Multiverse of Madness

So there was this egg on my bed. And now there's a dove loose in my room. Help? It doesn't seem to want to go out the window. It's just pooping on everything.

After a frustrating day of trying to figure out what the heck this remote goes to (seriously, tho. ANY ideas??)

I need to get out of this place. It's freezing out, but not rainy. Should we go play? Mini-golf? Arcade? Cutting down Christmas trees? Anything??

Anyone who has had their vehicle show up from home and wants it checked over, let me know and I'll add it to my work list. Goes without saying that their winter checks need doing properly this far north.

[Clint and Klaus]
You want to grab coffee or lunch sometime?

[Sarah]
What would the boys like for Christmas? (Yes, I'm including Sam in that group)

[Sam]
I need ideas for Sarah's Christmas present. I don't think a set of wrenches will cut it.

[Steve]
What do you buy the Queen of Asgard for Christmas?

I am very much looking forward to my first Thanksgiving here in New York. Some of my people have decided to adopt the holiday, and are making Thanksgiving feasts of their own. Others are not so quick to pick up on the holidays of other cultures. I imagine once they try the feast, they will be more willing to join in on the festivities.

I, myself, am looking forward to trying the different cuisines of this world. I should like to have pumpkin pie. It sounds marvelous. We don't have such a thing on Asgard.

I had quite the surprise when I went into work this morning.

It would seem that the Millennium Falcon has found its way here. It's currently in the hangar at New Asgard. I might need to make some adjustments, but we should be able to use it as another ship for space missions.

I do want it noted however that I would like only myself or Poe to fly it.

There are so many holidays this time of year. Christmas is something the children would enjoy, but I would like to teach them about the other winter holidays too. Does anyone here celebrate something other than Christmas who would like to speak to the boys?

Daylight Savings Time means that now it gets dark at a ridiculous hour. I feel like I should be drunk in a club or at home asleep by 5:30. It's throwing off my whole game.

Trying to combat it by making a pot of coffee at 4pm simply means that I'm up playing video games until 1 or 2, and then I sleep in late. My life schedule is a hot mess right now.

Remember if you're looking to catch Halloween today to round out the month, it's coming on two hours early at 5pm on account of the masquerade starting at 8.

AW MAN. 10 Cloverfield Lane is SO GOOD.

I'm too amped up to go to bed now, though. I might go down to the range. Shoot some things.

These decorated Pumpkins I keep seeing around, is there a tradition behind it other than the fact they grow this time of year?

Pretty sure BD-1 is never going to get his fill of finding new designs.


[Rey]
So you find the foundations of the Jedi Order and our understanding of Force and I've come across a familiar Poncho. Not the greatest contribution to our training, but hey, if you get cold, there's a Poncho.

This place is so strange. I'm guessing we don't when or how these portals open? It seems a lot of people left at once.

I hope wherever she went back to, Mantis is safe.

[Filtered to Thor, Loki, and Poe]

I'm going to be taking a few days off of work, if that is alright. Mantis' disappearance is hitting me rather hard, and I don't think I can really focus on work right now.

Where do folk 'round here get sorted for clothes and such for parties? Never been to a masquerade before, or a wedding that weren't a shotgun, not that they ain't nice too! Just, nature of 'em don't so much allow for much planning.


[Firefly crew]

Don't think we've ever been a place that invites us folk to so many fancy parties. Ain't that shiny? Any of you planning on going to 'em? I wouldn't mind some company.

Just, no punching anyone or stating any duels this time 'round if you're planning on coming Cap'n, I don't wanna get sent home early.

[Filtered to Mantis]

I've been thinking a lot lately.

I really enjoy spending time with you. I'm happier when I'm around you, and I like having you in my life a lot.

I know with your powers, you're able to sense that my feelings are more than just friendship. I care about you. A lot.

I know this probably isn't the best place to do so, but I've never really put this sort of thing into words before.

Would you...like to go to the wedding and the masquerade ball with me? As a more than platonic date?

[Filtered to Poe Dameron]

I just asked someone out on a date for the first time.

...Is feeling like you might throw up natural? I feel like my stomach is in knots.

I feel like this planet and culture puts too much of an emphasis on dates ending with sex, and I don't think that's what either of us want. But I like Mantis a lot, and my feelings seem to be more than just friendship. But I'm not really interest in the sex bit of a relationship.

Well that was certainly most interesting. It seems walking around in normal human attire might be more entertaining than I had realized.

I'm gonna go drink myself stupid. I hate this place.

