This really isn't where I expected to wake up today. I don't know whether to be a little freaked out or a lot freaked out.
Did I piss someone off to land me here? I don't remember pissing anyone off lately. If I did, seriously, you just got to tell me and I'll try and make it right. Conversely, if this is a prank, this isn't funny so much as a
lot of effort to go to. So... kudos for that? I guess.
My head hurts.