Multiverse of Madness

So... This is the end of time, huh? Where Variants go to die... of boredom.

Just a friendly reminder that La Sirene is having its grand opening next week on Friday, August 13th. The opening will be ages 16 and up, but if you are a under 21, you will be carded, and don't even think about trying to get a fake id past me. I've seen it all.

There will be free cover, drink specials, and the club's full menu will be available. Doors open at 9.

We'll be having events in the future, such as speed dating, karaoke, and live entertainment, which I will be posting about here.

We could still use some extra staff, so if you're still looking for a job, feel free to speak to either me or Helena Bertinelli to set up an interview. Though all interviews and training will be done by me personally.

I look forward to seeing everyone there!

2pm, and I'm on coffee #2. Oops.

[James, Peter P, Miles, Ned]
Miles' birthday is on the 8th, and he wants to do Coney Island. You guys good for it?..I'll drive.

[Babs, Dick]
So, I got invited to a wedding..but I have no idea what to wear?

Also Dick, check your desk. This mug is left there.

Living in this compound is like living in a sci-fi book, you know.

And that's a lot coming from a dude who comes from a team of several people born with inexplainable powers.


[Filtered away from Five]

Anyone... know a guy who knows a guy, if you get the drift?

Someone asked about karaoke so I was checking into it. There's a place that has it on Saturday and a place that has it on Monday. I figure Monday's probably less crowded but does anyone have strong feelings either way?

I'm in dire need of a mocha. Not just a coffee, but something fancy today. I think I've earned it--I've been such a good girl, just ask my doctors. No stitches or broken bones. At least, not yet I think this might be the longest I've gone without even a bruise. And it's so boring

I want to thank the Gods or whatever for giving human beings the idea to put chocolate and coffee together into one glorious drink. Like, the best glorious drink. Now the only question is hot or iced? And size. Need a big one today, I think.

Does anyone wanna go with me? Mocha time??

I've been here for a little over a week. I've been reading through the network and information shared. If you don't mind me asking...

For those of you who are not of this world/present universe-- What's the last thing you remember before you were pulled here through your portal? Has anyone from your world arrived here too at any point?

For anybody else, whatever happened to General Ross? All I saw was that he and others simply didn't return when they disappeared during the portal... accident.

Also. Apparently, I've skipped ahead 11 years? Are these dates all correct?

[after his arrival]

Fucking damn it, Five.

I know you're here somewhere.

No one else would name their child Five.

Fuck it.

I'm at the bar, come find me. Bring money.

( [public, cut for picture] )

Lounge singer, maybe? I have perfect pitch and the ability to manipulate people with my voice, I could totally be a lounge singer.

If you're all done with the pissing matches, I think it's time for drinks and dancing again.

How about some Cliff's Notes for those of us with ☠️☠️☠️☠️ patience for politics?

It took some arranging with King T'Challa, but I can finally make this announcement.

I'm opening a nightclub in Little Wakanda, hopefully around some time next month. We've got the crew, and construction is underway to get everything set up.

So, next month, everyone is invited to attend the grand opening of La Sirène. The opening will be all ages, however, I will be carding, so if you're not 21 or older, no alcohol for you. And those under 21 will be given a wristband at the door, so don't even think about it. I'm not going to get shut down because some dumb teenager wants to get shitfaced.

In the meantime, I'll be holding interviews for bartenders, bouncers, wait staff, and in-house entertainment. No creeps allowed.

Once again, a special thank you to King T'Challa, who was very helpful in providing me with the space and funding to get this up and running.

Does anyone enjoy gardening or is good at tending to such things?

In order to open a viable apothecary, I will need to have access to a greenhouse or an ample supply of hemp, bay laurel, Embrium and lotus. Among other plants like mint and such for taste. I have never tried my and at growing more than the food we needed, and even then it was before we ran to Kirkwall.

I can try to do this, but I thought I would seek out someone with an expertise perhaps to build a partnership.

Thank you, Steve, for letting us celebrate your birthday.

I have never celebrated anyone's birthday in such an exuberant manner before. Is that customary to do so on this world?

Even without the excitement of prehistoric visitors, this place certain keeps busy.

I suspect the amount of glass and chrome was by choice? Certainly a brave one.

[Bruce]
The coming and going bit - how often are you finding that happens? How much have you found out about this place?

I'm thinking it's time for a Ladies' night. What do you say? Drinks and dancing for the 21+ crowd...?

I can organize a limo to take us to and from the club. We can rent a house with enough beds for everyone. Maybe even bring in a couple of spa professionals for massages and mani/pedis during the afternoon, then dinner, drinks, and dancing in the evening?

Who's interested?

What a curious device. And décor. And people. At least it's quiet Is all the fashion so... effortless around here?

Goodness. I suppose I should introduce myself. I'm Nina Mila. I've been told no one quite understands how I got here or how I may return. I don't imagine there's someone named Inej here? Or perhaps Matthias Zoya?

EDIT: Oh, very well. My name is Nina. Please do forgive the deception. I've learned to be wary of strangers.

Thinking it's high time I go out and see what the rest of this world has to offer. Who wants to play chaperone and hold my hand?

I plan on exploring Gotham one more time, even if I feel like it's not my Gotham. Does anyone want me to bring something back?

If anyone wants to come along you are welcome.

Sorry about the TVs in the game room.

Tony said he'd order a new one by Sunday.

Greetings and salutations. I am Shuri of Wakanda's Golden Tribe. My brother, King T'challa, and I have decided to relocate temporarily to study these anomalies more thoroughly at the behest of Mr. Stark. My knowledge and our vibranium should help greatly.

Introductions are so tedious.

I am going to do something a little different this time. Tell me who you are and where you are from. Do you have special powers like my broth Thor or do you rely on tech, as Iron Man and I do? I am curious to hear what you all have to say.

Tag dump, please ignore