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3rd January 2018 23:15 - ART: Severus Snape/Gilderoy Lockhart (M)
Title: Everyone Old is New Again
Artist: mywitch
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Gilderoy Lockhart
Rating: M
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Everything Old is New
Other Warnings/Content: butt sex!
Summary/Description: When Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes comes out with a temporary age adjusting potion, Severus and Gilderoy decide to take their young selves out for a spin.
Artist's Notes: Inspired by the Fallen Angel stories by purplefluffycat.
Also, my most sincere apologies for being late!!!

Everyone Old is New )
17th July 2015 01:13 - Art: Twice is coincidence, third time's a pattern
Title: Twice is coincidence, third time's a pattern.
Artist: ahundredvisions
Media: Pen and ink
Characters/Pairings: Ludo Bagman/Gilderoy Lockhart
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Anal sex, bordellos, alternate pairing
Other Warnings: N/A
Artist's Notes: This was a fun one! That lucky lamp :P. Forgive the pornstache on Ludovic... It's supposed to feel dirty...

Sneak a peak )
27th April 2013 00:17 - Fic: 'Tales for an April Fool', Albus/Severus, George/Angelina, Gilderoy, Minerva, N-H Nick
Title: Tales for an April Fool
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters/Pairings: Nearly-Headless Nick, Albus Dumbledore/Severus Snape, George Weasley/Angelina Johnson, Dolores Umbridge, Gilderoy Lockhart/Minerva McGonagall
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Unfortunate incidents (the silly side of sex)
Other Warnings: Voyeurism, object insertion, unwitting swallowing of semen, self-bondage/dollification
Word Count: ~3400

Summary/Description: According to Nearly-Headless Nick, "The one boon - if there must be one - of this half-alive existence is that one gets to watch."

After several hundred years of disembodied floating, gosh he has seen a lot of things! And some of them are really quite ridiculous...

Author's Notes: I had great fun with this little collection of tales. A very belated Happy April Fool's Day to you all!

Tales for an April Fool )
3rd December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Dallying With Dark Wizards (Snape/Lockhart)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]purplefluffycat
From: [info]islandsmoke

Title: Dallying With Dark Wizards
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Gilderoy Lockhart
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: furs, potions, charms, corsets, foodsmut, romance
Other Warnings/Content: delayed orgasm
Word Count: ~3000
Summary/Description: "It just goes to show there is some truth in the phrase, 'opposites attract'."
Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas! I hope this fulfills your wishes. (Many thanks to my sweet beta.)

Dallying With Dark Wizards )
24th March 2011 23:15 - FIC: "The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings," various thinly veiled teachers, R
Title: The Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings
Authors: [info]pre_raphaelite1 and [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Fil(ius Flitwick), (Po)Mona (Sprout), "Mr. Snap"(e), "Madam" (Pomfrey), a Professor (Slughorn), a Prefect (Weasley), a Seer (Trelawney), a Caretaker (Filch), a Headmaster (obvious), (Gilde)Roy "Hartlock," and McPuss-in-Boots (also too obvious to dignify with a parenthetical).
Rating: R
Content/Warnings: Perversion of childhood memories, bad language, watersports, voyeurism, orgies, student/teacher, rectal exams/medical fetish, dubcon, various magical creature cameos which may or may not count as bestiality, references to public sex locations, Dumbledore's pants.
Word Count: 1109 (but some of it is "poetry")
Author's Notes: We are pleased to announce our long-awaited collaboration upon the total defilement of your childhood. Er, that is ... Fred and George are pleased to announce ... yeah.

A Little Wizard's Book of Slutty Goosings )
12th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Two Can Keep A Secret (Snape/Lockhart)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]purplefluffycat
From: A Wicked Watcher: [info]tjs_whatnot

Title: Two Can Keep A Secret
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Gilderoy Lockhart
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Cross-dressing,
Other Warnings: light-bdsm, rimming, oral sex, orgasm denial, felching, spanking, ball-gag
Word Count: 7,800
Summary: Some call it “play” and others call it “torture.” Severus Snape spends his Christmas remembering what he alone knows.
Author's Notes: This is quite possibly the filthiest thing I’ve ever written! Thank you Daily Deviants for allowing me to play! Also, thank you to my Mistress of Porn who also is an amazing Mistress of Passive Voice! I hope I made you proud! Remaining mistakes are all my own.

