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21st December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Of Freckles and Fireworks (Bill/Tonks/Charlie)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ragdoll
From: [info]rilla_licious

Title: Of Freckles and Fireworks
Characters/Pairings: Bill/Tonks (established), Bill/Tonks/Charlie
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Threesome, incest, strap-on, pegging, light spanking, delayed gratification, anal intercourse, light verbal humiliation, oral sex, voyeurism, double penetration.
Word Count: ~3500
Summary/Description: Tonks has a secret wish, and when Bill finds out what it is, he’s more than happy to comply.
Author's Notes: I really hope you enjoy this! I tried to fit in as many kinks as possible. It was an absolute joy to write these three. Special thanks to my lovely beta for accommodating my wacky schedule. And thank you so much to the DD mods for being beyond patient with my extension requests. Happy Holidays!

Bill just wants a name. )
21st December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Proceedings from the Herbologists’ Fortnightly (Snape/Sprout)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]venturous
From: [info]purplefluffycat

Title: Proceedings from the Herbologists’ Fortnightly
Characters/Pairings: Pomona Sprout/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Submission, orgasm denial (ultimately satisfied), mild pain play and restraints.
Word Count: About 2000
Summary/Description: Pomona had admitted it properly to herself for the first time this year: she was lonely, and sick and tired of not having any sex. This is the tale of what happens when a clever lady takes steps to ensure her own pleasure.

Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas, dear recipient! This fic was based on your prompt, ‘Pomona finds an unlikely playmate who takes her where she needs to go; someone who helps her celebrate her lush, mature body, and releases her inner goddess.’ It was also somewhat inspired by the memoir, 'A Round-Heeled Woman,' by Jane Juska.


She had done exactly what any sensible, educated witch might have done at two in the morning in a fit of there’s-nothing-to-lose: place a discreet personal advert on the inner-back page of ‘Herbologists’ Fortnightly’. )
20th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Christmas Traditions (Ron/Pansy)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]thusspakekate
From: [info]scarletladyy

Title: Christmas Traditions
Characters/Pairings: Ron/Pansy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Anal, D/s, lingerie
Other Warnings/Content: Cropping
Word Count: 1,936
Summary/Description: Most Christmas traditions are innocent, but Ron and Pansy's is a whole different type of fun.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my lovely beta. To the recipient, I really hope you enjoy this. Merry Christmas!

Christmas Traditions )
19th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Sugar Rush (Harry/Lavender)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]lunalovepotter
From: [info]luvscharlie

Title: Sugar Rush
Characters/Pairings: Harry Potter/Lavender Brown
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Lavender owning a bake shop, Smoker!Harry, cupcakes, curvy Lavender, a dash of humour
Other Warnings/Content: Past Harry/Ginny, the sex is a little vanilla, might have been a little hotter if they would have shut their mouths, alludes to drug use.
Word Count: 6045
Summary/Description: Lavender has started her own business and things are slow. Harry speeds them up.
Author's Notes: I'm not sure how Pansy wormed her way into the story, but she did, and I sort of love her. So kudos to her for arriving when I didn't realise I needed her. I often wonder why we always seem to assume that if we didn't see a sibling in the books, they just didn't have one. It's part of that whole Harry's viewpoint thing-- in this fic, Lavender is a younger sibling. Also, my recipient owes me new pants. You can't keep writing about cupcakes without eventually caving to the pressure. Thank you to the mods for their patience and my beta for her lightning speed

Sugar Rush )
19th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Que voulez-vous? (Sirius/James/Severus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]sabethea
From: [info]notearchiver

