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31st December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Twelve Dates of Christmas (or A Dirty Dozen) (Bill/Tonks, Bill/various)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]silvernatasha
From: [info]ragdoll

Title: The Twelve Dates of Christmas (or A Dirty Dozen)
Characters/Pairings: Bill/Tonks, Bill/Minerva, Bill/Pansy, Bill/Rosmerta, Bill/Hermione, Bill/Parvati, Bill/Lavender, Bill/Millicent, Bill/Narcissa, Bill/Angelina, Bill/Hestia, Bill/Ginny, Bill/Helga (implied)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: anal sex, blindfolding, blow jobs, bondage, corsets, cunnilingus, D/s, discipline, drug use (opium), exhibitionism, frottage, hate sex, ice/sensation play, incest fantasies, lap dancing, mutual masturbation, orgasm denial, outdoor sex, pegging, ravishment play, rimming, role-playing, spanking, tattooing (mendhi), verbal humiliation, voyeurism, wanking
Other Warnings/Content: age disparity, erotic traditional dancing, femme!dom, implied food smut, motorboating, nipple clamps (implied), smoking, student/teacher fantasy, do not operate heavy machinery or mix with alcohol
Word Count: 8100
Summary/Description: Bill Weasley is a man of many talents and many kinks. Luckily, he has a Metamorphmagus girlfriend to indulge them all.
Author's Notes: You asked for twelve kinks and/or twelve separate partners for Mr William Arthur Weasley, dear recipient, and I so have complied. Although there are definitely more than a dozen kinks herein. But definitely twelve partners. Well, technically a baker's dozen if you consider Helga's inclusion, so I suppose Bill gets to shag (or be shagged) by a virtual coven of witches. Lucky boy.

Along with your prompts, this story was inspired by "Sex (I'm a...)" by Berlin and "Kiss" by Prince.

I hope you enjoy this and that you had the kinkiest of Kristmases.

Thanks to S, K and C for all their help with betaing as well as T & R for handholding, betaing and psychotherapy. Without you, I am nothing.

Thanks to the DD mods for their patience and encouragement.

The Twelve Dates of Christmas (or A Dirty Dozen) )
29th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Earth-bound (Sprout/Luna)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]songquake
From: [info]pre_raphaelite1

Title: Earth-bound
Characters/Pairings: Sprout/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: D/s, Bondage, Watersports, Teacher/student
Other Warnings/Content: Object insertion and fat appreciation
Word Count: 2070
Summary/Description: Luna needs to heal in the years after the war, to find a place to live again.
Author's Notes: Oh lovely Wisher, I jumped on this one as soon as I saw your request for fat appreciation. There's just not enough attention and love given the the beautiful bounty of a large woman. I hope I've done that justice, especially since the fic went its own way and refused your request for some Santa references. Instead, we have Sprout much as an earth goddess, which, let's be honest, is a hell of a lot sexier than old St. Nick. :P This is also, partially, as a result of recently teaching The Secret Garden.
Additional adoration and love to our beloved Rowan who had to deal with my extreme tardiness on submitting this. Life got massively in the way, but I was determined to finish this.

Earth-bound )
27th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Mermaid's Suede (Charlie/Neville)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kabal42
From: [info]coffee_n_cocoa

Title: Mermaid’s Suede
Characters/Pairings: Charlie/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: bondage, leather (sort of)
Other Warnings/Content: plant porn
Word Count: 2958
Summary/Description: It was difficult to imagine such an affable bloke as being so, well, kinky, if Charlie hadn’t witnessed it firsthand.

Author's Notes: I hope you enjoy this! I had a lot of fun writing it. Happy holidays to you!

