Multiverse of Madness

Guess we're doing this every month now.

For those who don't know me, I'm James Barnes. Tony Stark put me in charge of portal security, so I know a lot of you already.

Stark is talking about doing another portal test in the coming weeks. Something safe. He is going to do a drill before he does it, and that means we will be evacuating the facility as if there were a crisis. Don't worry, there will be plenty of warnings first.

I'll let everyone knows when it's coming up and the day of. There will be further instructions for what to do, too.

The Portal Security team also has a training session tomorrow where we'll be going through some stuff. We have two more spots available if anyone is interested and can commit full-time. It would really be nice not to have to pull 12-hour shifts.


[Sam]

Just checking in. You doing okay?


[Steve]

Did you know that Derek

When are you and May going out again?

It's supersoldier objectification appreciation hour.



Who's hotter, Steve Rogers or James Barnes?


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ETA:
Finished all my work for the day so I'm gonna call it here with a tie. Today's lesson is people have different tastes, who knew?

Objects in space. In spaces they shouldn't be.

One to two, two to four, four to eight. And on and on an on and on and on.

Happy, sad, death, birth, war, peace.

Is there any cake left?

Or leftovers from the grill?

We could still use some extra hands for portal security if a couple more of you have time to spare. Thanks to everyone who has volunteered so far. I think we have a good team going.

It would be nice to also avoid surprises next time.

[Portal Security]

We're doing a meeting Wednesday. Try to make it. Tony has some new security measures and we're going to talk about evacuation plans for the next time.

[Pepper Potts]

Any chance I can change rooms?

I see you've all met my crew. Least some of em. Name's Captain Mal Reynolds. Can't say I ever expected to be on Earth-That-Was. Things just can't go smooth like apparently. Apologies for bleeding on your shiny floor, Stark.

Many thanks for the room and board and such, but I'd like to get in contact with Master Bruce if at all possible?

Portals and I don't get along.

I want to do something fun. Does anyone have any suggestions? I need to get out of my head.

My name is Lady Catherine Pinkerton of Rock Turtle Cove, and I am her Royal Majesty, the Queen of Hearts. I do not understand how I was brought to this realm, but I have been told that there are people who are working to discover the secrets to the magic which brought me here.

Until such a time as I can go home, I will remain here. I am not happy about this turn of events.

Okay. So we're refugees now. We're getting to move into the new place, if we want to.

Is there anything being done to make sure we can find employment, if we want? I really appreciate everything that's been done for us, but I wouldn't mind working just to keep myself busy.

There's not nearly enough coffee in the world for all this.

[Pepper, Martha, Darcy, Donna T, Sharon]
Okay. The chatter on the network is overwhelming definitely something. Is it enough to maybe taken a few minutes to talk about normal things with the offered wine?


[Stephen]
Who exactly is this Thanos?

Okay. I've been here about a day now, and I think I'm ready to introduce myself on this thing. I'm Donna Troy. Former Wonder Girl, adopted sister of Wonder Woman, founding member of the Titans where I'm from. I've been told there are some people I might know here, but I think they're a little different from the ones I know back home. Personally, the multiverse gives me such a fucking migraine.

I also apologize if I was a little...punchy when I arrived. Getting dragged through an interdimensional portal seconds from death does that to you.

I appreciate the explanation along with the room and board, but could I make a formal request to take a break with portals? I think I've seen enough to last a few lifetimes at this point.

Tag dump, please ignore