Multiverse of Madness

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[Science and science adjacent folks-also visible to facility staff+Rhodey]
[ooc: if you're into science or have interacted with team science, consider yourself able to participate.]

Soo. I've been thinking of a way to track the red portals. All portals leave behind a sort of signature, even the reds. I've been hesitant to really delve into them because well...Been a bit gun-shy with anything HYDRA related. Considering what we're up against though I think it's necessary to at least aide in building something in regards to it to hopefully put an end to it. Portals are kind of a specialty. I can't get a lock on them with my powers alone, so we need to build something to do so. I'm going to need assistance from you all to get it done.

Fitz emailed me some notes about a device he's been making. Figure we could all lend a hand and finish the creation?

[Ben]
All this portal talk is kind of a lot.

[Derek]
Can I ask for a special request during the building of this device?

It happened again.

I went through a red portal with Si and Stiles, but the portal home flickered through different colors and I was too far behind.

They didn't make it back. It's only me and the car.

I think they were sent back to their own worlds.

Might actually open that bottle of scotch Tony got us for my birthday.

..Please tell me you're still here?

The mushrooms in my yard are attracting small fairies. I thought they were fireflies. But fireflies aren't sassy as far as I'm aware.

I can't get in. Portals aren't portaling.



[Science/Security -A voice post]

Two explosions. 14 minutes..Like it's broken. Pounding in my head every 14 minutes and 23 seconds.

I saw a green flash. Not sure if it's in my head or not.

it isn't stopping

I woke up this morning, and Jest was gone.

Had a bit of spare time and got to browsing...it's Pride month. I've never really done anything with that before, but it turns out entire cities have parades and festivals for it.

[Ben R]
Would you go with me to one of these? I think I'd like to see it.

Dammit.

Having a bit of a day. One that could just be over soon and I'd be fine with that.

[Ben R.]
Made you lunch, I know you guys are busy on holidays...might stop by for a minute?

[Magnus]
Our meeting got interrupted by red portals...was just wondering if you were still available sometime soon?

I should start up some kind of delivery business. Getting all your exotic goods in record time.

...maybe the slogan needs work.

That being said, I like feeling useful. If you've got something you want, I'll help you get it.

A Red Portal Event has been detected for:

• Ben Hargreeves
  
• Cisco Ramon

(This is an automated alert, and replies are not monitored. For any concerns, please contact a member of Security or the Administrative staff directly.)

Is it my imagination or is the temperature getting a little warmer? I don’t want to jinx anything, but maybe Spring really is on the way.

[Medical]
I feel a bit strange, I don’t know if it is related to my red portal adventure, but Bones wanted me to come back if anything was off. So you could check me over.

Fucking hell.

I'm supposed to be heading to Hell. What about Darlington? He needs us to rescue his soul.

Not being pulled into this dimension.

Let's start with the first question. What's the fucking ghost situation?

( TUA S3 Spoilers )

I've talked to security.

Read the email a couple times.

So, what you're telling me is that I ain't attending a funeral tomorrow on account of being kidnapped from N'Orleans. Great.

These red portals seem to be picking up. Cath and Jest got caught in one. How many people have disappeared now? And have any returned?


[Hargreeves + Cisco]
Are you all okay?

Managed to just sit outside with an audio book today for an hour...which is progress compared to lately. With the not going out at all. Saw a glimpse of a red portal. I can't do red portals, or anything to them. Only blue portals. Nothing I tried had any effect on it before it disappeared.

[Ben H.]
You're still here right? I can't lose you to this t

[Leo]
Do you mind talking to Jemma? Maybe about getting some kind of medicine to help me with the anxiety you and I talked about last time? It's...a lot and worse with these red portals.

[Kate]
Saw you were kind of going through it lately, feel like coming to keep me company for a bit?

What should we wear to the wedding? The beach is not conducive to a couple who wears all black.

ETA: [Hargreeves + Cisco & Lila]
What should we wear to the wedding? The beach is not conducive to a couple who wears all black.

( YOU'RE INVITED! )

RSVP with Ben, Cisco, or Zari (for accommodation purposes)

_{(OOC, if you're in doubt that your character is invited, just reach out to Robin or Tory [we don't bite!])}

Me, when I woke up this morning: Put on finishing touches to fake my death.

Me, a few hours later: Jump down the rabbit hole. Regain teenaged body forever. Go to start my new forever...

And find myself here instead.

Hi. I'm Alyssa.

I just had the most bizarre experience when I was walking back to the Consulate a few minutes ago.

An older woman with a tiny dog stopped me on the sidewalk, thanked me for being—and I quote—"a very attractive young man", and handed me a $100 bill.

I know I'm a little removed from humanity, but does this happen often?

I'm back. I know you missed me. No need to line up around the block to see me or anything.

[Cath]
(added after talking to Ben)

Anything I can do to help while Ben's out?

[Arrowverse, Facility Staff, Hargreeves Fam]

There are huge amounts of Portal activity in Sokovia. Plus seismic spikes. Some of the portal energy signatures track with those of Cisco's creation.

The Waverider and ATOM are continuing to monitor and hopefully can pinpoint an exact location.

Is an extraction plan in progress?

[Filtered to Facility Employees + Arrowverse [aside from Cisco's account] + Hargreeves Family]

I am concerned about Mr. Ramon. His network conversations were out of character for him and as a precaution I attempted to locate his device. It is decidedly not in New York at the conference he was to be attending, but rather it is located in Europe. I am attempting to narrow down the exact location now, but as the device was disconnected after my attempt it will be approximate from when the last message was sent.

x2 + y2 + z2 = R · (1) ; -90° ≤ φ ≤ 90°




where R is the Earth's radius, R = 6371.010 km.



it Can't be quantified. It's still there.