Mermaid’s Suede )
26th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: My Pretty Pet (Godric/Salazar)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]nehalenia
From: [info]venturous

Title: My Pretty Pet
Characters/Pairings: Godric/Salazar
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Bondage, D/s
Other Warnings/Content: Someone is watching
Summary/Description: Prompt: Godric is called to battle rebellious hill tribes in the south/west (think Wales). He returns with a unique war-prize: a pale skinned, dark-haired youth (16-18) of exceptional beauty. His name? Salazar Slytherin. Before he went off to war, Godric's chief ambition & interest was in building Hogwarts. Now, however, his main interest seems to be spending as much time as possible in bed with young Salazar. Disturbed by this behavior, Rowena decides to investigate. Just what kind of hold does this beautiful boy have over Godric? And which of them is really the master or the slave? Big bonus points for Voyeur!Rowena getting an eyeful of what goes on in the bedchamber, and for Salazar manipulating Godric while allowing himself to be dominated.
Artist's Notes: Alas my more polished version died in a photoshop crash this week. I hope the essence of your prompt is still fullfilled, Dear Deviant.

My Pretty Pet [NWSArt] )
25th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: Challenge Accepted (Snape/McGonagall)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]venturous
From: [info]akatnamedeaster

Title: Challenge Accepted
Characters/Pairings: Snape/McGonagall
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Bondage, corsets, D/s
Other Warnings/Content: Implied use of riding crop [Characters represented are over the age of 18... some more so than others.]
Artist's Notes: This is not my usual fare but the pairing is one I have a soft spot for. I hope you enjoy this take on your prompt, Mystery Recipient.

Challenge Accepted [NWS Art] )
23rd December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Good Things Come to Those Who Wait
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]leela_cat
From: A Wicked Watcher: [info]dexstarr

Title: Good Things Come to Those Who Wait
Characters/Pairings: Narcissa/Pansy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Touch
Other Warnings/Content: Bondage, cross-gen
Word Count: ~2100
Summary/Description: Narcissa can be patient, very patient, until she doesn’t want to be.
Author's Notes: Mystery recipient, I hope you enjoy! I tried to incorporate as much of your request as I could. Thanks to L. for reading.

Good Things Come to Those Who Wait )
22nd December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Turnabout (Sprout/McGonagall)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kelly_chambliss
From: [info]songquake

Title: Turnabout
Characters/Pairings: Sprout/McGonagall
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: D/s, bondage, cool magic (I hope!)
Other Warnings/Content: Compulsion Charms, erotic use of plants, genital abuse, orgasm control, Old Lady Smut!
Word Count: ~4k
Summary/Description: All work and no play makes Minerva a terribly dull gay.
Author's Notes: Mystery Recipient, I hope you enjoy this! While I wouldn't necessarily consider this a comedy piece (which I know you didn't want!), Pomona made it perfectly clear that Minerva was not to take herself too seriously. I hope the mix of sternness and tenderness balances the humour for you!

Turnabout )
21st December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: These aren't your usual Christmas Crackers... (Neville/Ginny)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]coffee_n_cocoa
From: [info]its_art

Title: These aren't your usual Christmas Crackers...
Characters Neville/Ginny
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Light bondage, temperature play (ice cubes)

These aren't your usual Christmas Crackers... [NWS Art] )
18th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: Bête Noire (Sirius/Snape)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]sabethea
From: [info]vividzephyr

Title: Bête Noire
Characters/Pairings: Sirius Black/Severus Snape
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Bondage, hate sex, non-con/rape, anal, dungeons.
Other Warnings/Content: None. [Characters represented are over the age of 18.]
Artist's Notes: First time trying this pairing and some of these kinks, but I'm happy with how it turned out. Enjoy~

Bête Noire [NWS Art] )
17th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Let It Snow (Remus/Sirius)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]celandineb
From: A Wicked Watcher: [info]flaminia_x

Title: Let It Snow
Characters/Pairings: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: light bondage, dirty talk, a tiny bit of D/s, tickling, snowballs, snowballing, toes? And oh, the manseks.
Other Warnings/Content: Cuteness?
Word Count: ~1500
Summary/Description: Whatever will the boys do to amuse themselves one cold, snowy, blustery Christmas at Hogwarts?
Author's Notes: I do hope this is Kinky enough for Kristmastime! I certainly had fun writing it – actually, it kind of seemed to write itself! Enjoy – I know they, and I, did!

