Multiverse of Madness

Anyone else feeling a bit...meh this holiday season? Attempting not to be a Grinch but feeling a little grinchy. Might be time for an aggressive Home Alone marathon.

[Science and science adjacent-for those he has authority over to their inboxes]
Paid two weeks off for the holidays. Unless there's an emergency, or you feel a deep desire to see the lab again. Enjoy vacation. Email me or call me if you need me, I'll still be reachable for whatever.

Ho, ho, ho. Holiday cheer. And all that.

[Ray and Zari]

You're out of hot cocoa. And mini marshmallows.

'Tis a strange thing, being followed in the woods.

Stranger still to turn and think you've seen your own face. I miss G

Headed out to New Delhi to check for anyone here that I might know. There are some crossovers from my world to this one, but I haven't come across any Sanctuary Network locations. I thought New Delhi might be a good place to start searching in earnest.

I'm not expecting to find much, but it feels good to be doing something.

Having an extended honeymoon in the time stream wasn't what I was expecting when RayRay and I set out on our trip, but it's been a really interesting experience, looking through the history of this universe. Some things are the same. Some things are wildly different.

Thena in Mesopatamia? Hot. I mean that respectfully, of course.

No luck with Jemma yet, but I feel like we've gotten close a few times.

Anyway, I miss you all. How are my lovelies? What have you been up to?

Buckle in, folks, this is going to be a long one. I'll try to tl;dr where I can.

( GAME PLOT )

If you have questions, I'll do my best to answer, but a lot of this is in technical-ese and I didn't take that elective in high school. Sorry! (not sorry)

I'm about to be That Girl, because I don't want his special day to be eclipsed by our special day on Saturday, sooooo...

Happy Birthday, Babe!! 🥳🥳🥳

Now, no one ask Ray for anything today. Or me either. We're busy.

( [Fitz] )

Can anyone else see the top of a jagged mountain in the middle of the woods? I wasn't sure if I was seeing things, if this is a new geological feature, or if the trees have started to shed leaves in such a way that Clark's fortress is visible?

[Leonard, Sara, Cisco]

Would you be my groomspeople? I should have asked much sooner, but with everything going on it slipped my mind.

[Sara]

Will you be my Best Woman? Please? Of everyone you know me the best and let's face it, only you can keep those two from sniping at each other on the day.

( Everyone is Invited! )

_{(hand written note included with all delivered notices)}

No need to RSVP. If you've seen this on the net and/or gotten a paper version, I'm assuming your coming. Anyone needing overnight accommodations can drop a note to the network post. We have a block of rooms reserved.

See you there, assuming we're all back to normal by then!

Well damn. Kara's gone home it looks like. You'd think I'd get used to that alert by now but it still sucks.

[Raymond Palmer]

Be ready in 30 minutes. No, I'm not telling you what to pack. You just have to be prepared like the good little Eagle Scout you are.

[Zari Tarazi]

Stealing your husband-to-be for a few days. I'll try not to corrupt him too much but I make no promises.

[Sara Lance]

Taking Raymond away for a few days. Doing the whole bachelor party thing. You're welcome to join us. Or you could keep Zari occupied.

Okay, so the mood is understandably somber for obvious reasons, and I think we can all agree that no one wants fireworks nearby, but is anyone interested in trying to throw together a little Fourth of July picnic on the lawn at the Facility? Super low-key. Just a little food, a little music, maybe some lawn games and dancing. Anyone up for it?

Totally get it, if not.

[Science / Security / Medical]

There was an incident at the Lighthouse. Jemma's gone. I need every sensor and tracker we've got in here right now.

[...]

And a medical team.


[OOC: As implied in the log, the last several time loops slowly grew longer and longer between resets until it was about an hour in between, so it won't be immediately obvious to anyone that it's done-done until this message goes out.]

Based on the information I've been given I'm to understand that...

I'm in the oysterhuman realm.

In New York.

I don't suppose there's a place to get cup of actual tea?

I sort of thought if I found myself here it would be to locate Alice.

So technically I was finished last week but was too exhausted to post anything... but I'M DONE SELF STUDY!! All the tests are done! So officially done high school and it's summer vacation!!!

Hi, Friends! I know I've been kind of quiet, and my timing is terrible and my bestie is still gone, but here's the deal:

I'm getting married! 🥰

Now, for those of you who are new or just haven't been paying attention, I've helped organize a lot of our community weddings—joyfully, wholeheartedly, 10/10 would do again—but now that it's my turn, I have no idea what to do!

(Okay, I do. But lbr here, fam, my list is waaaaay too long 😅)

So I talked to RayRay, and we'd love to get your ideas.

Where should we get married? 🤔

[Legends]
Wanted to check in and make sure we're good. Cisco didn't react well to my news and I got a little paranoid that you guys might be mad too.


[Other Arrowverse folks (minus Cisco)]
Not sure if you guys have seen this on the network or heard it elsewhere, but Leonard Snart and I got married a few weeks ago.


[Cisco]
I'm sorry.

I have made a friend who has the same name as me. They are a cat and they cannot talk.

Do they belong to someone here?

A Red Portal Event has been detected for:

• John Constantine
  
• Robin Buckley
  
• Ray Palmer
  
• Zari Tarazi

(This is an automated alert, and replies are not monitored. For any concerns, please contact a member of Security or the Administrative staff directly.)

Well fuck.

So what's an ex-agent gotta do to get her job back at Stark Industries? Unless there's a paying gig at the Avengers' Facility.

