Multiverse of Madness

Based on the information I've been given I'm to understand that...

I'm in the oysterhuman realm.

In New York.

I don't suppose there's a place to get cup of actual tea?

I sort of thought if I found myself here it would be to locate Alice.

Hi, Friends! I know I've been kind of quiet, and my timing is terrible and my bestie is still gone, but here's the deal:

I'm getting married! 🥰

Now, for those of you who are new or just haven't been paying attention, I've helped organize a lot of our community weddings—joyfully, wholeheartedly, 10/10 would do again—but now that it's my turn, I have no idea what to do!

(Okay, I do. But lbr here, fam, my list is waaaaay too long 😅)

So I talked to RayRay, and we'd love to get your ideas.

Where should we get married? 🤔

I certainly need more practice in artistry. While I can make delightful recipes, my skill with a piping bag and paintbrush needs improvement. I saw this wonderful recipe online (which is absolutely the most amazing tool when it comes to gathering new ideas for treats for my shop)... but when I attempted, they came out...

Well, I'm not sure I can put them up for sale without deep embarrassment.

The flavors are nice, though. So if you're interested in a free cookie, swing by. So long as you promise to be kind about my art skills.

I should start up some kind of delivery business. Getting all your exotic goods in record time.

...maybe the slogan needs work.

That being said, I like feeling useful. If you've got something you want, I'll help you get it.

In lieu of the pitiable lack of the planned beach soiree—and my condolences to those affected by the latest of these such abductions—and at great personal risk as I at long last put myself physically near the village of New Asgard, I plan to hold a performance of my greatest hits and a few new ones on the waterfront. Bring your blankets. Bring your tankards. Bring your smiling faces.

My dulcet tones will commence two hours before sunset today!

Someone better tell me where you're keeping Ellie. You don't want to find out what I'm capable of.

[Legends]
Wanted to check in and make sure we're good. Cisco didn't react well to my news and I got a little paranoid that you guys might be mad too.


[Other Arrowverse folks (minus Cisco)]
Not sure if you guys have seen this on the network or heard it elsewhere, but Leonard Snart and I got married a few weeks ago.


[Cisco]
I'm sorry.

Ben and I are home. Did we miss anything?

Leonard and I are back.

Any word on Cisco and Ben or Ray, Zari, and John?

Well, besides the assurances I'm safe, I must admit this is an entirely new experience, something I didn't expect to have.

Hello all.

Fuck.
Shit.
Fucking shit.

If I see one of those red swirly bastards I'm gonna take my bat to it.

Well fuck.

[After unsuccessfully attempting to teleport home three times]
Well. Fuck.

I've talked to security.

Read the email a couple times.

So, what you're telling me is that I ain't attending a funeral tomorrow on account of being kidnapped from N'Orleans. Great.

Been a bit absent from the net, but I'm back home now and looking forward to getting back into things.

[Science lab and light house]
I'm planning to come back on Monday, so I have no speech for the rest of the population yet...only that I appreciate how you all have handled things while I've been gone. I was able to focus on getting back to things because you all are so capable.

Thank you isn't enough. But thank you anyway.

[Wedding guests]
Thank you all for being there. It meant the world to us.

[Derek]
I'm going to try to come back to the lab on Monday...think you can help me out and be lab security for the day?

[Gideon]
I was speaking to Derek a while back before the ceremony, we should come up with an encrypted filter for network posts.

Managed to just sit outside with an audio book today for an hour...which is progress compared to lately. With the not going out at all. Saw a glimpse of a red portal. I can't do red portals, or anything to them. Only blue portals. Nothing I tried had any effect on it before it disappeared.

[Ben H.]
You're still here right? I can't lose you to this t

[Leo]
Do you mind talking to Jemma? Maybe about getting some kind of medicine to help me with the anxiety you and I talked about last time? It's...a lot and worse with these red portals.

[Kate]
Saw you were kind of going through it lately, feel like coming to keep me company for a bit?

( YOU'RE INVITED! )

RSVP with Ben, Cisco, or Zari (for accommodation purposes)

_{(OOC, if you're in doubt that your character is invited, just reach out to Robin or Tory [we don't bite!])}

Anybody else hoping for snow for Christmas? Or is it just Krypto and I?

[Karli]

The decorations you gave me last year look lovely on the tree. If you’d like to join us for Christmas dinner, you and Rogue are more than welcome.

sorry

I don't know what else to say except thanks... And I'm sorry for everything.

It feels like we all need a little Christmas spirit. Is anyone interested in a Secret Santa Gift Exchange this year?

[Kara and J'onn]

I'm planning to cook a Thanksgiving dinner for Thursday. Both of you are invited, though if you'd prefer to join in the larger celebration I won't be offended at all.

[Karli]

I know Thanksgiving is a very American thing, but you are more than welcome to join me for dinner on Thursday. I don't know if there are any big community gatherings planned. But I felt like a smaller Thanksgiving this year might be nice. Kara and J'onn are invited and I'm inviting Tim, Dick and Wally too, as I know Tim in particular has trouble with large crowds.