Let It Snow )
16th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: Sweet Vengeance (Severus/Neville)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]serpenscript
From: [info]prayer_at_night

Title: Sweet Vengeance
Characters/Pairings: Severus, Neville
Rating: NC-17 to be on the safe side / NSFW
Kinks/Themes Included: caning, prison!sex, dub-con
Other Warnings/Content: bondage
Artist's Notes: Dear Mystery Recipient, first off: Thank you for being a Daily Deviant, and for all the smutty goodness we all have surely gotten from you in this comm. Now that that's said, I want to say a thing or two about this picture. Your awesome prompt instantly gave me an idea, and I originally planned on writing a story to accompany this artwork. Alas, I just can't write. *facepalm* The plot bunny is slowly eating the flesh off my bones, but I just couldn't wrestle the story bits into any kind of presentable form, so you only get the picture alone. I'm sorry!
The prompt deserves much more story, more reasons and background information than I could ever put into one single picture.
Let me just say this about my idea: Since they couldn't use Dementors anymore and had a bit of a lack of staff problem after the war, the Ministry had the magnificent idea to establish the Volunteer Warden System. The VWs can do with the prisoners whatever they want as long as everybody survives.
This, of course, serves two different purposes: The Ministry don't have to send official wardens there, and the Wizarding community can take revenge on the captured prisoners and get rid of their bad feelings.
Sounds like a good idea, yes? ;)
Erm... I honestly hope that you like this a bit, and I wish you a wonderful Christmas time! :-*

Sweet Vengeance [NWS Art] )
16th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Taking Charge (Harry/Draco/Blaise)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]elfflame
From: A Wondrous Watcher: [info]alafaye

Title: Taking Charge
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco/Blaise
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: D/s, directed play
Other Warnings/Content: Threesome, blow job, fingering, handcuffs
Word Count: 1931
Summary/Description: Draco is getting fed up with his lovers fighting over him all the time, so he decides to show them how to love each other.
Author's Notes: Thanks to my beta, F [full name to reappear post-reveals].

Taking Charge )
15th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Never Pure and Rarely Simple (Pomona/Xiomara, Pomona/Narcissa)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]thegildedmagpie
From: [info]woldy

Title: Never Pure and Rarely Simple
Pairings: Pomona/Xiomara Hooch, Pomona/Narcissa, hints of Pomona/Bellatrix
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Dubcon, torture, begging, orgasm control
Other Warnings/Content: Knifeplay, kidnapping, bondage, voyeurism, graphic violence
Word Count: ~3,400 words
Summary: Pomona holds her secrets close. What really happened that afternoon in Knockturn Alley, or that night in Malfoy Manor? Whose hand held the knife that gave her those scars?
Author's Notes: I don't know if this is an adequately dark or kinky response to your wonderful prompt, but I had a great time planning and writing it. Many thanks to my beta, J.

Never Pure and Rarely Simple )
10th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Sanctuary (Harry/Draco/Bill)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for:  [info]leela_cat
From: [info]lokifan

Title: Sanctuary
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco/Bill (Draco/Bill established relationship)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: blindfolds, bondage, long hair kink
Other Warnings/Content: Little bit of D/s
Word Count: ~3900
Summary/Description: When Harry goes to them, he isn’t running away from the bleak, lonely parts of life any more. He’s running towards something better.
Author's Notes: Short but hopefully sweet. Thanks so much to my fantastic last-minute betas R and E!

