Multiverse of Madness

Ughh.

I’m awake. Why did it hurt? Why did I drink pitchers…?

I taste delicious though.

Well, obviously, I’m not an enhanced individual, so I’m not bound by the Accords, but I am still, on paper, an FBI agent. Just received word from no less than the director that I am to “enforce the Accords and inform as necessary.”

What’s the polite way to tell your boss to go fuck himself?

Hello, everyone.

Hannah Lewis here. So a week ago, give or take a couple of days, I was living an ordinary life in New York City. Just not this New York City, I guess. Another New York in another universe.

And this New York City--this whole world, really, from what I've read and been told so far--is so full of superfolk* that you can't swing a dead cat without hitting one. Not that I would do that.

Uh, moving on. So my world had exactly ONE super-powered person in it, until a week ago. When there were briefly two. Now that I'm here, I guess they're back down to one again.

Anyhow, I just wanted to, I dunno, announce my arrival. It seems like the polite thing to do. I've been assigned to room 1-A in the Avenger Facility for now. So feel free to stop by and say hello. It's always good to meet the neighbors.

*I'm not sure what they are really supposed to be called. Superhumans? Metahumans? Mutants? Or Aliens, I guess, in some cases?

Well... so much for sleep.

Dreamt I was back in Westview. That creepy witch lady was calling me a pawn.

Sounds like I'm not the only one this kind of thing's been happening to.

If I mention we never got around to that last karaoke night what are the chances of some new disaster popping up, do you think?

After everything that has gone on, I am not surprised that I've ended up here. Because why not?

If anyone needs me for the next twenty-four hours, no you don't.

Not Wanda.

I'm still grappling with the fact that Fitz is gone. It's been almost 24 hours, and I don't know how I'm going to tell our daughter. I'm sorry I didn't say anything sooner.

Finally feel more functional than I've felt in days. Cleaned the entire apartment. Ordered a new plant, gonna name him Jimmy. Maybe. Hm jury is out on the name, He's a ficus, but not a space ficus. Just an average ficus. Cleaned apartment, put up light strips for no reason other than that they look cool.

Now what to do?

[Jemma]
Can I go back to work?

On one of my recent trips into the city, I seem to have made a new friend. He has taken quite a liking to me, and I'm pretty certain he would have followed me home on his own.

His name is Sergei. He's made himself quite at home already.

( Cut for kitty picture )

You know I shouldn't really watch cooking shows....now I have the munchies.

Interdimensional travel to another universe in which many of the recent events which shaped your state of mind have not come to pass is thrilling at best and terrifying at worst. The majority of the time it's simply confusing. I think to bring up current events with whoever I happen to be standing next to in line at the local coffee shop, or sitting beside at the pub, and then I have to remember that things are different here. it is a lot to wrap ones head around, I assure you.

Thankfully, there are a lot of distractions. I am kept busy with the needs of my people, and working hand in hand with my brother. When I'm not busy with royal matters and/or diplomatic ones, I have found solace in Midgardian entertainment. If anyone has any recommendations on what I should... what is the phrase? "Binge watch" next... let me know.

That was quite a trip through the portal. My apologies if I worried anyone.

Okay... Tons of deja vu. Here and Back Again: A Hobbit's Tale or some shit like that and my head hurts.

I'm getting caught up on what just happened and how long I was gone. Sorting through these sets of memories and everything that happened in the last five years. Did mom and dad get snapped? But it didn't happen. Clack... Damn are pain killers my friend right now. Woooo...

Jimmy? Monica? Cisco? Pepper? Tony? Please tell me you're here?

Also... will the parents of Tommy and Billy Maximoff please come pick them up at the lost and found? Yeah, I'm not sure how, but Wanda, Vis, I've got your kids.

...oh I really need to message that advisor now...

...Has anyone seen Darcy? I can't find her anywhere...her stuffs still here.

Everything I've been told has taught me that planning a wedding would be stressful, but so far, I have been enjoying it immensely.

[Filtered To Friends Minus Vision]

I need to go wedding dress shopping. I made an appointment at a bridal shop in the city this weekend to look at dresses and get fitted. Would anyone like to go with me? We could make a day of it and get brunch somewhere. Natasha, Monica, I was also thinking that we could look for your bridesmaid dresses, too. I don't really mind what style you go with, as long as they are the same color.

Okay, that's it.

Baseball this weekend. I'm forming teams. We need 9 players each. I already got Carol, Miles, Mantis, and the new girl signed up. Who's in?

Teams are Carol's and Steve's. Let me know who you want to play for!