Two Can Keep A Secret  )
2nd December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: In the Eye of the Beholder (Gilderoy Lockhart/Albus Dumbledore)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ceria
From: [info]lee_west

Title: In the Eye of the Beholder
Characters/Pairings: Gilderoy Lockhart/Albus Dumbledore, implied Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Oral Sex/Oral Fetish; Role Playing
Other Warnings: Erm...not sure if the ending qualifies as dubious con.
Word Count: 1,224
Summary/Description: It's all in the eye of the beholder. Beauty and gold locks alike.
Author's Notes: A zillion thanks to my amazing beta, S.

In the Eye of the Beholder )
27th April 2009 04:06 - Fic: 'Fallen Angel,' Severus Snape/Gilderoy Lockhart, NC-17
Apologies that this is a few hours late from where I'm standing... I imagine it's still the 26th somewhere, though! ;-)

Title: Fallen Angel
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters: Severus Snape/Gilderoy Lockhart
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Prostitution, masturbation, boys in drag
Themes/kinks chosen: Sex shows, Underwear as a fetish
Word Count: 3700
Summary: When Gilderoy Lockhart is cured and released from St. Mungo's, he is little prepared for how the world has moved on without him. Increasingly desperate for cash, he acedes to an unlikely opportunity...

Author's notes: One of the darker scenarios I have written, here, but it aims not be be all doom and gloom. They say you can't keep a good man down, after all ;-)


Fallen Angel )
26th February 2009 23:54 - Fic: Advantage, in Auburn or Blonde
Title: Advantage, in Auburn or Blonde
Author: [info]purplefluffycat
Characters: *deep breath* Albus/Rufus, Horace/Gilderoy, Rufus/Percy. Mentions of Albus/Arthur, Albus/Percy and Gilderoy/Draco
Rating NC-17
Warnings: Chan (but all characters depicted are over 16), somewhat non-linear...
Themes/kinks chosen: Catamite (also contains masturbation and voyeurism)
Word Count: About 3750
Summary: A fine Professorial tradition, traced over several decades.

Author's notes: This is my first fic for [info]daily_deviant; I hope it pleases!
This started out merely as something suitably naughty, but I was pleased when it seemed to develop a story of sorts. Please don't let the rare-pairs put you off! ;-)

Advantage, in Auburn or Blonde )
19th January 2009 20:17 - Gold on Black
Title: Gold on Black
Artist: [info]littleblackbow
Media: Pencil and paper
Characters: GL/SB
Rating: Hard, hard R?
Warnings: none
Themes/kinks chosen: Awkward sex/hurt comfort
Artist's notes: This was my own request from Kinky Kristmas.

Gold on Black )
5th July 2008 00:18 - Fic: Visitation (Gilderoy Lockhart, NC-17)
Title: Visitation
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Gilderoy Lockhart/OC
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Het? That's about it. Oh, and there may be some, um, crackiness.
Themes/kinks chosen: Courtship. Oh, and I may have slipped another one in there. See if you can spot it.
Word Count: ~1400
Summary: Gilderoy could always find her.
Author's notes: Ok, so the blame for this goes squarely on the shoulders of [info]eeyore9990, who somehow switched my muse for hers. That's my theory, anyway.
Thanks to [info]sevfan, who never complains no matter what I send her to read. :)
And, as always, nothing you recognize is mine.

Visitation )
20th May 2008 14:56 - Ron Weasley Discovers..., NC-17, fic
Title: Ron Weasley Discovers the Existence of Candy Coated Sparkly Come
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters: Ron Weasley, Gilderoy Lockhart
Rating: NC-17 (for themes)
Warnings: Non-con (because unconscious men cannot give consent), underage (WAY underage, Ron is 12/13)
Themes/kinks chosen: Fainting
Word Count: ~1300
Summary: Ron is left with Lockhart while Harry goes to rescue Ginny from the Chamber of Secrets.
Author's notes: A few, bolded bits in the beginning of the fic (mostly dialogue) are taken directly from the end of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. This fic is based on yesterday's art by [info]littleblackbow. Huge thanks to her for this collab!