Sanctuary )
8th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Repeat Offenders (Sprout/McGonagall/Pince + Neville)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kelly_chambliss
From: [info]thegildedmagpie

Title: Repeat Offenders
Characters/Pairings: Sprout/McGonagall/Pince with Neville watching
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: voyeurism, orgasm delay, corsets
Other Warnings/Content: cunnilingus, mild erotic discipline, bit of dirty talk, and a slightly violent DH-era flashback.
Word Count: 3860
Summary/Description: After DH, Neville returns to Hogwarts as Professor Sprout's assistant. In between learning to call his former teachers by their first names and cope with their odd senses of humor, he goes to return some library books and learns all he never wanted to know about the penalties for failing to renew on time.
Author's Notes: So this happened. Some of the relationships in this fic evolved completely unintentionally; it was delightful to write. I will provide the additional flashback, which features NEWT-student Minerva and an eleven-year-old Pince, on request; it was sort of a warm-up drabble but it didn't work properly in a story from Neville's POV.

Professor Sprout said Neville should call her Pomona now ... )
8th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Photographic Inspiration (Harry/Draco/Ron)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]mindabbles
From: [info]celandineb

Title: Photographic Inspiration
Pairings: Harry/Draco/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: anal, rimming, dirty talk
Other Warnings/Content: bondage, blowjobs
Word Count: 2245
Summary/Description: Draco takes a risk and is amply rewarded.
Author's Notes: I was inspired by the idea of Harry/Draco/a Weasley, so you get a threesome, mystery recipient!

Photographic Inspiration )
5th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Problem With Malfoy (Harry/George/Draco)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]celandineb
From: [info]elfflame

Title: The Problem With Malfoy
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Harry/George/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: voyeurism/exhibitionism
Other Warnings/Content: workplace sex, blowjobs, light bondage
Word Count: 2237
Summary/Description: Draco and Harry have been seeing each other since shortly after Draco started to work for George, and it's really beginning to drive him spare. He's not even sure which of them he wants more.
Author's Notes: Thank you to my usual beta, who will remain nameless for now. I hope this works for what you wanted, recipient. I had a lot of fun with it.

The Problem With Malfoy )
3rd December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Black Queen, Dark Pawn (Bellatrix/Severus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]akatnamedeaster
From: [info]pale_moonlight

Title: Black Queen, Dark Pawn
Characters/Pairings: Bellatrix Black/Severus Snape, past Bellatrix/Narcissa.
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Naive virgin!Snape, first time, dub-con.
Other Warnings/Content: Magical dildo play. Mentions of dark experiments of a sexual nature, incest, and violence against a child.
Word Count: 4,274
Summary/Description: Bellatrix Black is governed by the desire to break the chains of boredom and understand what life is about.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my wonderful beta, who had it back to me in no time at all despite the fact that she was very busy that weekend and isn't partial to the characters and kinks. ♥

Black Queen, Dark Pawn )
29th October 2011 01:00 - Fic: 'The Greater Snarled Fitterbloom', Neville Longbottom/Pomona Sprout, NC-17
Title: The Greater Snarled Fitterbloom
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Professor Neville Longbottom/Madam Pomona Sprout
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: silence
Other Warnings: bondage, teacher/student roleplay, orgasm denial
Word Count: about 2350
Summary/Description: Professor Longbottom invites his Herbology ex-Professor back to Hogwarts.

...Indeed, he could still hardly believe it was true; that a drunken feast, an overheard conversation and an over-bold flurry of letter-writing could have lead to this... It was often said that Gryffindor bravery and recklessness were close bedfellows, was it not? This morning, he felt very Gryffindor indeed.


Author's Notes: I had great fun using a popular trope with less-popular characters, here. :-) Also, a big nod to the various DD authors/artists who have created work to include Professor!Neville's kinky plants.


