Title: Where Does It Hurt?
Author: lq_traintracks
Pairing: Ron/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: playing Healer/doctor
Other Warnings: sibling incest (ages 18/17, inference of younger though nothing explicit)
Word Count: ~4,300
Summary: Ginny is hurt playing Quidditch in the family garden. Ron helps her out. And then helps a little more. And a little more.
Author's Notes: It's about time I wrote something deviant for Daily Deviant again. \o/ Major thanks to my brilliant beta, sdk! <3



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Title: I'm Falling in Love (With Your Favorite Song)
Author: lq_traintracks
Pairing: Harry/Teddy (background Hermione/Ron)
Rating: NC-17
Kink/Themes Chosen: dancing: arousal from dancing (either alone or with a partner) or watching others dance
Other Warnings: godfather/godson, cross-gen (34/17)
Word Count: 8,300
Summary: Harry stands there trying not to look at his own godson, this man dancing just inches away who's still smiling like maybe Harry isn't an utter failure. And even though he's the worst dancer in history and he swore he'd never do it again after fourth year, Harry finds himself thinking thoughts like, 'If only the music were a little slower, maybe I could manage,' before it occurs to him that he's rationalising dancing with his godson and that then it would be a slow song; he'd be dancing with Teddy to a slow song in the kitchen while the potatoes sat there raw and the garlic waited, unchopped, and that… that …would never ever do. Not ever.
Author's Notes: Yep, major note here! This is my first DD posting in exactly one year. I was train_tracks then, for anyone who didn't already know that. This is also the two year anniversary of my very first posting here (which was also Harry/Teddy incidentally). So this day is pretty meaningful to me. With all that's happened in my life the last two years, to come back and write here feels really, really good, and I'm so grateful the mods gave me all that time to get where I needed to go in life first. I've missed this! <3

There's not a whole lot 'deviant' about this story, so for that I feel like I should apologize. ;-) It went long and turned into a love story. I promise to get really filthy next month! \o/ (Not that there's not smut here! There's smut here! Godfather/godson smut! Anyway!)

Also, the title and lyrics (which I kept the American-English spellings of) are from the Mando Diao song, Dance with Somebody , which I would never have even known about if it weren't for sdk. She beta'd this, too, and it's been a joy working on it with her. But beyond that, Shelly, it's been amazing falling in love with *your* songs. And since there are dedications going on in the story itself… well, I'd like to dedicate this story to you. <3



( I'm Falling in Love (With Your Favorite Song) )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: akatnamedeaster
From: smallbrownfrog

Title: Then Suddenly I See You
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape/Sirius Black
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: frotting, object insertion, anal play
Other Warnings/Content: drug use
Word Count: 4,750
Summary/Description: Sirius sees Severus (and life) in a new way. Visions and smut ensue.
Author's Notes: Dear reader, I hope the plot/porn balance is not too tilted towards plot for your taste. it’s up to you whether you choose to read this as a missing canon scene or a fork-in-the-road AU. I think both are possible.

( Then Suddenly I See You )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: alisanne
From: lilyseyes

Title: An Unexpected Gift
Characters/Pairings: Severus Snape / Harry Potter
Rating:NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included:First time, frottage, anal, wanking
Other Warnings/Content:None
Word Count:2960
Summary/Description:All Severus wants is a quiet Christmas Eve, with a drink, his favorite magazine, and a nice wank. Harry Potter has other ideas.
Author's Notes: Thank you to my lovely beta!

( An Unexpected Gift )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: sdk
From: train_tracks

Title: Ruin Me
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: frotting, UST, enemies with benefits
Other Warnings/Content: shower sex, blow jobs, underage in some countries
Word Count: ~2,900
Summary/Description: Potter seems even more infuriating lately than usual.  It takes Draco a little time to figure out why.
Author's Notes:  This little thing is sort of set apart in time.  It's 'round about sixth year -- if Draco wasn't ever assigned his "task".  Thanks to my beta for the help!  O recipient, I hope you enjoy.  :-)


( Ruin Me )

Title: Rites of Passage
Author: train_tracks
Pairings: Millicent/Hermione (and if you want to infer some H/D from the mentions of 'interhouse sex', who am I to stop you?)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: orgasms
Other Warnings: angst, body-shaming (but it gets its due punishment)
Word Count: 2,180
Summary/Description: Millicent and Hermione start an affair during eighth year.
Author's Notes: a) I went with multiple orgasms as the kink in this. b) This has a sad ending, though not completely hopeless even though I cry every time I read it. c) I played a little writing game with myself for this one and selected random words from the dictionary to begin each section. d) Major thanks to tamlane for the beta and elrhiarhodan for her read-thrus! e. The title is from an Indigo Girls album.