Also, I'm stupid happy to learn my favorite bar is here! Who wants to go to Mollys with me?

привет!

Рэй поправил мой ошейник.

I have my voice again. Ray has fixed my collar. So I can talk without my suit.

Don’t worry, Cosmo isn’t too chatty so he won’t be bombarding the network with posts. I didn’t even realise his collar let him talk at first, I was just poking at the tech.

Been a bit absent from the net, but I'm back home now and looking forward to getting back into things.

[Science lab and light house]
I'm planning to come back on Monday, so I have no speech for the rest of the population yet...only that I appreciate how you all have handled things while I've been gone. I was able to focus on getting back to things because you all are so capable.

Thank you isn't enough. But thank you anyway.

[Wedding guests]
Thank you all for being there. It meant the world to us.

[Derek]
I'm going to try to come back to the lab on Monday...think you can help me out and be lab security for the day?

[Gideon]
I was speaking to Derek a while back before the ceremony, we should come up with an encrypted filter for network posts.

If the portals are taking requests for people to vanish, I would like to suggest the jackass that cut me off as I was coming back from a little road trip.

[Team Legends]

Any of you been portal-napped yet? If you don't respond I am assuming yes.

Who do I have to kill to get back to New Orleans?

I cannot stay here. I need to return to New Orleans immediately. There has to be a way back. Something we haven't tried.

And yes, I read the bloody email, but I refuse to give up so easily. To become complacent. Not when Hope needs me. Not when there is potentially something coming for me and her. I need to be there to protect her.

There has to be a better answer than that they are simply bloody 'working on it.'

So I have two questions for you.

It feels like we all need a little Christmas spirit. Is anyone interested in a Secret Santa Gift Exchange this year?

I'm putting together a movie schedule for the Game Room. Comment your favorite movies below and I'll add them to the calendar. I figure a movie a day until Christmas gives us room for 24.

I'm looking for a variety... sentimental ones, classics, comedies, horror films? I'd love to try everything this world has to offer.

[Arrowverse, Facility Staff, Hargreeves Fam]

There are huge amounts of Portal activity in Sokovia. Plus seismic spikes. Some of the portal energy signatures track with those of Cisco's creation.

The Waverider and ATOM are continuing to monitor and hopefully can pinpoint an exact location.

Is an extraction plan in progress?

[Filtered to Facility Employees + Arrowverse [aside from Cisco's account] + Hargreeves Family]

I am concerned about Mr. Ramon. His network conversations were out of character for him and as a precaution I attempted to locate his device. It is decidedly not in New York at the conference he was to be attending, but rather it is located in Europe. I am attempting to narrow down the exact location now, but as the device was disconnected after my attempt it will be approximate from when the last message was sent.

So, a friend reminded me that I hadn't checked in on here in a while. I hope everyone is okay after the strange October we had. Things got a little hectic there for a while, but across the globe reports are all saying the creatures are gone.

[Friends minus Z]

I think I missed our anniversary! This is terrible!

Recommendations for a place that makes a decent hot cocoa with mini marshmallows?

[Sara Lance]

You as bored as I am, assassin? Perhaps we should go out and find one of those "legal hobbies" you were talking about.

[Ray Palmer]

Would it be too presumptuous to assume you're still alive, Raymond?

I'm only new around here so can someone tell me: merman in the bathroom? Is that normal? He was kind cute.

Guess the portal thought I was having too good of a time here. I'd like to speak to it's manager and make a return.

I suppose this is the point in which the plan has gone off the rails. Time to throw it away.

Fifteen days? No sweat.

( [Cath] )

( [Kate, Natasha, Dick and Derek] )

[Anyone 25 and Under]

Are you 25 and under and not already going to Clint and Dylan's wedding as a guest?

Would you like to earn $300 for a few hours' work?

See below!

[Details]

Jobs will include:

• Set up
  
• Ushers
  
• Wait Staff
  
• Bartending and/or drink delivery (21+—I WILL know)
  
• Take down/clean up

If interested, drop me a line here.

So..I was thinking of hosting a dinner or something if people are into it? And dates that people are available are also helpful.


[ooc note: If you're some kinda arrowverse consider yourself invited)

Fair warning, if Clark and Krypto aren't back by the end of month, I'm breaking in and stealing all his flannels. On principle.

Or I'm just trying to manifest what I want to see in the world. I miss him

Did you children really think this was over?

Anyone who's experienced time fluctuations in the last forty-eight hours, please let me know if you're willing to be subjected to a few non-invasive tests over at the Lighthouse labs. I'm testing a theory.

( Lighthouse Residents )
( Jemma )
( Quentin )
( Henry )

I have several flavors of cupcakes to try, and am looking for taste testers.

( Details under cut )

( x-posted from IG @ 11.30am )

They say it takes 50,000 hours to master a new skill.

Anyway, there are 100 mini-chocolate soufflés and hand-cranked lemon verbena ice cream in the kitchen at the Facility for anyone who wants both/either.

The temporal scanner onboard the Waverider is going haywire with all this activity of late. My own time bubble experience flagged me up on the anachronism tracker too. Do we know if we can contact the TVA from here? Maybe they might have an idea of what’s going on?

[Ray]
Hey, you got a minute?

[Zari]
... Sooo adsfgh

If you are among the returned and have not yet been brought or come to Medical under your own power, we request you come by for a check-up at your earliest convenience.

Thank you, and welcome back.

( [Fitz] )

[Legends]
Are we all back? Do I need to fabricate some puppets?