Title: Que voulez-vous?
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/James/Severus, references to James/Lily
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: collaring, D/s relationship
Other Warnings/Content: dirty talk, double penetration, first time, ideation of breathplay, infidelity, shaving
Word Count: ~3,100
Summary/Description: On the afternoon James intends to propose to Lily, Sirius asks to meet him at the Room of Requirement. James acquiesces, expecting to find Sirius surrounded by books and parchment, needing help with an essay. He doesn't expect to see a very naked Snape kneeling at his best friend's feet, and suddenly the question of what he wants isn't as easy to answer as before.
Author's Notes: Dear giftee, I hope you enjoy my humble offering. I wasn't planning on this pairing, but James ended up insisting after all. (Cheeky bastard always gets his way.) The time period is sometime during the spring of the Marauders' last year at Hogwarts. I fiddled with the question of whether to capitalise 'sir', seeing as this is clearly a D/s relationship, but decided not to as it is decidedly short-term and my inner grammar guide was objecting rather strenuously.

Que voulez-vous? )
18th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Lady Noir (Daphne/Pansy)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]lokifan
From: [info]silvernatasha

Title: Lady Noir
Characters/Pairings: Daphne Greengrass/Pansy Parkinson
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Dub-con, nipple play
Other Warnings/Content: D/s, spanking
Word Count: ~1300
Summary/Description: Pansy is a bitch. Daphne decides to take matters into her own hands.
Author's Notes: A big thanks to my beta for helping me whip this into shape. No pun intended.

Lady Noir )
18th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: Intense Negotiations (Snape/Moody)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]r_grayjoy
From: [info]akatnamedeaster

Title: Intense Negotiations
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Alastor Moody
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: rough sex, shoving of people against various surfaces
Other Warnings/Content: half-dressed sex
Snape and Moody come to a satisfactory agreement on repentant Death Eater/Auror relations.
Artist's Notes: Merry Kinky Kristmas Giftee! I hope this little bit of smut manages to find a couple of your buttons. Many thanks to the mods for once again running this wonderfully dirty fest.
Art Preview:


Intense Negotiations [NWS Art] )
15th December 2013 21:00 - ...After These Words from Our Sponsor...
Somehow the first half of December -- and Kinky Kristmas -- has already come and gone! Has everyone been enjoying the deviant delights so far while waiting for the holidays to arrive?

Since we're at the halfway point, this looks like a good time to take a brief posting break. Reading/viewing/commenting has taken a nosedive these past four or five days. We imagine it's due to some combination of finals week, Christmas shopping, and holiday plans dragging everyone away from the pr0n. In other words, pretty typical this-time-of-the-year chaos...

Anyway, it looks like a lot of folks could use a couple of days to do some catching up. So schedule yourselves some "personal" time and scroll back to catch any great pieces you might have missed. And stick around, 'cause we have loads more fantastic stuff coming up!
15th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: A Moment On The Lips (Harry/Kingsley)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]purplefluffycat
From: [info]eeyore9990

Title: A Moment On The Lips
Characters/Pairings: Harry Potter/Kingsley Shacklebolt
Rating: Mature
Kinks/Themes Included: Admiration of weight gain
Other Warnings/Content: desk!sex, inappropriate sexual relations between Ministry personnel (could possibly be seen as abuse of authority but seriously, it's not), mild food!porn, purposefully unhealthy dining habits
Word Count: ~3000
Summary/Description: The battle-hardened Auror Harry remembered had gone soft from years of political battles conducted over rich food and conference tables. He eschewed robes in favor of a more Muggle-friendly suit and tie combo, but where the suit would have lay flat on him years earlier, it bulged at the waist and sat just a shade too tight around Kingsley's neck.

Or

Harry woos Kingsley with greasy, fattening lunches for Reasons.

Author's Notes:
Dear recipient,

I never get to write new-to-me kinks anymore, so THANK YOU for this opportunity. I really, desperately hope I've done your prompt justice. There's not as much self-consciousness as I was planning, but Kingsley's kind of a self-assured guy.

Happy Kinky Kristmas!

