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Tweak says, "You love him, don't you?"

buffy summers (thebuffster) wrote in momadness_net,
@ 2021-04-17 19:12:00

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~inactive: buffy summers, ~inactive: charlie bradbury, ~inactive: grace ryder

network post: buffy summers.
I guess this is the part where I introduce myself. I'm the Buffy Tony talked about as feisty, but you try and tell me that you wouldn't get at least a little huffy when someone mocks your name.

Should I do an About Me? A What I Did With My Summer introduction? I was never good with those. Always had to hide the fact that I spent my summers stuck in sewers, slaying monsters. And one time, I even ignored the monster thing and came back to find that they were trying to resurrect a guy who killed me. (I got better.) Smashed those bones into paste during the first week of school.

Kind of felt like that remedial stuff they teach because you always forgot what you did the last year after three months with no school.

Here: repeat this, and now we move onto new and exciting things that involve way too much trauma. Algebra, am I right?

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	who_is_bucky 2021-04-18 02:40 am UTC (link)
	Having someone make fun of your name? I'd have no idea what that's like. I'm Bucky. You find an answer to that equation, you let me know. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thebuffster 2021-04-18 02:52 am UTC (link)
	Me and math are unmixy things so the odds of that happening are about never. You're the one with the metal arm, right? Tony mentioned you. I was once a robot. It's like we're twins with slightly different names, histories, and IDK everything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	who_is_bucky 2021-04-18 02:56 am UTC (link)
	~~he would~~ How were you once a robot? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

thebuffster
2021-04-18 03:03 am UTC (link)

It's one of those really weird and complicated stories, but I want to preface this by saying: I am not a robot now. I just gave blood.

So I get death threats a lot. And sometimes that means people do things to protect me. Like having decoys. Or putting my soul into a robot and putting my body somewhere else so if they killed the robot, I'd still have my actual body.

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	who_is_bucky 2021-04-18 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Oh man, did you fall for Tony's "I need this for science" requests? Careful with that. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds extremely complicated. And here I thought my life was weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thebuffster 2021-04-18 03:23 am UTC (link)
	I mean, there's a whole Chosen One thing that kind of makes everything in my life from 15+ really bizarre. I've learned to accept it ten years later. So metal arm? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	who_is_bucky 2021-04-18 03:33 am UTC (link)
	You're changing the subject. I got the first one slapped on me after I died the first time back in '45. Some kind of super-soldier 'enhancement', not that I was given much of a choice at the time. It's kind of a long story what happened after that. I rather not get into it, if it's all the same. This one's new. I like this one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thebuffster 2021-04-18 03:41 am UTC (link)
	I tend to do that when things are awkward or uncomfortable. It's a defense mechanism. You know, I had no idea I was a robot, so that's always fun to find out. ~~Because you think you're pregnant and ready to get an abort~~ You're welcome to say or not say whatever you want. We did just meet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	moondoorian 2021-04-18 03:09 am UTC (link)
	Hi Charlie! I'm Buffy. No, that's wrong. I'm Charlie. You're Buffy. ~~OMG! I swear the portal is reading my mind and bringing in my top ten badass crushes of all time!~~ Great to meet you! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	moondoorian 2021-04-18 03:50 am UTC (link)
	What? My hair? I felt cute, thought I might cut it. This is a first for me. I've read enough comics to figure it was possible. But never consider I would be dopple-able. For real. He was my boss. Then it turned out he was an evil leviathan trying to consume the world. Go figure, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	moondoorian 2021-04-18 04:02 am UTC (link)
	Pretty sure. I'm an only child. I could say something about how power corrupts and all that. But then some people are just evil primordial sludge monsters that want to destroy everything regardless of power status. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thebuffster 2021-04-18 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Some evil primordial sludge monsters are really into destroying everything for no reason sometimes. I'm going to believe you on the not a sibling part, but if this turns out to be a joke, I reserve the right to a full Slayer on Slayer battle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)