The Greater Snarled Fitterbloom )
23rd September 2011 22:30 - Fic: Rewarding Bad Behaviour (Severus/Harry/Draco/Hermione, NC-17)
Title: Rewarding Bad Behaviour
Author: [info]kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Hermione/Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Begging, nipple play, pervertibles
Other Warnings: D/s, polyamory, rimming, frottage, bondage, spanking, a Daddy/little girl relationship that's not gone into more than the use of the word.
Word Count: 3,200
Summary/Description: Severus knows it's important to punish bad behaviour before it gets out of hand.
Author's Notes: This grouping was chosen by [info]kitty_fic on the occasion of her birthday. It was a lot harder to write a foursome than I thought it would be! With love to [info]uniquepov and [info]kitty_fic for the beta (yes, she beta'd her own present – I was wibbling!)

Rewarding Bad Behaviour )
17th September 2011 16:22 - Fic: Say It Right (Draco/Hermione, NC17)
Title: Say It Right
Author: [info]ldymusyc
Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Begging.
Other Warnings: Bondage and blindfolds? XD
Word Count: 1925
Summary/Description: Now he knows what she wants and he gives it to her, in a heavy, groaning voice. He pleads with her, asks her over and over again.
Author's Notes: Totally in a girl-on-top kind of mood this month. *nodnod*

Say It Right )
17th September 2011 01:00 - Art: "Voldemort's Dog" (Voldemort/Severus, NC-17, NSFW)
Title: Voldemort's Dog
Artist: [info]osmalic
Media: PS
Characters/Pairings: Voldemort/Severus
Rating: NSFW/NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: begging
Other Warnings: bondage, master/slave implications
Artist's Notes: Goblet of Fire: Severus Snape was the last to answer Voldemort's summons. Voldemort understands.

After all, Severus is a dog. )
27th August 2011 23:56 - FIC: Apprentice (Hard R, Draco/Charlie)
Title: Apprentice
Author: [info]songquake
Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Charlie Weasley
Rating: Hard R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Dark Wizards, body writing, alternative pairing. One might be able to pretend this is an authority role-play, too (you can also read it as a straight *cough* scene between an authority figure and a subordinate).
Other Warnings: Interpretation of the Erastes/eromenos trope, serious submission, magical bondage.
Word Count: ~1900
Summary/Description: Charlie embarks on a new career path.
Author's Notes: Some of the descriptions of Dark magic can be credited to Resonant's unbelievably evocative ones in her classic, Transfigurations. Many thanks to H, who was on-site for the hurricane and did my beta-read. (*Crossing fingers that internet will hold long enough to let me post this time!*)


Apprentice )
9th August 2011 06:55 - FIC: Instincts (R, Luna/various)
Title: Instincts
Author: [info]silvernatasha
Characters/Pairings: Luna/Lavender, Luna/Ginny, Luna/Gabrielle
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Body writing
Other Warnings: Femmeslash, light bondage, tattooing
Word Count: 3,011
Summary/Description: There are many sides to Luna's sexual nature.
Author's Notes: I know this is late, but it's probably still the 8th somewhere, right? Thank you to [info]uniquepov for beta reading.

Instincts )
24th July 2011 01:23 - FIC: "Devotions," Lucius/Severus, Death Eaters/Severus, NC-17
Title: Devotions
Author: [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Lucius/Severus trying unsuccessfully to pretend it's Voldie/Severus
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: sensory deprivation, magical charms, fingering
Other Warnings: In rough order of appearance: Dubious consent and coercion (who the hell says to the Dark Lord, “no, actually I'd rather not be your sex toy tonight, let's play checkers instead”), plus bondage, depilation, public display/exhibitionism, face slapping, oral sex, bukakke, oral insertions of an orgiastic nature. Also, flagrant abuse of italics.
Word Count: 3020
Summary/Description: Severus, bound and blindfolded, proves himself to his Lord, while Lucius develops a “thing” for the newest initiate.
Author's Notes: Special thanks to [info]pre_raphaelite1, who is always designated L.A. for “lovely assistant” in my anthropology papers, and has earned her moniker again by helping me scientifically determine the exact amount of space required between the bound hands for some of Sev's plot-relevant positions to be possible.

Severus might even enjoy this if ... )
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