Multiverse of Madness

Castiel
You can't hear me anymore, can you? I read your messages with Pepper. They weren't private.

Charlie
You didn't go through one of those portals, did you?

Helena
I heard people might be coming here to start stir up some trouble? Are you armed? If not, you should be. If so, you got anything to spare? Like a gun or a good bowie knife? All my stuff is back home.

Steve
Just out of curiosity, those vampires you were fighting with the other me. Did they come through the portal, or were they from this world?

Charlie
You handling all this alien stuff okay?

Okay, so I don't have the brains for tech or putting together ships. I've got super strength and tactical skills. Kind of not really into the whole waiting around for someone to attack us thing, so I was thinking maybe I would do some training for people who maybe want more skills or need some skills for fighting in case it comes to that.

Besides the look on a dude's face when you throw them over your shoulder is really funny, and every woman should learn this skill.

My car didn't happen to drop down the rabbit hole too, did it? Black 76 chevy impala. Don't mess with the trunk if you find it. Don't try to get in the car. I have the keys. Just come find me.

Sammy? Are you here too? Cas? Jack? Mom? Anyone?

The packages finally arrived. Time to dig in!

[Peter, Charlie, Ned]
Anyone interested in building a computer system?

[Dick]
I got you something.

Tag dump, please ignore

Who can tell me the fate of the people of Asgard? Has anyone seen my brother or the Valkyrie?

[Darcy]

Tell me. Are you well?

Are you from this... this midgard?

Where would one go to pick up packages that have been ordered? Is there a mail room or a distribution point?

[Wally, Dick]
I mentioned that I had some possible mischief up my sleeve.

So... Anyone want to help me "borrow" some of my tech from the Clocktower and maybe the cave?

[Charlie]
So, fellow tech nerd... I have a proposition. How would you like to come along and help me 'borrow' some tech from this universe's Clocktower?

I guess this is the part where I introduce myself. I'm the Buffy Tony talked about as feisty, but you try and tell me that you wouldn't get at least a little huffy when someone mocks your name.

Should I do an About Me? A What I Did With My Summer introduction? I was never good with those. Always had to hide the fact that I spent my summers stuck in sewers, slaying monsters. And one time, I even ignored the monster thing and came back to find that they were trying to resurrect a guy who killed me. (I got better.) Smashed those bones into paste during the first week of school.

Kind of felt like that remedial stuff they teach because you always forgot what you did the last year after three months with no school.

Here: repeat this, and now we move onto new and exciting things that involve way too much trauma. Algebra, am I right?

ATTENTION, AVENGERS & CO



did you know they made a hobbit movie series and a lord of the rings movie series? furthermore, did you know that darcy just agreed to watch it with me, and in so doing, we have created... wait for it...

A TOLKIEN VIEWING EXPERIENCE

that's right, ladies and gents and tony stark: we are going to be having a 2-day movie viewing experience. we'll start with the hobbit on tuesday and finish with the lord of the rings on wednesday the lord of the rings on tuesday and finish with the hobbit on wednesday. popcorn will be provided. you're all invited.

[Private to Buckaroo]
you can't tell me you don't like tolkein. you coming?

( and any missing SPNers, with an option to loop others in on this as needed. )