Multiverse of Madness

I'm not feeling very thankful right now.

Can we just skip this holiday and start watching Christmas movies?

I saw an old friend today who I never expected to see again.

[ Eternals ]

Kingo, if you see Ikaris here in this house, he's here upon my invitation. And based on my insistence, I'm hoping to have him here more often.

And my ghost visitor was Gilgamesh.

Just as more of my family is taken, I see one member I never thought I would.

These hauntings seem unnecessarily cruel.

Got one of those "future flash" things just now.

Can't say it paints a very pretty picture.

[Sharon]
( Cut for Falcon and Winter Soldier spoilers )

Sorta random question, but did this planet used to have something huge buried in it that's since been replaced by an object of the same weight and mass?

I know there are still a few weeks left of summer, but I'm looking forward to autumn. I haven't experienced autumn weather for a long time.

[Eternals]

Now that we have our Prime back and things have settled with time, perhaps we should resume our investigations about the emergence?

[Ikaris]

You realize how inconvenient it is that you're not living in New Asgard now, don't you?

Hello, I'm Sersi. According to the people I met upon arrival I was here before, but unfortunately I don't remember.

[Eternals]
They also told me some of you are here as well. I apologize for my absence. If there's anything that needs my attention please let me know. In the meantime I'll be reading up on what I can.

That was three hours of my life I'll never get back.

"I can do this all day"? Really? A whole song?




[Five sat through Rogers: The Musical]

The beach might not be the most relaxing place for me anymore. Not after walking the length of it for hours before being able to leave it finally.

So I get the feeling we all need a distraction. Maybe to stop from worrying about our space cadets, or maybe to hit pause on freaking out about all the inadvertent time escapades. Or just take a break from the lab/computer/bureaucracy we’re entrenched in.

The weather’s decent and the beach is right there at New Asgard. I’m thinking a friendly volleyball tourney. Kenny Loggins soundtrack optional but strongly encouraged.

I'm going to assume I had fun last night at Clint's party, but to be honest, I think I'm the victim of one the time anomalies going around.

The whole evening keeps coming to me in fits and starts, but I'm not really clear on the sequence of events. What I really want to know is...

Did I really lose a bet and give someone a lap dance?

Okay, feeling a little bored around here...  Who wants to binge the greatest Bollywood film series of all time?  The Shadow Warrior series!  With subtitles, of course.

Oh. My. God. You know that joke "I spent a month there one afternoon"?

I just fucking LIVED it, and it was. Not. Fun.

I wanted to take some of my newly-returned wardrobe out for a spin, so I went into the city to go club-hopping. I had dinner, I drank, I danced, I flirted. I drank and danced and flirted some more, and even met a great guy, and one thing led to another and when I walked out his door the next morning I was BACK AT THE CLUB TWELVE HOURS EARLIER.

I lived that same twelve hours over and over and over and over again. No matter what I did, or where I went, time just kept resetting. And it wasn't just here in New York. I tried to escape by flying to Paris. Didn't help, except I got to experience the same morning in Paris half a dozen times before I was suddenly back at the club.

Nothing I did made a difference, as far as I can tell. It just...stopped. Which is scary. It could have gone on forever, for all I know.

This is... I have battled my way across the Nine Realms, but.... but a long island has not been on the list. I am the Lady Sif of Asgard.

Apologies to the Midgardian I punched, this doesn't appear to be quite the combat situation I had thought.

[Thor/Loki]

Shall I report to the palace? Is there a palace?

I don't know if we have Eurovision Song Contest at home but I'm obsessed. I suppose the advantage of Transia not existing here is that I can choose which nearby country to root for.

My brother and I have discussed Midgard's most unfortunate pregnancy. We would like to offer you our assistance. How about a discussion over dinner?

[ Eternals ]

So now that everyone is back, including Ikaris, and that the Asgardians know about the emergence, thanks to Ikaris, perhaps we should start considering who else we can recruit to assist us?

[ Ikaris ]

Loki questioned me about trust among us. I'm just giving you a heads up that I didn't say anything about what you did.

It's quite a relief to know that so many people are home now. I'm sorry to hear that some were injured physically or traumatized by their experiences in their alternate worlds.

I will be in my office during business hours each day this week should anyone need to get in touch with me for anything at all. Please don't hesitate to stop by.

I had to take a visit to the portal room today. Security said there was an iguana looking for me, or rather una iguana de apoyo emocional. Her words, not theirs. She speaks Spanish. She'd been in the portal room for a few days, but just started talking now and wanted me to come get her. I met her in Peru but she didn't talk then.

It took a few hours of convincing people that I wasn't a spy, but here I am, online at long last.

Hello.

Everyone else still here? Check in.

...Please.

Thor, I've been told you are living near this facility. Consider this a formal request for a sparring session.

Also, if there is anyone else who is immortal or nearly indestructible, I'm quite amenable to giving you a chance.

Just a bit of fun.

They have peeps at the store!!

Hello, my name is Sersi. I have just arrived here today, along with four members of my family, Kingo, Makkari, Thena, and Sprite. I apologize for startling the portal guard when we first arrived. The information provided by Mr. Stark on the data pad was most help, and I appreciate Derek for being so kind to us when we first arrived. I can understand how five people coming through a portal all at once would be a little shocking, but he handled it very well.

( Cut for Eternals Spoilers Just In Case )

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