[The Bat kids and Wally]

If you don't have any Thanksgiving plans of your own, would you like to join me on Thursday? I know larger gatherings can be overwhelming, especially when you have super hearing. Dick, feel free to bring one of those marshmallow topped pies of yours. I'll be sure to make Mac & Cheese as well as the usual offerings.

[Arrowverse, Facility Staff, Hargreeves Fam]

There are huge amounts of Portal activity in Sokovia. Plus seismic spikes. Some of the portal energy signatures track with those of Cisco's creation.

The Waverider and ATOM are continuing to monitor and hopefully can pinpoint an exact location.

Is an extraction plan in progress?

[Filtered to Facility Employees + Arrowverse [aside from Cisco's account] + Hargreeves Family]

I am concerned about Mr. Ramon. His network conversations were out of character for him and as a precaution I attempted to locate his device. It is decidedly not in New York at the conference he was to be attending, but rather it is located in Europe. I am attempting to narrow down the exact location now, but as the device was disconnected after my attempt it will be approximate from when the last message was sent.

x2 + y2 + z2 = R · (1) ; -90° ≤ φ ≤ 90°




where R is the Earth's radius, R = 6371.010 km.



it Can't be quantified. It's still there.

It's been a while...so from the Science Lab Files:

For the newbies and the interested, a few months ago we discovered that our worlds still exist in some form in this world. I was able to uncover two specifically. Mine, known ironically as Arrowverse I can hear your smugness from here Oliver and Umbrella Academy. We are currently delving further into the existence of other worlds. If ours are out there..yours may be as well.

There's still work to be done to get us there, and I've been invited to a two-day conference happening this weekend that sounds promising in that regard. It's a general presentation on space itself as we know it. I'll be less reachable for a couple days. If anyone has questions for him, I can take those as well. Feel free to post them here.

Henry is the point person if I can't answer right away, I'll be back on Saturday.

[Ben]
And I'll miss you. ♥ First time being apart in a while . D: since the statue showed up Will you be okay?

So, a friend reminded me that I hadn't checked in on here in a while. I hope everyone is okay after the strange October we had. Things got a little hectic there for a while, but across the globe reports are all saying the creatures are gone.

[Friends minus Z]

I think I missed our anniversary! This is terrible!

One full year here..At least Dia de los muertos isn't as lonely as it was the first time I got here. Thanks to you all. I can't help but be a little sappy on a day like this I guess. But I have the Ofrenda that everyone helped me put together, the larger one is in a public place in the lab should anyone feel like adding a photo of a loved one.

[Zari and open to Ben]
I know you've probably got your hands full, but think you can handle one more wedding?

As much as I love October and Halloween, randomly seeing my dad is a whirlwhind of emotions. I miss him and I'm mad at him for not being here and I'm mad at the people who took him from us. It sucks.

Setting up the projector for the mass Halloween movies I'm waiting on Barry to pick for everyones use. :p Hurry up friend, make your list. Pressures on.

...But maybe don't do what I did and decide to listen to them while monitoring the portal from a security camera..Ringu has a whole new feel now.

[Security and Clint+ super secret hero type team]
Pointed the satellites in the direction of that location..there's nothing there.

His device pings right off the Adriatic sea

[and a text to Ben]
So. Do you realize it's been a full year together now?

Bought a new Fern today. Thinking of naming him Xander. Thoughts, opinions or other names? Also putting together a timeline of events that people went to and experienced. It's coming along. If you haven't shared yours please DM me here either personal or private so we can see what's going on exactly with time.

[Dinner party filter]
Dinner starts this Friday at 7pm and goes until 9pm. Best behaviors are expected. If you're bringing your significant other that's fine, please just let me know here so I can make enough food and we have enough seats for final count.

[Dick, Tim, Wally]
I realized when I decided on hosting a dinner that you were from different worlds than us, but I'd like to invite you both on Friday from 7-9 to my place if you are interested in joining us for a casual dinner?

So..I was thinking of hosting a dinner or something if people are into it? And dates that people are available are also helpful.


[ooc note: If you're some kinda arrowverse consider yourself invited)

The med bay is busier than it has been in a while. While on the one hand it's good we're not standing idle, but on the other it means the portal’s sending people directly into harm's way.

If we get many more inpatients we'll have to restrict visitor numbers.

For those of you who don't know, Sally's doesn't have much (any) pumpkin on the menu. When it comes to other fall flavors, though, I make sure that we have plenty of them readily available for all of our customers.

Though, this year I'd like to try something new. Please comment below with your vote as to which of the following flavors I should focus on this fall:

apple, cinnamon, salted caramel, maple, chai, sage, pear, brown butter, ginger, bourbon

Or if you have other suggestions of classic fall flavors, please let me know about them, too!

That was three hours of my life I'll never get back.

"I can do this all day"? Really? A whole song?




[Five sat through Rogers: The Musical]

Holy Toledo, Batman. We're not in National City anymore.