I can't remember the last time I was this happy. Is that strange? I mean yeah I miss some of my other friends, but this place is kind of peaceful....and then there's other things that have contributed to it.

In honor of Mrs. Pepper Potts-Stark, I present Blueberry-Cream-Cheese-Danish. (The name is still in progress.)



Come by Sally's and pick one up. They go great with a cup of coffee.

[ooc: Kate's bonus activity gift for September is here!]

Uh... guys? GUYS?? THIS IS NOT A DRILL. My car is here~!! I REPEAT: My car is here!!!

I had my keys in my room upstairs. They came through with me even though my car was still in my old world, and now? NOW I HAVE MY CAR!

Who's coming with me for a joyride???

Baseball's not my game, apparently. To be fair I missed a lot of PE when I was in school, and I get most of my exercise hiking these days. It was fun watching everyone else though.

[OOC: Activity reward]

Has anyone else receive anything from their home recently? Is this something that we should be concerned about?

[Filtered To Cal Kestis]

I've come into possession of the sacred Jedi texts. You are more than welcome to borrow them anytime you'd like.

It's pumpkin spice time again. While I don't necessarily enjoy it in my coffee, I do like a pumpkin spice scone or muffin.

I know it's a longshot, but I'm looking for anyone can help me speed up the healing process.

( [Private to Fury and Loki] )

[Filtered to Harry Dresden, Storm, Clark Kent, Rey and Poe]

Asgard wishes to expand its agriculture to be able to sell more unique products on the Midgardian market. For that I need some who can assess the likelihood that these plants or animals would thrive on Midgardian soil and sell to Midgardian customers to take a trip to Vanaheim or Álfheim to source seeds, plants or animals. I talked to Jarle and he said you three have done good work so far. Would you be willing to go on this trip?

Rey and Poe, can one of you or both of you take them?

As Donna mentioned in her post, in honor of our friend the cafe has been renamed. Please call it Sally's Place from now on. Sally was a dear friend, and she will be missed.

This weekend I will be sampling a new pastry: blackberry and honey tarts with marscapone cheese. It's an unusual flavor pairing, but I hope that you'll enjoy it as much as I do. Please come by Sally's and try it.

[Portal Security]
I'm stepping back from Portal Security effective immediately.

No I'm not explaining anything. No I'm not giving a timeline for when I'll be back. I need a break.

[Carmen]
I'm done. I'm stepping back from Portal Security. I'm finding something else to do. Doesn't matter what I try to do, I'm fucking outmatched. Home may have imploded and I have no idea where Zack is. Maybe it's time to just open that dojo and pull the caper. Get Tigress' costume out of my closet.

I know, I know: Sit down, do nothing, let my arm heal... I'm sorry. I know you worry. I don't want to make you worry.

[Christine]
So 6 to 8 weeks in this cast, right?

( Nat )

( Rey )

I was always taught the Force guides us down paths we don't always expect. But, I'm not sure there was anything about portals into completely different worlds. So, this is new. I'd only just settled aboard the Mantis

I'm Cal, and my buddy BD-1 made it here in one piece too, he seems pretty eager to take a look around.

Ugh. Why can't I sleeeeeeeeep? I need my beauty rest! I can't believe this. So irritating. Just tossing and turning.

What do you do when you can't sleep?

If anyone would like it, I can help you sleep.

It is one of my talents- it was why Ego kept me for so many centuries.

I promise it will be peaceful.

Well not the first time I've been brought somewhere without my consent. So, what's the deal with time?

This is the longest I have stayed in one place.

What does one do when they aren't running?

I have found that I like tacos.

Full discloser: I've been planning a trip to finally get to the bottom of the Thanos situation. So far, those going consists of Malcolm Reynolds crew, Monica, Valkyrie, and Rogers.

I know there might be others interested in getting to the bottom of this, but it's probably a good idea to keep it small. We'll be doing some salvaging as well to take back pieces to analyze.

Frankly, I know we're all tired of wondering and waiting. If he's out there, I'll find him. And if he's not, we're going to find out what happened.

[Loki]

The Collector expressed an interest in going home. We're taking him along. I have assurance from Nova Corps they'll be looking after him on Knowhere while we're sorting this mess out.

So... This is the end of time, huh? Where Variants go to die... of boredom.

I have been reading Earth literature lately, mostly romances. I am still not sure how human mating rituals work. Maybe someone can help me understand?

I feel like there is a lot of pain described, but people also get pleasure from it? Is this normal? And why are there so many words for the male penis? So many descriptors! It does make it hard to follow the story.

