Multiverse of Madness

Okay, so remember how I had a really polar opposite reaction to coming here than the general vibe of the rest of the net at the time? (go back and read, it's pretty funny)

I'm about to do that again just a few days after my anniversary!

It's weird to be jealous of the red portal people, just strictly speaking as someone who hasn't gone through a single one, buuuuuuut...

Oliver got pulled into another one outside of Sally's, along with that newer lady—Alex, I think is her name?

Anyway, Vaya Con Red Portal, Ollie. You better tell me about your adventures! And YOU OWE US A BEACH EVENT, SIR.

tl;dr—Oliver Queen and Alex Stern got Red Portaled

I have made a friend who has the same name as me. They are a cat and they cannot talk.

Do they belong to someone here?

A portal almost took one of the droids. I was with Threepio in the library, and if I hadn't looked up right at that moment I did, I don't know what would have happened. He's not programmed or equipped for combat. I don't know if that means we'd get him back.

Consequently, I think I've heard at least five Earth languages he's spoken now. I don't know why the portal scare caused him to speak in what he told me was Mandarin. Getting him back to the library to learn more might be difficult now.

So, time travel again huh? Neat. At least I'm not a baby.

You never had a Snap? Is there another me running around I should avoid? Y'know, to not break the space-time continuum? What about the Infinity Stones? You found 'em all yet? Are they safe?

I can't say I understand what's happened to me, or much of what I've been told. I find this place strange yet oddly familiar in a way.

My name is Inej, and have only just arrived here. I don't know what else to say. that I'm willing to share

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[Translating]

I was in New Asgard. A portal, red light, but not red sunlight. It took two of the youngsters, Sabrina and Steve.

Fire doesn’t work to incapacitate the portals.

I am just so glad for the lack of heat and occasionally gloomy day.

And no sand.

Just so much sand everywhere.

With everything going on, I've been thinking about the past. All the things we've been through. I miss... I don't know. I'm feeling a bit nostalgic, I guess, and missing the community that comes with living at the Facility. I was thinking I might grab a bottle of wine and some popcorn, and head over to the Rec Room to watch some movies. Does anyone else want some company? I think it'd do our minds and hearts some good to be together.

My phone tells me it's a week until one of the drunkest days of the year.

Is anyone else here a recovering addict non-drinker?

Is it my imagination or is the temperature getting a little warmer? I don’t want to jinx anything, but maybe Spring really is on the way.

[Medical]
I feel a bit strange, I don’t know if it is related to my red portal adventure, but Bones wanted me to come back if anything was off. So you could check me over.

Fucking hell.

I'm supposed to be heading to Hell. What about Darlington? He needs us to rescue his soul.

Not being pulled into this dimension.

Let's start with the first question. What's the fucking ghost situation?

Tag dump, please ignore