we just skip this holiday and start watching Christmas movies?

✉️ 60 hours radio silence is long enough
✉️ where are you?
✉️ still in one piece?
✉️ or as close to one piece as possible

So... if anyone is looking for a place that's not the Consulate or New Asgard and is willing to wait a couple of months while I finally get things fixed up better than I did before—

My Bed-Stuy building showed up in the old neighborhood in Brooklyn. I'm gonna do my best to keep it from dragging down the local property values, but I'm totally going to turn a lot of the space into low-income, rent controlled apartments.

Wish me luck....

Is it too early to start discussing Thanksgiving plans?

Cath and I will be marrying next month. Though we have now been engaged for two months, it still brings me this... wholly unfettered joy to know that date has been secured and indeed even set onto invitations.

I had no wedding or marriage traditions to uphold, from Chess. Those in Hearts were... different, but not entirely ones I wish to keep to. When I search here, there are simply too many to choose from. What is your favorite?

[Magic Types]

I did some initial investigation into the strange atmosphere in the garage and didn’t find anything physical. But now with all these ghost sightings I’m looking at the mystical. Have any of you ever seen things like this before. Or know how we’d track the cause? With All Hallows coming up, and the veil between here and beyond at its weakest, should we prepare for more happenings?

Setting up the projector for the mass Halloween movies I'm waiting on Barry to pick for everyones use. :p Hurry up friend, make your list. Pressures on.

...But maybe don't do what I did and decide to listen to them while monitoring the portal from a security camera..Ringu has a whole new feel now.

[Security and Clint+ super secret hero type team]
Pointed the satellites in the direction of that location..there's nothing there.

His device pings right off the Adriatic sea

[and a text to Ben]
So. Do you realize it's been a full year together now?

PARTICIPANTS: Clint Barton and Dylan Dog
FROM: Dylan Dog
WHEN: Sunday, 16 October 2019

( Don’t worry )

If you happen to be on the second floor, be mindful of the ice. It can be slippery.

[OOC: Snart saw the ghost of his jerk dad outside his room (2P), so he shot at him with his cold gun. Cause you know, logic. No, he is not cleaning the mess. He gave you a warning, that's nice enough]

[The Big 3: Rhodes, Rogers and Hale]

I did some investigating, felt like being back in my old world, if I'm honest. There's definitely paranormal activity occurring in the Hangars and Garages. Though the portal seems to be negating the supernatural energy in the area directly adjacent to it. I have a warded necklace which dulled the terror enough for me to poke about thoroughly, but aside from my lizard brain going crazy there's absolutely nothing physical in any of the areas. The iron sword didn't repel any creatures, neither did the silver one. Of course they could be existing on a slightly different plane so we can sense them but not see them.

On a related note. The Cross of Belial is still secure? Now we have werewolves and a vampire in residence it should definitely be behind lock and key. With all this strange energy around I wouldn't be surprised if something had sensed its presence.

Nerves are normal right? Like, "what if I mess up my vows" nerves, and "does this suit really look alright" nerves, and "what if it rains"...

( Posted to the Network and on Quite a Few Doors (and a few are Delivered by Lucky) )

( Kings Thor and Loki )

( Simon )

( Clint )

( Derek )

( Tim )

( Zari )

Is it weird that it's only been two days, and I already miss Bantha milk?

This is a (probably long overdue) PSA:

I'm a vampire.

First sunburn of the summer. Ow.

Makes wearing a shirt for work really uncomfortable.

I have a whole laundry list of things I would be very happy to complain about, but I think this sums it up nicely:

Goddamn portal.

[Nat]

Tell me something good. Tell me about space.



tell me you're still there

So I get the feeling we all need a distraction. Maybe to stop from worrying about our space cadets, or maybe to hit pause on freaking out about all the inadvertent time escapades. Or just take a break from the lab/computer/bureaucracy we’re entrenched in.

The weather’s decent and the beach is right there at New Asgard. I’m thinking a friendly volleyball tourney. Kenny Loggins soundtrack optional but strongly encouraged.

For all the dog owners, the conference room is completely soundproof, there's going to be a lot of fireworks around later. If you don't want your pups to freak out you should take them there.

[Steve]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PUNK

Happy Canada Day Ya'll.

Not that I'm Canadian or anything.

I'm going to assume I had fun last night at Clint's party, but to be honest, I think I'm the victim of one the time anomalies going around.

The whole evening keeps coming to me in fits and starts, but I'm not really clear on the sequence of events. What I really want to know is...

Did I really lose a bet and give someone a lap dance?

A Black VW convertible just appeared in the garage. One second there was an empty space in the lot, the next a Bug. Anyone own one of them back in your own world?

There was some weird stuff in the glove box and trunk.

Also… a hover bike? Which probably should be in the hangar.

Well my own version of Groundhog Day was not as eventful as the movie. Man is it annoying having to explain the same thing to someone for what seemed like forever.