The Teams So Far

I'm gonna host a baseball training Thursday afternoon. If you want to practice or want to learn the game, meet me outside by the track then.

[Steve]

Checking in.

[Nat]

I do this a lot, I know. But we need to talk when you're free.


[Sam]

Okay, maybe your girl isn't so bad.

[Peter]

You should join. Steve or Carol's team?

[scary Coven Girls]

Wanna play baseball?

Well not the base I intended to visit, but it looks like some kind of base none the less.

I have two announcements to make:

The first being that as of a couple of weeks ago, Vision and I are officially engaged. We just wanted to enjoy the time as a newly engaged couple to ourselves before letting others know. We do not have a set date, but are looking to get married in October, as we would like to be officially married as soon as possible.

The second announcement ties into this as well, Vision and I are planning to move to New Asgard by the end of the month. We will both still be active around the compound to help, but we wish to have more of a space to ourselves, and Thor has graciously offered to allow us to move.

[Filtered to Natasha and Monica]

I would be honored if you would both be my co-maids of honor.

[Filtered to the Avengers and Nick Fury]

As for the matter of this...other me killing Thanos, I want it known that I stated to Carol that I am not pleased that I was not informed right away, and had to learn second hand. It also hurts me to know that there were also discussions of me getting a handler like I am some sort of child.

I am aware that my powers frighten the governments of the world. However, I am personally tired of constantly worrying about people being afraid of me or not. I would also like to not disclose this information, as personally, as far as I am concerned, no one needs to know that Thanos died at the hands of some other version of me.

Furthermore, I would like to be included in any future conversations related to this matter from the beginning please. I understand that people were afraid of upsetting me, but I can assure you, I am an adult, and am more than capable of handling big news developments such as this.

It should also be said that just because some other version of me decided to apparently go back in time and murder Thanos, it does not mean that I would make the decisions.

I was angry at first, when I found out, I will admit. But now, I think I am more disappointed than anything else. I am, however, willing to discuss it, if there is anything further to discuss.

Apparently this is a thing that needs saying, but I don't date clients. Or people who might disappear on me at any Professional boundary. Pay no attention to the weirdly over-invested geriatric.

[Steve]
Are you just collecting brooders now?
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[Buck

Hello, everyone!

My name is Jemma Simmons. I've been speaking with Daisy about what's been going around here and offered to help where I can. My daughter and I will be staying at The Lighthouse, but I'll be happy to come to the Facilities, New Asgard, or the Wakandan Consulate if needed once we're settled. My background is in biochemistry, and I also served as my team's field physician if any medical assistance would be helpful.

There are a few theories about our visitors I've had percolating, and I understand there's a science team already in place. Perhaps we could collaborate?

[Sent sometime after this conversation backdated to Sunday]

[Texts To Loki]

✉ Hey. YOU. Mr. Glorious Purpose God.
✉ You SUCK.
✉ You upset Sharon.
✉ How could you do that?
✉ Sharon is awesome, and has GREAT hair.
✉ YOU SHOULD FEEL FLATTERED SHE LIKES YOU AND YOUR BUTT.

[Texts To Barbara Gordon]

✉ Heeeeeeeeeeeey.
✉ Have I told you I think you're sexy?
✉ Because you aaaaaaaaare.
✉ I just like you so much.
✉ I've also had a LOT of wine.
✉ God, you're just sexy.
✉ And smart.
✉ YOU'RE SEXY SMART!

[Texts To Jimmy Woo]

✉ Jiiiiiiiiiimy.
✉ Hi.
✉ I've been drinking.
✉ A lot.
✉ Sharon is sad.
✉ I've lost count of how many bottles of wine we've had.
✉ YOU SHOULD COME DRINK WITH US.

[Texts To Poe Dameron]

✉ Hey Poe!
✉ You know Sharon, right?
✉ Super badass spy, awesome hair?
✉ She needs to get laid.
✉ Do you think you'd be up for it?
✉ But not now, because we're SUPER drunk.
✉ But when she's sober and can consent, because consent is super important.

I am sorry if I have worried anyone. It would appear the destruction of the Mind Stone had a heightened affect on me, due to my previous connection with it.

I am awake now, and I am feeling a little fatigued, but I am otherwise fine. I appreciate everyone's concern, and the doctors in medical for taking such good care of me.

I also apologize for the mess in the kitchen. The effects of the destruction of the Mind Stone, caused me to lose temporary control over my powers. I hope no one was hurt.

Spacetime dimensional curvature and the current dimensional boundary condition. And vectors...

Ugh! Has anyone seen my whiteboard? I need those drunk calculations for this thing.

Hey everyone!