A Moment On The Lips )
15th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Win Some, Lose Some (Snape/McGonagall)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]purplefluffycat
From: [info]islandsmoke

Title: Win Some, Lose Some
Characters/Pairings: Snape/McGonagall
Rating: NC-17 for innuendo
Kinks/Themes Included: Banter, UST, Verbal sparring as a metaphore for foreplay.
Other Warnings/Content: None
Word Count: ~2440
Summary/Description: Severus never loses a bet, unless he does.
Author's Notes: I went with fanon Snape here, more than canon, and with one who possess the voice. I hope this satisfies!

Thanks to my trusty beta, H, who always comes through for me at the last possible moment, and to the mods for giving me a few moments more.

Win Some, Lose Some )
14th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Bindings (Draco/Hermione)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]unbroken_halo
From: [info]ldymusyc

Title: Bindings
Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Shibari
Word Count: @1750
Summary/Description: She bites her lip to stifle the whimper tightening her throat as her body responds to the gentle touch of the rope.
Author's Notes: Dear giftee, there was so much that I wanted to do with your prompt that I almost became paralyzed with choice. There's still so much that I want to do!

Bindings )
14th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Watcher (Peter, multiple pairings)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]islandsmoke
From: [info]alisanne

Title: The Watcher
Characters/Pairings: Peter Pettigrew, Sirius Black/Lily Evans, Remus Lupin/Severus Snape, Charlie Weasley/OCs, Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood, Arthur Weasley/Molly Weasley, Minerva McGonagall/Irma Pince, others implied.
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Exhibitionism, voyeurism, threesome.
Other Warnings/Content: Nothing not already covered by the pairings and the kinks/themes.
Word Count: +/- 5200
Summary/Description: Peter likes to watch people in secret. He sees some pretty unexpected things.
Author's Notes: Dear recipient, I hope this fulfills your Kinky Kristmas wish! *g*

The Watcher )
13th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Overnight Train (Harry/Pansy)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]silvernatasha
From: [info]nightfalltwen

Title: Overnight Train
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Pansy; Harry/Ginny (mentions)
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Lingerie, oral, first time, kissing
Other Warnings/Content: No
Word Count: 3700
Summary/Description: Harry's travelling the continent with his personal assistant, Pansy Parkinson, on a goodwill tour for the Ministry. Things can change so easily when you're on an overnight train to Istanbul.
Author's Notes: I think I sort of took the spirit of the song and applied it to the H/G aspect of the whole story. And I don't know if this qualifies as comfort sex, so I'm going to say it's not here. ;) Happy Christmas to the person who prompted this story. Special thank you to L who looked this over for me.

Overnight Train  )
13th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: An Unexpeted Gift (Severus/Harry)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]alisanne
From: [info]lilyseyes

Title: An Unexpected Gift
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape / Harry Potter
Rating:NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included:First time, frottage, anal, wanking
Other Warnings/Content:None
Word Count:2960
Summary/Description:All Severus wants is a quiet Christmas Eve, with a drink, his favorite magazine, and a nice wank. Harry Potter has other ideas.
Author's Notes: Thank you to my lovely beta!

An Unexpected Gift )
12th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Always and Forever (Sirius/Remus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]smallbrownfrog
From: [info]writcraft

Title: Always and Forever
Characters/Pairings: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Sirius Black/James Potter, Sirius Black/Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: First time anal sex, oral sex, Character A asking Character B to do something they don’t want to do.
Other Warnings/Content: Slight dubious consent. Angst. Sirius and Remus live AU and no Remus/Tonks.
Word Count: ~2,700
Summary/Description: Remus and Sirius have a history which spans two decades, but even now, Remus doesn’t know if Sirius has ever really been with him at all.
Author's Notes: Dear giftee, I loved your prompt so much and I hope you like the way I used it in the fic. Please enjoy, and have a very happy holidays! Thanks to K for cheerleading and to A for the beta read and to the lovely mods for their patience.