It's been a while...so from the Science Lab Files:

For the newbies and the interested, a few months ago we discovered that our worlds still exist in some form in this world. I was able to uncover two specifically. Mine, known ironically as Arrowverse I can hear your smugness from here Oliver and Umbrella Academy. We are currently delving further into the existence of other worlds. If ours are out there..yours may be as well.

There's still work to be done to get us there, and I've been invited to a two-day conference happening this weekend that sounds promising in that regard. It's a general presentation on space itself as we know it. I'll be less reachable for a couple days. If anyone has questions for him, I can take those as well. Feel free to post them here.

Henry is the point person if I can't answer right away, I'll be back on Saturday.

[Ben]
And I'll miss you. ♥ First time being apart in a while . D: since the statue showed up Will you be okay?

I have my fat pants ready for Eat Food And Watch Football Day.

[Hargreeves + Lila & Cisco]
I'm calling Not It on the turkey unless you're cool with food poisoning.

[OOC: TUA3 spoilers in the comments!]

Don't mind me. I'm just going to be very drunk until all the Halloween seances are over.

[Hargreeves]
[Edited after below conversation with Kaldur]

Just kidding. Going on a little trip instead.

[Hargreeves + Lila]
People are seeing ghosts, yeah?

Tell me you haven't seen The Handler. Cause I just saw her but everyone around me acted like they didn't and I'm freaking out and I need to stab something.

Setting up the projector for the mass Halloween movies I'm waiting on Barry to pick for everyones use. :p Hurry up friend, make your list. Pressures on.

...But maybe don't do what I did and decide to listen to them while monitoring the portal from a security camera..Ringu has a whole new feel now.

[Security and Clint+ super secret hero type team]
Pointed the satellites in the direction of that location..there's nothing there.

His device pings right off the Adriatic sea

[and a text to Ben]
So. Do you realize it's been a full year together now?

Happy birthday, fellow Hargreeveses!

You all should have a little something for breakfast waiting on your respective counters. (And if you don't like it, feel free to swing by Cath's for something on me.)

I had a dream or vision or some shit I didn't have my powers anymore. It was weird. It felt really, really real. Could have sworn is was real.

Guess the portal thought I was having too good of a time here. I'd like to speak to it's manager and make a return.

Flu shots have been ordered for the middle of the month. Anyone without enhanced healing, metabolism or resilience should come get one.

This is a very germ ridden century.

Clinic times to follow. Please bear with us as we continue to work around a huge absence from our team.

So..I was thinking of hosting a dinner or something if people are into it? And dates that people are available are also helpful.


[ooc note: If you're some kinda arrowverse consider yourself invited)

Okay, so... giant battle in New York with aliens and stuff? That definitely didn't happen in my world. ...well, not like that, anyway. We certainly had our fair share of alien battles. But man.

The Avengers in this world are pretty cool, ngl. It was legit a little weird to go back in time and watch it all play out? But worth it.

Moving day is a wonderful reminder of how much stuff you don't have.

[Lila]
I still don't understand why you need two extra bedrooms.

[Creepy Chick]
You're not allowed to sneak in anymore. My girlfriend is here now. She's more likely to stab you than me, the guy with knives.

[OOC: There is a strong possibility of TUA3 spoilers in the comments!]

Will be glad to have a few more people back around the labs again soon. It was getting too quiet in there.

[Ben H.]


...There's gonna be a droid in my lab!

National ice cream day couldn't have come any sooner honestly. The pint of cookie dough in the freezer is speaking to me.

The science lab is still operational. Things won't change. Even if it is quiet. Here for all your science needs.

This creepy chick got into my room and I'm turned on not having this bullshit!

[Parker]
We talked about how this is creepy. And it was WARheads, not AIRheads!

...Ever have that nightmare where you just repeat the same day at work over and over and over again?..Yeah. I thought I did too. Is it really Saturday already? Did I really just lose 9 days?

[Ben]
...Sorry about all the texts you're about to get.

Either I'm tripping balls on acid or I've gained another ability that is not unlike my brother's but is confusing the shit out of me. I don't like jumping through different parts of my day. I haven't simply jumped a few seconds as he does either. I'm literally doing something and then suddenly it's 2 hours later and I'm doing something else but my only memory is what I was doing 2 hours ago and nothing in between. It's some massive dissociation that doesn't even seem likely considering I've never had that issue. Also, this totally explains why my brother is off his rocker all the time.

[Hargreeves Brothers]

Five, what the hell did you do now?

My name is Jest. I am a Rook, from Chess and from Hearts. I have been here in New Asgard for one week's time, but there is much here I've yet to learn. Chess and Hearts are both very different from New York, and there are worlds beyond which stretch the imagination further still.

I am told that asking questions is how one ingratiates oneself to others. So tell me, then, what is the best food here in this world? Setting aside the obvious of Cath's creations at Sally's.

What the hell is Sokovia? A country? I know geography and that isn't a place that exists.

It appears that with this new announcement...we're going to need suit upgrades for many, and soon. So come see me. Master Tailor here. Specialize in suits, and accessories.

This isn't something I charge for, so don't be shy.

[Barry]
I have something for you.

(If you think you're a friend, then you're a friend. ^_^)

Jest is here. He came through the portal. I'm going to the Facility. What if he

Has anyone seen Klaus? I know he came back, but I'd like to see him for myself.

[Hargreeves]
Are either of you going to tell us what you actually did in Narnia and Oz? Or are Five and I going to have to make up the stories?