Multiverse of Madness

[All of the messages are sent very early in the morning]

[Private to Karolina]

Hi Karolina, Nico mentioned that you have extra-terrestrial heritage you do not know much about. I do not know if species you are related to exists in this world. But Midgard seems to exist in many so there is a good chance they might. Would you wish to know if that was the case? Loki

[Private to Nico]

Hello Nico, after what you told me about your past I wondered where you are at with your magical training now. If you wish, I could see what the Asgardian library has on offer about your magic. Loki

[Private to Steve and Robin]

Hi, I believe the world I ended up in was yours. Truly charming place. The deserted streets, overgrown houses and beasts that are trying to have you for a meal are a real tourist magnet I am sure. I've seen you and some others battle a monster. Impressive that you managed to defeat it. But I wondered what happened to your world afterwards.

[Voice Post]

Oh, thank god I have a network again. Fuck, shit, okay [she hisses in a sharp breath] ow. Look, I'm not sure where I am exactly. Some kind of field? Can someone ping my phone and come get me? I can't walk.

Loki, he— [she breaks off with a soft sob] He was right behind me. He didn't come through. Thor? If you can hear me, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

A Red Portal Event has been detected for:

• Karolina Dean
  
• Tyrone Johnson
  
• Nico Minoru
  
• Loki Odinson
  
• Stiles Stilinski
  
• Courtney Whitmore

(This is an automated alert, and replies are not monitored. For any concerns, please contact a member of Security or the Administrative staff directly.)

It's really been two months?

Never again.

I should have heeded my own advice from the holidays.

Has someone compiled a list of the people from our community who have been sucked through Red Portals? And the ones who have returned? It might help our Science Crew if they could conduct some interviews--I know that Medical has been reaching out to those who have been returned.

Who all is still missing? Who's gone and come back, and where did you go?

( Keeping a list. )

привет!

Рэй поправил мой ошейник.

I have my voice again. Ray has fixed my collar. So I can talk without my suit.

Don’t worry, Cosmo isn’t too chatty so he won’t be bombarding the network with posts. I didn’t even realise his collar let him talk at first, I was just poking at the tech.

[After unsuccessfully attempting to teleport home three times]
Well. Fuck.

Look at who I found loafing in my room today?

Salem

I don't know if he actually missed me if he came through the portal... but I supposed I had been away from home when I went through. Anyway, he was happy to see me, and I've got my familiar back.

I've talked to security.

Read the email a couple times.

So, what you're telling me is that I ain't attending a funeral tomorrow on account of being kidnapped from N'Orleans. Great.

So, apparently we're fostering two droids and a robot, @Mortuary Fam. I found BB-8, D-O, and PONG on my way home from New Asgard this morning, and after trying a few hundred times to reach Tim or Poe, I've reached the super fun conclusion that the guys have NOT shacked up in the optimal Love Shack variety, and have, in point of fact, been Red Portal-napped.

tl;dr - Tim and Poe have gone the way of the red portal. (I'm pretty sure.)

Did anyone see them this morning? I don't know when they may have been taken.

Everyone is still here, right?

This portal thing is freaking me out.

So, I'd say "I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore," but I've always sympathized with the Wicked Witch more than Dorothy.

Also, I'm not from Kansas.

So, hello! I'm Sabrina. The really cute portal guard told me that I was here before, and I left my house behind. Anyone want to help me out finding it? And is my bedroom still free?

..Ran into a snag in my attempt to get my own PI license. Need to be 25 in New York to do so legally. Ugh.

Considered hacking my way into it but considering what the job is it doesn't seem like the most legal law abiding way to go about it.

I got bored and experimented with eye shadows I had laying around from Halloween. But that was like three days ago and now I just have raccoon eyes forever I guess. Black won't come off. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ That's a good look, so no it isn't black eyes if you see it.

And here I thought this place wasn't going to mess with me this time around.

[Nico]
Can you come home? I saw Destiny and I'm kind of freaking out.

October really is the best time of year. New True Crime podcasts every day this month. Content galore! And I may have found a variety of halloween flavored coffees to last well into next year.

Must be something in the water around here because I had a vision I was getting married.

Couldn't see who my bride was, but the dress was nice.

Anyone up for some range time?

I'm bored out of my mind. You'd think time being messed up would keep my attention. I started looking at the possibility of opening an at risk youth center, give me something to keep my mind occupied and something that seems to be needed in the city.

I bought a building and it's just sitting there.

And now a summary of my past few days...

1) Welcome to my first and hopefully only underaged hangover.

2) Only-son Thor knows how to throw down.

3) Seeing a giant blue Loki wasn't on my bucket list, but I'm not mad about it.

4) Seeing Carol Danvers go head to head with Thor was also not on my bucket list, but I loved every glimpse I got.

5) I'm gonna go find about five hundred bottles of pain killers and twice as much Gatorade, and THEN I'm gonna sleep for about a week.

Horrible anxiety leading up to birthday seems to have finally subsided,..it wasn't terrible. Many of them are, but nothing bad happened. It was actually prettty good. There was even a crown.

Thanks everyone who made it suck a little less.

Also Alfred chewed up my headphones, rude. Here I was going to give him a treat.

I don't want to say things are quiet, because clearly that's just inviting tragedy, but half of us are in space while the other are dealing with time stupidness. I saw where someone was doing a beach thing, but does anyone want to invade the city for the weekend? Possibly a whole week?

[Peter Parker (MCU]

Tim's b-day is in five days. What are we doing to celebrate/surprise/embarrass the hell out of him but in a nice way?

Dinner in an hour.

Spaghetti and the awesome bolognese sauce I made.

Miles taste-tested and approved.

[Coven House Residents]

Do any of you mind if Miles moves in here?

I kind of miss Chase being able to talk. Even if he didn't really have much to say.

He's still cute though. Except I probably need to figure out something more to do with my time than play with him and post a thousand pictures on instagram. I just don't know what.

Puppies will be ready to go home with their new families on Sunday.

Please let me know if you need any supplies.

I thought part of not being in California meant fewer earthquakes.

Or is that normal around here?

Q: Why can’t you trust atoms?
A: They make up everything.



This delightfully dreadful joke is brought to you by the silly book I found in an egg when I went into the Lighthouse kitchen this morning.

The past few days have seen some truly bizarre events. Did anyone else find a golden goose egg with something inside it?

Nico said I should introduce myself, so here I am.

My name's Karolina. I just got here yesterday. The Avengers do exist in my universe, but I never crossed paths with them or anything.

So... hi.

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