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- there is no such thing as 'too kinky'
 
19th May 2008 09:29
Title: Ron Weasley and the Chamber of OMGsekritslikewhoa!
Artist: [info]littleblackbow
Media: Pen and ink and markers
Characters: Ron Weasley, Gilderoy Lockhart
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Chan (Ron is 12), sparkly semen, innate wrongness
Themes/kinks chosen: Fainting
Artist's notes: This was... oh, I'm so going to hell. Thankfully, I'll have company since [info]eeyore9990 will be posting a fic to go along with it shortly. Oh yes, this is only half of it. The hotness shall follow in text format.
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Comments 
19th May 2008 09:53
Ahahahaha! Wheee! Gilderoy's Sparkly Come™ FTW! Hahaha, I can't wait til tomorrow. *snicker*
19th May 2008 09:58
Yeah, seriously. Who knew that his sparkle charms would extend to that sort of thing.

Then again, you know, I always thought that whomever was lucky enough to fuck the man would pull away to find that he'd forevermore be blessed with a glitterdick!
19th May 2008 10:02
......hahahaha. Oh. Oh oh oh. You shouldn't say things like that to me. *plots evil things*
19th May 2008 10:04
If you write me Snartporn!, I will illustrate it.
19th May 2008 10:19
Oh God, there is never enough art/fic about Lockhart.

This is priceless, I love the colors and everything about Gilderoy. Wow.
19th May 2008 12:28
Never enough! How very true. I have some gilderoy fic on my journal. It's so fun to write. ^_^
19th May 2008 11:09
Ahahahahaha!
Ron's face is just perfect. *g*
And Gildy's hair is awesome. I love how his pubes match. ;) *snicker*
Great debut, my dear!
19th May 2008 12:29
Hee hee. I guess there's no question now as to whether or not he's a natural blond.

Thanks.
19th May 2008 15:06
Ahahaa! This is delightful! The coloring is great, and Ron has this total "Fuck! What just happened? Was it supposed to do that?" look on his face. And you put in the broken wand! Great details, and the shoujo-come is just hysterical.
19th May 2008 20:47
Well, I figured it was safe to assume that Ron had not had a cumshot in the face too many times prior to this. So it was something of a surprise to him.
19th May 2008 15:40
Sparkly come! The best part is the spangle in Ron's hair :).

And your rock-colouring is complete win - awesome contours.
19th May 2008 20:49
Thanks. I've done a lot of backgrounds for comics.

^_^ You know Gilderoy shits glitter, too.
19th May 2008 16:29
*dies* SHINY!

This is so made of win! And I will be following you both into hell because, well, I will.
19th May 2008 21:46
There are some certain truths in the universe. And one of them is that nobody - not even a 12-year-old Ron can resist such a delicious morsel laid out before him.

Just think of how jealous Molly must be at this moment.

^_^ thanks! I'll keep your seat warm for you down here.
19th May 2008 20:40
Oh man. Save me a seat in hell, would you? LMAO

Ron's expression is just priceless. Love the colors and flamboyant nature of Gilderoy's clothes... and the fact that the rug matches the drapes. LOL Cool perspective in this, also.
19th May 2008 21:47
Save you a seat? Aren't you the MC down here? :P

Yeah. Although Curiosity killed the cat, Ron was duly rewarded for his! Or shall we call it bravery on his part? I think it might be a little bit of each.
19th May 2008 21:57
Yeah, you may have a point there... :P

Aaah, Gryffindor courage at its finest! ::sporfle::
19th May 2008 21:30
It's so pretty...you know, in a wrong sort of way, lol.

I LOVE Lockhart's hair by the way, and the colours are gorgeous. Also - ruffled shirt! (Perhaps he heard the Jacobean ruff was coming back in? ;) ).

xxx
19th May 2008 23:10
heh. yeah. Of course, for Gilderoy, the ruff never went away.

It's very wrong, but at the same time... somehow it kind of makes sense if you squint and twist your head to the left about 15˚.

I'll bet Vince is jealous of the shiny, sparkly spunk!
20th May 2008 00:48
LOL - glam rock spunk ;)

xxx
20th May 2008 02:29
*dies laughing at glitter!spunk*
24th May 2008 23:32
Somehow, for Gildeory, it just made sense.

Kind of disturbing when you think about it. His essence for procreation is even glittery and glamoured.
20th May 2008 22:17
Heee! But it's so pretty! lol - I totally adore this. xD
24th May 2008 23:35
Yeah, I think the prettiness is what makes me love him so much. And the fact that he's awful and horrible and detestable, but at the same time adorable.

And poor Ron... getting a facefull of glitter.
21st May 2008 02:21
Yummy ;)
24th May 2008 23:35
That's Ron's line!
22nd May 2008 00:04
LOL Ron! Bad boy! XD
24th May 2008 23:36
Awww, the scary thing is that you know Gilderoy prolly fantasized about this.

Horrible pervert.
25th May 2008 02:06
Maybe Lockhart was Pretending to be knocked out. ;)
22nd May 2008 08:00
BLAM! Hahaha - it's so perfectly set up. Thanks for sharing this. Deeply envious of your ability to shade folds btw.
25th May 2008 00:06
Thanks. Folds are always a challenge. I do a lot of drawing to get things to look right. Drawing,re-drawing, looking at other drawings..

I'm glad you can appreciate it!
27th May 2008 10:18
Yeah, nothing like solid hard graft for making something look easy!
:o)
24th May 2008 17:25
Awesome perspective!
LOL so that's what really happened in "CoS" :D I really hope there's a special hell for DD's members :D
25th May 2008 00:08
Thanks! It was hard, but I think with my initial sketching, it helped a lot. It's hard to get things from a different pov after drawing a certain way for so long.
24th May 2008 22:49
aww that is just so wrong it's fabulous! Love the foreshortening, and Gildy's pointy nose. evil pervert genius, that is!
1st February 2009 10:46 - Ron Weasley and the Chamber of OMGsekritslikewhoa!
This is awesome! And the cave rocks are brilliantly done. I've just read eeyore's fic which is how I came to this wonderful art.

Well done - great textures and um...of course the subject;)
4th May 2009 06:35
Oh my god. The innate wrongness of this is unparalelled. I love Ron's expression, almost like he's terrified that Lockhart's about to wake up. And /wtf/ Lockhart is still unconscious despite having spurted his sparkle!come?!? This is so insanely original and fascinating. Whenever I read the scene in the Chamber of Secrets (or watch it, or even remember it) now, I will never be able to get this image out of my head.
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