2:30 PM
I really don't find this funny in the least bit. How the fuck did my box get here? I don't know how I feel about what decided to show up in my room. You can send it back now, thanks.
I really don't want to deal with this box. I would say this was a sick joke from someone on the train, but I know it isn't. Only two people know about this stuff and they wouldn't do that.