Multiverse of Madness

I would like to know who is responsible for introducing Peter Quill to Spotify.

He has not stopped playing the main song from the movie Footloose. That's it. On repeat. He has an entire playlist devoted to it.

If I ever meet this Kenny Loggins, I would wish to have words with them. This song has not left my head.

[Filtered to Mantis]

I've been thinking a lot lately.

I really enjoy spending time with you. I'm happier when I'm around you, and I like having you in my life a lot.

I know with your powers, you're able to sense that my feelings are more than just friendship. I care about you. A lot.

I know this probably isn't the best place to do so, but I've never really put this sort of thing into words before.

Would you...like to go to the wedding and the masquerade ball with me? As a more than platonic date?

[Filtered to Poe Dameron]

I just asked someone out on a date for the first time.

...Is feeling like you might throw up natural? I feel like my stomach is in knots.

I feel like this planet and culture puts too much of an emphasis on dates ending with sex, and I don't think that's what either of us want. But I like Mantis a lot, and my feelings seem to be more than just friendship. But I'm not really interest in the sex bit of a relationship.

I can't remember the last time I was this happy. Is that strange? I mean yeah I miss some of my other friends, but this place is kind of peaceful....and then there's other things that have contributed to it.

[[OOC: Yelena's September Bonus Reward]]

My dog! My dog is here! She was waiting for me in my room when I got back tonight.

Did someone see her come through the portal? Security?

[[ooc: This is Cath's Bonus Reward]]

Has someone been to the bakery?

Something was left behind for me to find.

Alya decided that, since today was a "special day", that we should make cookies for the occasion. We'll be bringing them to the game, as well as homemade pom-poms for all the spectators.

( Spider-man or Captain America? I'll let you decide. (Please don't ask me about the chest, I really don't know.) )

( When your Big Girl insists on doing the decorating herself... )

( ...this is the aftermath. )

I'm looking forward to seeing everyone immensely!

Hello, all.

I return to Stark Industries full time on Tuesday. This means I will not be as readily available as I was this last week, but if you need anything, please send me a message and I will get back to you as soon as possible.

[FILTER: Steve Rogers]

My assistants know to put you and Bruce right through should you call.

[FILTER: Marcus]

Thank you for the kindness you showed me. It means quite a bit.

[FILTER: Her kids]

I can drop everything should you need me, my loves.

If anyone would like it, I can help you sleep.

It is one of my talents- it was why Ego kept me for so many centuries.

I promise it will be peaceful.

I do not like this particular human emotion.

While the technology on this planet is surprisingly backward, Google is a very useful tool.

[Filtered To Quill And Mantis]

Quill, despite what you told me about it being "impossible to locate one person out of seven billion", a five minute internet search was able to help me locate your grandfather's address.

Apparently, he and your grandmother are still living in the same home that they had when you were younger. According to this "Facebook", they appear to be in excellent health.

Now. When would be a good time to visit them? Should we call ahead? Given their advanced age, I wouldn't want to shock them too much.

And no, Quill, once again, you have no say in this. We're going to see your grandparents.

Though we should maybe convince Drax that he needs to wear a shirt when we go.

[Away from Command ie: Tony, Strange, Carol, T'Challa, Loki, et cetera]

When I previously referred to our situation as a War - this is what I meant. Waking up every few weeks and having a list of names to look at. Let me just say from experience, however difficult this is for us - there's a special pain for our leaders. Not worse, because trauma isn't a contest. Just real, and unique, and heartbreaking. So for those of you who can, please reach out to people like Tony, Stephen, Carol, and the like. They'll never ask for help, because they're good leaders. But they still need it...

I have been reading Earth literature lately, mostly romances. I am still not sure how human mating rituals work. Maybe someone can help me understand?

I feel like there is a lot of pain described, but people also get pleasure from it? Is this normal? And why are there so many words for the male penis? So many descriptors! It does make it hard to follow the story.

Do humans go into heat or do they mate this much normally?

I'm fine. Thank you for your concern.

Thor, King of Asgard.

Earth parties are fantastic! And very wet. I think my favourite was the slide.

Apparently, it takes my sister and two of my friends vanishing for me to actually get on this thing and introduce myself.

My name is Gamora. I am a member of the Guardians Of The Galaxy. I've been here for awhile, but I'm not the most sociable person. Though Sharon is very good at finding things for us to do, and Jimmy and Kate are exceptionally good at mini golf.

However, I'm going to be here for some time, so apparently, I should attempt to try and make friends. I've never been very good at that. Before I met my friends, I was the daughter of Thanos, and acted as an assassin on his behalf for years before I decided to leave.

There is still much I wish to learn about Earth, even if Quill just says it's a "worthless, godforsaken dirtball". I will not let his negative opinion effect how I choose to think about your planet, though I do find a large amount of the technology very primitive, which is strange for a race that claims to be so advanced. But everyone is different, I suppose.

I do really like the food, though. I've never experienced anything quite as delicious as pizza before.

I hope that was a satisfactory introduction. I've never really done anything like this before.

Has anyone been able to reach Natasha? She hasn't been responding on the communicator.

I can't reach other me Jimmy, either. Anyone else having trouble?

[Steve and Sam]

She's gone. Really gone.

Again.

Hi! I'm Fen. I haven't spent a lot of time on Earth, but I guess now I'm stuck here, so I want to see and do everything!

I don't know if any of my friends are here - Margo? Josh? Alice? Eliot? Penny? It would be nice if there was someone around that I know. I'm sure you'll all be great friends too though!

I am very excited for tonight, but I realize that I do not understand these Earth grooming customs. Also, it is considered fun to have pieces of your body trimmed by a stranger?

I'm thinking it's time for a Ladies' night. What do you say? Drinks and dancing for the 21+ crowd...?

I can organize a limo to take us to and from the club. We can rent a house with enough beds for everyone. Maybe even bring in a couple of spa professionals for massages and mani/pedis during the afternoon, then dinner, drinks, and dancing in the evening?

Who's interested?

Group meeting tonight for anyone who wants to talk about the stones.

I am still planning on driving anyone who wishes to go to the miniature golf course on Saturday. So long as I've got a seatbelt for you, you're welcome to come along. We'll leave at 10 am from the garage.

Don't forget to wear sunblock.

I plan on returning to Thanos' old fleet. Is there anyone who wishes to join me on the venture?

[Written after the Space team discovers the Statesman, from the Statesman]

[Space Team]

Thank you for helping me find my people. They are uneasy, having been aimless for some time without Loki or myself to guide them to Midgard. I believe it is best for my people if I stay with them, and help them relocate to our home.

This is where our paths will end for now.

[Loki]

Will you be returning to Midgard with me and our people, or will you be continuing on to knowhere?

[Tony, Pepper, Steve, T'Challa, Banner, Natasha]

I am bringing my people to settle on midgard. In my universe, we settle in Norway, and unless there is reason not to, I will move forward with that as I had before. Though, King T'Challa, I may need your help if Ross comes to my borders.

[FILTER: Everyone except Wanda]

I need to find a paying job. Help is appreciated. I am from this world and can disguise myself as human so there are no roadblocks to employment. I wish to purchase an engagement ring for Wanda.

I really miss my dog.

Alas the fluctuations in energy from the portal hasn't affected the way I taste food. PB & J, I still miss you.

Apologies for the mess in the kitchen. I will tidy it.

Hello. I am Mantis.

Is this really Earth? Does anyone know Peter Quill?

yeah yeah i got the whole crash course about this place. it looks the same but it's different and blah blah blah




i want a burger. where do i get a burger??

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