We've had quite a bit of a shake up lately in disappearances, as well as some new arrivals.

For those of you that don't know me, my name is Daisy Johnson. I'm a former agent of SHIELD, and I've been helping out here for a few months. Along with Barbara Gordon, I helped form the Mainframe here.

I've got a couple of announcements that will be of interest here:

First, after discussing with Tony after Natasha's most recent disappearance, I've taken over communications for the Avengers' Compound.

Second, I've been working on something for awhile now that I can finally say that I've finished. I'd like to let everyone know about a place called the Lighthouse. For those of you that don't know, it's an old SHIELD bunker that was designed to be a safehouse in case of an apocalyptic event. It was abandoned in the 70s, but my team and I discovered it a few years back, and modernized it. It's a state of the art facility, and the vast majority of it is underground.

The best thing about it - it's almost entirely underground, and the government doesn't know it exists at all. It just looks like an ordinary lighthouse on the outside, with some various houses and outbuildings.

I will be moving there to focus on communications operations primarily, but I am planning on splitting my time between there and the Avengers Compound. I've also spoken to several people already about operating out of there.

We don't want to spread everyone too thin, but I do want to offer it as an additional lab space if anyone wishes to operate out of it. All I ask if you wish to use it, you ask me first, just so I know who's coming and going.

If we absolutely need to, it can be used a living quarters, but for the time being, I'm going to ask that it be used as a workspace only, unless we've worked something out.

[Filtered to the Avengers / Sharon Carter / Jimmy Woo / Monica Rambeau Team Hackers]

Thanks for helping me get everything set up again. I greatly appreciate all of your help. The Lighthouse hadn't been used in a while, so it was definitely great having the extra hands to get everything up and running.

[Babs]

I know you're going to miss having me around as roommate. But don't worry, I'll make sure I visit plenty. And I had a lot of help from Tony making sure that it's 100% wheelchair accessible, so you can come to the Lighthouse any time for work.

Or you know, non-work related is good, too. Especially non-work related.

In fact, we need to do more non-work related things together.

God, it's been forever since I've done this.

Would you like to do something non-work related with me?

Like...say, a date?

[Magical Folks, especially Sabrina, Diana, Laura, Bethany, and Mal]

So I guess we should probably do something before these assholes destroy the town or something.

I'm thinking a good old fashion containment spell can at least keep them within the facility grounds. But that takes a lot of magic.

I'm going to teleport over. If you can help, meet me on the launchpad of the facility. I already have a conjuring ready to go.

Thank you all for the birthday wishes and the cupcakes and everything. I very much appreciated it.


[Carol]
How's your arm?


[Jimmy & Wanda]
We should get together soon.

Well, space was interesting, but it's nice to be back on Earth.

I missed sleeping in my own bed.

[Filtered To Avengers plus Sharon Carter, Jimmy Woo, Monica Rambeau, and Team Hackers]

Hey. So I mentioned to Tony while I was in space that when I got back, I was planning on moving out to the Lighthouse, which is an old S.H.I.E.L.D bunker not too far from here. Back before I went to space, my team and I had taken it over and modernized it when we had a break from dealing with various bullshit. It's really off the grid. It hadn't been used since the seventies before we rediscovered it, and not even Fury knew it existed.

I was thinking that because it's so off the grid, it could come in handy for us, especially if the government's going to keep poking around. It might be nice to have a place that they don't know about.

I also thought it could be used to service as a second base of operations for our group of hackers that we have.

My goal is to maybe have it run like S.H.I.E.L.D, but different. More focused on protecting those displaced by the portal and looking out for them. And if we have to run missions, we can. I know there's several of us pretty experienced with espionage in some way.

Which is why I've included Sharon and Jimmy in this, because as former agents themselves, they might also be interested. And Monica due to her work with S.W.O.R.D.

Anyway, I was planning on checking it out later this week, if anyone would like to go with me to see for themselves. I can still split my time between there and the compound.

And if anything else, it can also be used as an additional living space, if we need it.

Hello.

This is Captain Monica Rambeau. I got the run down on this place and figured I should say hi. Not sure if anyone here even knows me.

[FILTER: Everyone except Wanda]

I need to find a paying job. Help is appreciated. I am from this world and can disguise myself as human so there are no roadblocks to employment. I wish to purchase an engagement ring for Wanda.

[Somehow, the picture is upside down.]

Is this thing on? Am I broadcasting? I swear, this is worse than my smartphone... Ah well, it's still better than Twitter.

Anyway, James Woo, FBI. Pretty sure I'm from the future? There were a lot of long words starting with quantum, kind of started zoning out there.

Tag dump, please ignore