Do humans go into heat or do they mate this much normally?

[18+]
Does anyone want to have sex?

edit:
It's okay, I'm trying something else first.

I have been informed by Doctor Internet that while it's not a good idea for me to practice archery with broken ribs, DARTS are okay.

So I challenge all y'all to a DARTS ... competition. Thing. Tournament! Who wants to play lose spectacularly to the master of DARTS?

..Well I ain't seen a protein bar since I got here so one point Earth-that Was I guess.

Sooooo, if I'm gonna be stuck here for a while, I'm gonna need to find some things to do. I don't do well with being cooped up in one place. This is not my time, not my country. And my ship is

Any suggestions?

Can my ribs be healed now? Like, really? I don't want to wait more weeks for this. ...bowling didn't help. Lifting those heavy bowling balls? Ugh. I wonder how long that set me back.

I'm going stir crazy. Remind me to never play with dinosaurs again. UGH.

Earth parties are fantastic! And very wet. I think my favourite was the slide.

It will take me a while longer to really get used to how flimsy this thing is, but I think I've at least gotten the hang of using it. So it's probably time to ask if there's a veterinary practice or wildlife rescue anyone knows of around here that needs an assistant or if I have to pull out the Yellow Pages. Does that even exist still? Failing that, I've got three years of experience in conservation work and political lobbying.

Hello,

While Tony and the others are handling the portals, he's asked me to start putting together a team to focus on the more external threats. I know that Thor and Loki have already started to build a fleet in Asgard. What I need is a group of people that are comfortable enough to man and maintain a ship for deeper space missions.

I'm looking for about 5 to 10 people for now. If we need more, I'll let you know.

If interested, please contact me over the network.

Are you attending the girls' night this evening?

I'm not sure if I'm going to do the dancing and drinking, but I thought the spa part might be fun.

If you choose to go, perhaps we could keep each other company. I would like the chance to get to know you better.

I am very excited for tonight, but I realize that I do not understand these Earth grooming customs. Also, it is considered fun to have pieces of your body trimmed by a stranger?

There are three cobblers in the kitchen cooling: a peach and blueberry cobbler, one with mixed berries, and one with strawberries and rhubarb. I recommend leaving them for at least another 20 minutes--which seems like the perfect amount of time for someone to procure some ice cream.

Having access to seemingly unlimited ingredients and supplies is a dream come true for this baker. I am taking requests. Tell me what you want, and I'll make it.

There are lemon tarts in the kitchen for anyone with a sweet-and-sour tooth. They will likely go fast.

So I guess I should intro myself here or something.

Hi. I'm Miles Morales and I'm from another dimension. In my world, I know the Avengers are around but it's way different than here. Like, our Peter Parker was in his 20s and stuff different.

Odds are that there's no Peter Porker or Gwen Stacy here, is there?

To all people of this community,

I am sure it has not escaped your keen eyes that the people of Asgard have started to rebuild our community. Asgardians are strong in their nature and build but they are not immune to tragedy. With that said, my brother and I, would greatly appreciate your help for the restoration of the Asgardian community.

There are a few positions, we look into filling.

Construction workers/advisors: Anyone who has experiences in construction work and could either support my nation with it or act as advisory staff.
Drivers: Our people are not skilled in piloting the favoured transportations of Midgardians. For now, we will need to rely on the help of Midgardian drivers.
Midgardian advisors: Some of our people have mentioned the wish to learn more about Midgardian culture and rituals.
Farm workers: We wish to set up our own farm. The differences between Asgardian and Midgardian farming are substantial and we wish to rely on our own produce and animals. That said, additional helping hands, especially those with experience in agriculture will be needed.
Catering: Our construction workers are in need of catering. We need the services of those skilled in the kitchen who could set up a temporary service.
Security: Additional security will be needed, especially during the night time, to protect the village.

To anyone interested, we can pay well for services provided and if more long-term arrangements are wished, accommodation can be handled.

King Loki of Asgard

Yesterday was National Donut Day. I hope everyone treated themselves!

Guy goes into space for a couple of weeks and comes back to so many changes.

For those of you I haven't met yet, I'm Poe Dameron.


[Rey]
Where do we live now?


[Carol]
How goes?

So I'm utterly new to this whole "aliens", "superheroes", "space" world, but can someone please explain Wakanda to me?

I'm weighing my options on staying there for a bit.

I know it's a country. I've done my research there. But what is their interest here? No offense to His Majesty or anyone else. I'm merely curious.