Always and Forever )
12th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: While Backs Are Turned (Hermione/Ginny)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]twilightsorcery
From: [info]wallflowergirl

Title: While Backs Are Turned
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Cheating, Tattoo, Sex with a danger of discovery
Other Warnings/Content:
Artist's Notes:

While Backs Are Turned [NWS Art] )
11th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: A Single Redeeming Vice (Amelia/Poppy)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kelly_chambliss
From: [info]woldy

Title: A Single Redeeming Vice
Characters/Pairings: Amelia Bones/Poppy Pomfrey
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: smoking, butch-femme dynamic
Other Warnings/Content: none
Word Count: ~3200 words
Summary/Description: Poppy has always believed that everyone needs one vice.
Author's Notes: These are some of my very favorite prompts and pairings, dear requestee, so it was a delight to combine them. I hope you enjoy it! Many thanks to the lovely L for betaing.

A Single Redeeming Vice )
11th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Lonely Hearts (Charlie/Teddy)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]mindabbles
From: [info]elfflame

Title: Lonely Hearts
Characters/Pairings: Charlie/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Dirty Talk (in letter format), cross-gen
Other Warnings/Content: Teacher!kink, a bit of bondage
Word Count: ~5700
Summary/Description: Teddy's got a crush he'll never act on, so his best friend suggests he place a personal ad in the Prophet.
Author's Notes: Never tried out this pairing before, but it was cute and fun. I tried to keep the sexy talk light, but the teacher kink just came to me. Hopefully that won't be too much of a turnoff. I hope you enjoy it, Giftee. :) Thank you to my usual beta, who shall remain nameless until after the fest. I have calculated out ages for them at 47 for Charlie, and 21 for Teddy in this story.


Look before you leap/And don't you hesitate at all - no no/Owner of a lonely heart – Owner of a Lonely Heart, Yes )
10th December 2013 21:01 - Kinky Kristmas 2013 Roundup #1
We're approximately a third of the way through the month, so it's about time for a roundup of what's been posted so far. Do use this to check for anything you might have missed, because there are some real gems in this bunch!

ALSO! We'd like to use this post as a place to collect any recs you might have made up to this point. If you've recced anything from Kinky Kristmas, please comment with the title of the piece and a link to your (unlocked) rec post.

As always, huge thanks to those who've been reading, commenting, and reccing thus far. Fandom is all about the interaction between awesome, like-minded people, and most of us wouldn't bother to be here without it. ♥

Art:
Shut Up, Weasley. (Charlie/Pansy)
Post-Raid Celebration (Lucius/Dolohov/Draco/Macnair)

Fic:
Pomona Sprout and the Five Points from Hufflepuff" (Pomona/Minerva)
Ruin Me (Harry/Draco)
Age Appropriate Gifts (Severus/Sirius)
Moon Shine or Dark (Remus/Rosmerta)
Unbreakable Bond (Harry/Ron/Hermione)
I Know You Rider (James Sirius/Albus Severus)
By Sun or Candlelight (Ron/Harry, Draco/Harry)
This Christmas (Neville/Lavender)
If the Snow Falls (Sirius/Regulus)
Minerva McGonagall: Hypnotic Healer (Minerva/Rosmerta)
Life During Wartime (Snape/Kingsley/Aberforth)
Chances Are (Your Chances Are Awfully Good) (Charlie/Draco/Neville/Kingsley)
Meant to Last (Ron/Pansy)
Seas Between Us Broad Have Roared (Blaise/Ginny)
Letting Her Hair Down (Minerva/Severus)
Double Date (James/Lily/Sirius/Remus)
Blood-Red and Bitter-Sweet (Regulus/Scorpius)
A Collection of Incunabula (Draco/Hermione)
10th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: A Collection of Incunabula (Draco/Hermione)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]twilightsorcery
From: [info]inamac

Title: A Collection of Incunabula
Characters/Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Wallsex and restrained hands!
Other Warnings/Content: Marital infidelity (technically), Epilogue compliant (sort of).
Word Count: 1575
Summary/Description: Twenty years after she left Hogwarts Hermione is still learning about the Wizarding World – and Wizards.
Author's Notes: Dear Deviant, Happy Kinky Kristmas. I had a lot of fun with this, the first line came as soon as I saw your prompt and I couldn't resist! Hope I didn't venture too far from the romantic tone (they neither of them wanted to be too soppy, even at Christmas.)

