Multiverse of Madness

So, a little something I like to do from time to time is to check in on the local happenings in the City. Imagine my surprise when I came across a couple of familiar faces in the local media coverage, who apparently were caught up in a bit of a hubbub at a climate change rally a week ago today!

( Spoiler Alert! It's Ava and Karli. )

Really admire the global-conscious spirit, ladies. 😉

[SharShar]

How's Madripoor?

Between keeping track of what's going on at SWORD and helping get things set up at the Lighthouse, I realize that I have missed a lot of comings and goings and should probably make an effort to actually get to know people.

So hi. I'm Monica Rambeau. Captain in the US Air Force. My mother, Maria, founded SWORD.

I have no idea what else to share.

Hi, I'm Ben.

I've actually been here for a while, so I already know a lot of you. (ha-ha, get it? Ben Here. I'm not funny, sorry)

I'm Klaus and Five's brother, and I came through with Klaus, but no one could see me. Still not sure what changed. Could be the house coming through. But now I have fingers and opposable thumbs that can actually hold a data pad and send out this message. Yay!

A few things:

( Tony )

( Team Science )

( Wanda and Vision )

( Pepper )

( May )

( Klaus and Five )

( Laura )

( Fellow Portalees )

((OOC Note: the above are not actual filters, I just didn't want to clutter up the comm with a long post.))

First weekend in a lifetime without obligations.

James, you get first say if you want more driving lessons. Or mini golf. You know, those Mother-Son bonding things we've been discussing.

( Yelena )

( Melina )

( Steve )

I feel like I could stretch out on the floor in the lab and sleep. Need more coffee.

Ooo, and a chocolate croissant.


[Dr. M. Vostokoff]

I have been working with Bucky on his brain for some time now. He is having some difficulties, and since you are the cause of them, I am reaching out to you for your insight.

I have a handful of brain scans from before my work with him, and after, and would like for you to take a look as well so that I can decide the next course of action.

... I have been informed that I need a hobby. And swords dont count.


[Frigga & Loki]
Would it be easier for you if I chose to stay elsewhere?

[Kid Loki]
Are you settled well? Do you need anything?


[Thor & Torunn]
Thank you.

So, no Thanos.

No Snap.

And the world's still a dumpster fire.

Sounds about right, unless I'm missing something?

What's your go-to solution, for when you can't get any sleep?

[John Walker]
Thanks again for the help the other day with the furniture, and not questioning it too much. Why I was removing it. It feels a bit easier, settling in now. When I have less to worry about.

... Anyway there's this bbq happening I think. Was going to make some grilled cheese. Want to go?

[Dr. Pym & Hope]
Sorry to break up what I'm sure is a touching reunion. We should discuss the matter of resources. I came through with nothing. Not even my suit, as it has been in... custody. What are we working with, and what do I need to obtain for us to move forward?

[Melina]
You mentioned already knowing some about me. Can I ask your insight on somebody else?

Valentina. Do you know of her? I am uncertain of her intentions, and I am not... looking to be played a fool. I've had many offers for my talents, to know that those that usually seek them aren't the types to trust.

[Valentina]
Still thinking about it, if you're wondering. Won't say no to more pastry bribery in the meantime.

Not sure who to ask but does anyone else work in Portal Security?

I was supposed to talk to Bucky this afternoon about helping out but I haven't seen him.

So, what's a gal got to do for a good latte around here?

I just saw the guy in the room across from me drinking out of an entire coffee pot.

I have made a new friend. If anyone should try to arrest her, be aware that I know where many of you sleep and I remain a fully trained and very deadly assassin.

Also, congratulations to Tony Stark for being alive still.

[Steve and Natasha]

Please come and help me get your son and his not-girlfriend to bed. They are passed out in the kitchen.


[Thor]

Do not be angry. Your girl is unconscious but safe. Apparently, my concoction worked. I would like to test it on you when you have the time.

Well this is all very dramatic. Feel like everyone would have learned better by now than to go poking at things they don't understand.

If you know who I am, there's no need for introduction. If you don't, keep it that way.

Here's a meme to lighten the mood:

[Melina Vostokoff and Torunn]

бабушка, My sister Torunn and I require some Vodka... maybe two bottles? Do you have any? Or could get some for your favorite grandson?

Hello, all.

Kara graciously took care of my Stark Industries duties for the week so I can concentrate on things at the compound. I will be in my office during regular business hours, but I do ask that you send me a message before joining me since my children may be there at any time.