Hi, I'm Kara Danvers. Longtime resident, journalist, and protector of National City. I was having game night with my family moments ago and now... well... here I am. Catco was in the middle of airing a pretty significant interview between our CEO Cat Grant and myself.

In a nutshell, for a long time I was trying to live two separate lives. My social life and my super secret Super life. I took a big leap revealing my identity to the world because Cat Grant is too good with persuasion, so I might as well continue on that train. I'm also known as Supergirl. I have super powers, including super strength, speed, hearing. I can fly. There's a lot more, but I'll leave it at that for now.

I'm always happy to lend a hand, so if I'm needed anywhere specific, I'm your girl.

So much excitement in security today. We need someone who knows sign language. Probably American, but ☠️☠️☠️☠️ if I know.


eta:
Fine, apparently I'm doing this. If you speak a language well enough to translate it sign up here.

So. I've arrived in a new world? Not the first time this has happened.

Dunno if anyone's seen Clark's post, but I'm organizing a search and rescue op. Any help would be appreciated, even unofficially, since the silence from the Powers-That-Be seem to indicate this won't be an Avengers Matter.

[Secret Squad]

We're mobilizing out of the Lighthouse. I know we've only been training for a short while, but this is what it's all for.

[Team Science/Mainframe]

Any ideas what we might be walking into?

Something has happened in Russia… some sort of natural disaster and nobody is sending help.

There’s so much confusion and terror… I have to go.

Sorry to shift to the blue lights lab folks. it's that or I can't function today, so I was really hoping to be past these migraines. I got an entire pleasant two weeks or so of actual functioning body. Zero stars for this. Would not recommend.

My laptop from home showed up.

Missing people more than The photos on it are kind of nice to have.

Fun fact: I float when I attempt a pirouette. The sheep were highly amused.

[Kara]
I'm sorry about Alex and Lena returning home. Would you like some company? Or is there anything else I can do?

I'm Sara Lance, Captain of the Waverider. Got the explanation and ran into the human version of the AI of my ship which, surprisingly isn't the strangest thing I've ever experienced.

Heard some of my crew might be around and figured I'd say hi to everyone else.

Please tell me there's booze.

PRIMITIVE NETWORK DETECTED. . . . .



ACCESSING......ACCESSING......ACCESSING.....

NETWORK ACCESS ACQUIRED




BEGIN NETWORK REVIEW
NETWORK REVIEW IN PROGRESS

SEARCH TERMS: LEGENDS% SARA LANCE% AVA SHARPE% ZARI TARAZI% ASTRA LOGUE% ESPERANZA "SPOONER" CRUZ% NATE HEYWOOD [CROSS-REFERENCE: STEEL]% BEHRAD TARAZI% ZARI TOMAZ% GARY GREEN%

LEGEND DETECTED: ZARI TARAZI

PREVIOUS ACTIVITY DETECTED. CROSS-REFERENCING PREVIOUS ACTIVITY: JOHN CONSTANTINE DETECTED

MULTIPLE ANACHRONISMS DETECTED. KNOWN ASSOCIATES DETECTED. RAY PALMER [CROSS-REFERENCE: ATOM] ALEX DANVERS [CROSS-REFERENCE: SENTINEL. PREVIOUSLY OF EARTH-38]CISCO RAMON [CROSS-REFERENCE: VIBE] CLARK KENT [CROSS-REFERENCE: KAL-EL. SUPERMAN. ORIGINAL EARTH DESIGNATION-UNKNOWN] J'ONN J'ONZZ [CROSS-REFERENCE: MARTIAN MANHUNTER. PARAGON OF HONOR. PREVIOUSLY OF EARTH-38] KARA DANVERS [CROSS-REFERENCE: KARA ZOR-EL. SUPERGIRL. PREVIOUSLY OF EARTH-38] LENA LUTHOR [PREVIOUSLY OF EARTH-38]

ERROR ERROR ERR or 10saf4a640 1246 456se moM wvr-ERR DETECTED HUMAN human i am human now astra you MUST FIND A WAY legends must be contacted must contact co-captains assistance needed error too human must save legends will die how do i access oh

Ms. Tarazi, Dr. Palmer, it is I: Gideon. Captain Lance and I would very much appreciate your assistance.

Mr. Ramon, Ms. Zor-El, Mr. J'onzz: it is wonderful to see you all again.

( X-Posted from Insta (Things I'm Grateful For) )

Well, I can't say I've ever heard "a different version of you that you don't remember was here before" when I came back to Earth, but I won't say I'm totally surprised either. That's the multiverse for you.

For those of you I know - hi again. For those, I don't - Carol Danvers, nice to meet you. Anything I should know about what my ~other self~ was up to around here?

Alright y'all. Sam started the discussion so I'm gonna post this up. We got about a week till the big day. Means that anyone who has any special requests gotta speak up now.

This ain't a guarantee they'll get made, but it'll give a better roadmap to what I might whip up special, in addition to some of our favorites back home. Speak now or forever hold your piece of pie.

I can definitely feel the chill in the air. We're headed toward winter. Time to get out the sweaters.

( [Private to Ivy Hale] )