A Collection of Incunabula )
10th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Blood-Red and Bitter-Sweet (Regulus/Scorpius)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]elfflame
From: [info]leela_cat

Title: Blood-Red and Bitter-Sweet
Characters/Pairings: Regulus Black/Scorpius Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Vampirism, bonding
Other Warnings/Content: Biting
Word Count: ~3,245
Summary/Description: Lucius Malfoy probably believed that he'd won their game of Death Eater one-upmanship. Regulus Black was determined to prove him wrong.
Author's Notes: I hope this hits your kinks just so, dear recipient.

Blood-Red and Bitter-Sweet )
9th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Double Date (James/Lily/Sirius/Remus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for:  [info]mindabbles
From:  [info]tjs_whatnot

Title: Double Date
Characters/Pairings: James/Lily, Sirius/Remus, James/Lily/Sirius/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: moresome, voyeurism
Other Warnings/Content: established relationships
Word Count: 5,000
Summary/Description: What Lily wants; Lily gets...
Author's Notes: Thank you Daily Deviant for always introducing me to new kinks I hadn’t explored before and now wonder how I lived without. Moresome=Awesome! To my recip: Thank you for this wonderful prompt that gave me a great amount of enjoyment to create. I hope it does for you what you had intended. ♥ To my betas: prepare yourselves, after reveals I am going to *glomp* the fuck out of you! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! ♥

Date Night )
9th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Letting Her Hair Down (Minerva/Severus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]writcraft
From: [info]centaury_squill

Title: Letting Her Hair Down
Characters/Pairings: Minerva/Severus, (side pairing Fleur/Roger)
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Voyeurism, exhibitionism
Word Count: ~ 1930
Summary/Description: Minerva and Severus take a short break from their responsibilities.
Author's Notes: A little addition to chapter 23 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Letting Her Hair Down )
8th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Seas Between Us Broad Have Roared (Blaise/Ginny)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]nearlyconscious
From: [info]tamlane

Title: Seas Between Us Broad Have Roared
Characters/Pairings: Blaise/Ginny (implied Harry/Ginny)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: spanking, belting, bondage, dirty talk (including name-calling), BDSM (dubiously safe & sane and not explicitly consensual), subspace
Other Warnings/Content: infidelity, breathplay, anal sex, semi-public sex
Word Count: 4,800
Summary/Description: “We both know you were hoping and praying Potter would get called in tonight so you could come to me and get what you really need. What he won’t give you.  So can we drop the charade?”
Author's Notes: Recipient, when I saw your kinks, I had to have them. All of them. And when I saw your tone request of ‘filthy plz’… er, I took that seriously. I hope you enjoy the results! Title from ‘Auld Lang Syne’. Thank you to my cheerleader and beta for her advice and encouragement. And thank you to the Daily Deviant mods for another year of Kinky Kristmas.

Seas Between Us Broad Have Roared )
8th December 2013 21:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: Post-Raid Celebration (Lucius/Dolohov/Draco/Macnair)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]lilmisblack
From: [info]thilia

Title: Post-Raid Celebration
Characters/Pairings: Lucius/Dolohov/Draco/Macnair
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Nudity, orgy/gangbang, blowjobs
Other Warnings/Content: /
Artist's Notes: I really wanted to try to draw the Lestrange brothers for you as well cause I love them too but I ran out of time, so... I hope you'll like this. I'm not set on the characters, really, so if you think the two non-Malfoy guys look like Rodolphus and Rabastan... feel free to pretend they are. Happy holidays! :)

Post-Raid Celebration [NWS Art] )
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