I arranged catered meals for everyone at the compound until further notice. I appreciate those sending food, but I don't want anyone to burn out.

Birthday celebrations will continue as normal. Everything, in fact, will continue as normal. My husband is not dead so please do not act as if-

[Steve, Bruce]

I have a PR statement ready to go for when the public undoubtedly finds out about Tony. It is one of hope, not finality. I will not hear of it otherwise. Also, I would appreciate being included in any plans concerning my husband going forward.

[Thor]

Thank you for keeping up morale.

[Her kids]

I love you. Come watch a movie in my office with me. Kara left hot chocolate.

Listen.

I've trained my entire life to defeat a robot who killed my parents.

I've fought drones and even the Hulk once, sorta.

I've been training here, along side other heroes, and I've been doing portal security.


Never, have I ever, been trained on what to do when a magic child yeets a alligator in a crown at me.

I do not like this particular human emotion.

If anyone knows a Derek and/or Ivy Hale (married? siblings? don't know, don't care), they're fine. You can ask them yourselves when they wake up in 5-6 hours.

Incidentally, if anyone wants a finely crafted four poster bed made of black walnut, there's one in the portal room. You just have to wait for the aforementioned inhabitants to wake up.

Also, although I've been assured that this is not the case, if I find out all of this is some elaborate hoax manufactured by Morgan le Fay or my parents, I will burn everything to the ground.

Anyway, hi, I'm Nico.

( [Private to Melina] )

Note to self: take better notes this time around in case you get sucked through a cross dimensional portal and spat back out with zero memory of ever conducting any of this research.

On the plus side, I think I'm finally caught up with what I had figured out previously. On the minus side, I think I forgot dinner. And lunch. Also maybe breakfast.

Oops.

So much tension. Is it always so dramatic around here? I thought that was exaggerated in American television.


[Yelina]

I know you are too busy for your mother, but I think it would be a good idea to have dinner when your sister gets back.


[Natasha]

I have a favor to ask.

Check up with the docs have confirmed that my ribs are better. Less tender and I'm off low-activity. Can't over-do it, still not allowed to take any hits to the torso, but it's the right direction. And the MRI is clear. Means I'm back on the schedule and it's about time.

[Nat]
Now that your feet have been back on terra firma for a bit, you have a sec?

[Carmen]
I left a folder in your room. Take a look when you have a second.

This data pad feels like it might snap beneath my fingers, though I have been assured that it is sturdy. I am not sure I believe it.

It's usually when it's extra quiet that you should be even more suspicious. Should I come check for pulses or is Stark causing trouble elsewhere?

Did he sneak on board to go with Carol and Crew to space again?


[Clint]

You have two options: hitting things or classic James Bond films. You pick.


[Mamochka Melina]

So, how many people have you either run out of their current position or scared off to live else where?

Karaoke was a nice distraction, but I can't help but feel a little lost just now. and a little homesick I guess

I miss Barry and

For those having just arrived, if you could please stop by Medical at your earliest convenience, we'd appreciate it. Nothing terrible, but we like to keep a check on everyone to make sure we can accommodate any medical needs.

I think it goes without saying that the folks who went on their space trip should stop in for a quick check as well. Just to be safe.


[Zoe]
How are you and the baby doing? Are you running low on anything?

I've been here for a little over a week. I've been reading through the network and information shared. If you don't mind me asking...

For those of you who are not of this world/present universe-- What's the last thing you remember before you were pulled here through your portal? Has anyone from your world arrived here too at any point?

For anybody else, whatever happened to General Ross? All I saw was that he and others simply didn't return when they disappeared during the portal... accident.

Also. Apparently, I've skipped ahead 11 years? Are these dates all correct?

Oh shit. Now I see why Doctor Tam told me not to move too much...

Tell me someone got the license plate of the car that hit me?

So, first, I would like to apologize for the inconvenience caused to your welcoming guards. And the injuries. I hope you both recover very quickly.

Bruce Banner has explained this place to me and the information in the data pad has been very helpful.

My name is Melina Vostokoff. I am a scientist from Russia. I am from the year 2023, and was one of those who was snapped. I believe that is the term some of you are using. I have reason to believe my daughter, Natasha Romanoff has been here, but is not at the moment? If someone could explain to me where she is, that would be appreciated.

Tag dump, please ignore