Ron Weasley Discovers the Existence of Candy Coated Sparkly Come )
19th May 2008 09:29
Title: Ron Weasley and the Chamber of OMGsekritslikewhoa!
Artist: [info]littleblackbow
Media: Pen and ink and markers
Characters: Ron Weasley, Gilderoy Lockhart
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Chan (Ron is 12), sparkly semen, innate wrongness
Themes/kinks chosen: Fainting
Artist's notes: This was... oh, I'm so going to hell. Thankfully, I'll have company since [info]eeyore9990 will be posting a fic to go along with it shortly. Oh yes, this is only half of it. The hotness shall follow in text format.
Art preview:

Prepare yourselves, my friends. )
15th March 2008 08:55 - Fic: A Deceptive Play (Kingsley/Gilderoy, R)
Title: A Deceptive Play
Author: [info]ceria
Characters: Kingsley Shacklebolt / Gilderoy Lockhart
Rating: R
Warnings: n/a
Themes/kinks chosen: corsets
Word Count: about 2,800
Summary: An Auror hunting for a rogue wizard
Author's notes: Thank you, Elf, for the beta and everything else that goes with that.

Read more... )
9th February 2008 00:14 - Art, Mock Marriages, NC 17+, Lockhart, "You May Kiss The Groom"
Title: You May Kiss The Groom
Artist: [info]blackcoyote
Media: Artline Pen, Photoshop2
Characters: Lockhart/Lockhart, Rita Skeeter (as bystander)
Compliant to: All the books.
Rating: NC 17+ for graphic nudity, Implied Sexual Situation (NWS!)
Warnings: Implied m/m narcissistic pairing, Graphic frontal male nudity, Sex-scene, Implied voyeurism, crudely sketched 6-pack abs.
Theme/kink: February 08 - Mock Marriages

Summary: It turned out that using the Mirror of Erised in Gilderoy's therapy had some unexpected side-effects, but in the end St. Mungo's decided it was probably best to go along with the wishes of their most famous patient. In the name of therapy, of course...
Notes: Drawn for the [info]daily_deviant February 08 - Mock Marriages Theme.
Disclaimer: The characters & settings in this picture (c) J. K. Rowling, Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic, and Warner Brothers. This artist recognises that this image and scenario is a derivative work that may depart from the original Canon and/or the original Author's creative intent.
Image under cut unsuitable for viewers under the age of majority in your country. If this applies to you, do not click on this link ) Sorry once again for being late - rl has been getting extra busy lately :P

[ETA] I've used a spare LJ to host the pic, so it should be more viewable now
7th January 2008 00:31 - Fic: "An Orange Sort of Day" (Gilderoy Lockhart/Hermione Granger, Adult)
Title: An Orange Sort of Day
Rating: NC17, course.
Pairing: Gilderoy Lockhart/Hermione Granger
Kinks: Dubious consent (dubious twice, I suppose, but also entirely willing; I am aware this makes no sense), blowjobs, uhhh narcissism?
Warnings: see kink. Also, some degree of crack; the pairing is not so much with the sane and Gilderoy is still at St. Mungo's.
Summary: It's an orange sort of day, but then Gilderoy has a guest, and things start to look up.
A/N: This month's theme is to use a past theme. I went to the themes post and scrolled all the way to the end, and the very last thing there is this pairing, the alternate pairing for March 06. Now, I suppose I was supposed to use a theme rather than a pairing, but alas, I saw that, and away we went. So. There it is. Thanks to Leni Jess and Amanuensis for the quickie betas.

An Orange Sort of Day )
31st August 2007 15:27 - Fic: Special Medicine (Pye/Lockhart, NC-17)

Title: Special Medicine
Author: [info]emiime
Characters: Augustus Pye/Gilderoy Lockhart
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dub-con, crazy person sex.
Kinks chosen: Straitjacket
Word Count: 1185
Summary: Augustus Pye is the only one Lockhart will respond to on his bad days.
Author's notes: My summary makes this sound far more innocuous than it is, I'm afraid. Defriend and/or shun me at will. Although this is entirely the fault of [info]freckles42.

 

 

 

 

 

I like lavender robes, too... )
31st August 2007 22:56 - [ART]: "Break With a Banshee" (Gilderoy/male!Banshee; R)
Artist: [info]gold_loewin
Theme:
- D/s - writing/negociating one's preference list/contract. (Both the Dominant and the submissive's)
- Serenading: To sing to your chosen one ♥
- Safe sex: The wizarding interpretation of it.
Warnings: implied masturbation and frottage
Rating: R
Media: pencil, watercolor, photoshop
Compliant to: Maybe CoS? No DH spoilers! :)
Art preview:





The rest of the information for this painting/drawing may contain DH spoilers. Click the cut for full header and art. )
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