( Rites of Passage )

Title: Until They Do
Author: train_tracks
Pairing: Sirius/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Kinks: Themes Chosen: floo sex
Other Warnings: chan (14,15), cross-gen
Word Count: 1,035
Summary/Description: Sirius and Harry try to keep things platonic over the floo...and fail.
Author's Notes: Big thanks to both tamlane and elrhiarhodan for the cheerleading and grammar beta'ing! Also much gratitude to sdk for the inspiration regarding changing the tense. (This story was really sucking prior to that. ;-) ) p.s. Mods, I couldn't find the floo/phone sex theme in there, by the way.

( Until They Do )

Title: Learning To See
Author: smallbrownfrog
Characters/Pairings: Charlie Weasley centric (also Professor Silvanus Kettleburn, MarcusFlint/Terence Higgs, and Donaghan Tremlett -- future Weird Sister)
Rating: Mostly PG-13 with some NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: mysophilia: arousal from soiled or dirty objects or places
Other Content: voyeurism, frottage, asexuality, homosexuality, heterosexual flirting, 16 year olds being sexual
Word Count: 4,026
Summary/Description: Even as a grown man Charlie never thought of it as spying. It was simply learning to see and to see clearly.
Author's Notes: This fic began with inspiration from the Weasley meme hosted by writcraft. It started out as a very different story, but Charlie Weasley has a mind of his own. I hope you enjoy spending time in it.


( Learning To See )

Title: Better than the Stars
Author:unbroken_halo
Characters/Pairings: Lucius/Narcissa, Bellatrix/Rodolphus
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Fans
Other Warnings: Possible dub-con, fingering, frottage
Word Count: 1,890
Summary/Description: Narcissa accepts Lucius' suit on her own terms, with a little help from Bellatrix, after Andromeda abandons the family.
Author's Notes: Thanks to angela_snape for the beta and the meanings for the fan language can be found here.

( Better than the Stars )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: sdk
From: roozetter

Title: It Started So Innocently
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Sirius, Harry/Draco, Harry/Teddy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Intercrural sex, frotting, hand jobs, underage is cool for the cross-gen (not younger than 15-16 though pls!), also if you want to go AU and make Draco younger than Harry if you choose that pairing, I will love you forever, dub-con
Other Warnings/Content: Tone: sexy, dirty, wrong Prompt: It started so innocently.
Word Count: 4,675
Summary/Description: Harry has always had a weakness for the men of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black.
Author's Notes: I liked everything about your prompt, giftee, and tried to give you everything you asked for. Hope you like it, bb! Thanks you to my bb’s for looking this over for me <333

( It Started So Innocently )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: woldy
From: torino10154

Title: Somewhere in the Carpathian Mountains…
Characters/Pairings: Charlie/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Dirty, disheveled sex
Other Warnings/Content: Frottage, oral
Word Count: 3000
Summary/Description: When Neville is in need of a rare plant, Charlie is happy to be his guide.
Author's Notes: Thank you to my wonderful betas. I hope the recipient enjoys this and that everyone at Daily Deviant has a very Kinky Kristmas! :)

( Somewhere in the Carpathian Mountains… )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: ragdoll
From: its_art

Title: Pied Piper
Characters/Pairings: Tonks/Fleur, Tonks/Pansy, Tonks/Ginny, Tonks/Luna, Luna/Pansy, Fleur/Ginny, Tonks/Pansy/Luna/Fleur/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Corsets, stockings, high-heels, lingerie, painted finger nails, cross-dressing, strap-ons, frotting/tribadism
Other Warnings/Content: Group sex, oral sex, voyeurism, infidelity
Word Count: 1780
Summary/Description: Tonks has taken it upon herself to seduce several young ladies she knows. They decide to pay her back.
Author's Notes: Set approximately two years after DH. In this version of reality, Tonks never married Remus. Also: she did not die.

( Pied Piper )

Title: Slytherin's Locket
Author: centaury_squill
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Severus
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: capnolagnia: arousal from watching others smoke
Other Warnings: Harry is 17, frottage.
Word Count: 2,280
Summary/Description: What really happened in the Forest of Dean.
Author's Notes: The opening scene was inspired by Pojypojy's iconic picture of Snape smoking.

( Slytherin's Locket )

Title: "What's on your mind?"
Author: islandsmoke
Characters/Pairings: Remus Lupin/Severus Snape
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: 1) aggressive partners: arousal from being pursued/pursuing aggressively or aggressive behavior in bed, and 3) dirty talk
Other Warnings: A little groping, a little frotting, some masturbation, a blow job, and talk of bestiality
Word Count: ~3038
Summary/Description: "I'm going to fuck you."
Author's Notes: Many thanks to hogwartshoney for all her help!

( What's on your mind? )

Title: Interesting Times
Author: celandineb
Pairings: Harry/Ron [references to Lavender/Ron and Hermione/Ron]
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: agrexophilia (arousal from knowing one might be overheard); minor use of lubricant
Other Warnings: second person narrative, chan strongly implied, first time
Word Count: 1171
Summary: Ron gets a thrill from knowing the person he fancies might hear him.
Author's Notes: I have no idea why Ron decided this would be in second person. Take it up with him.

( Interesting Times )

Title: Sunday Nights at the Burrow
Authors: torino10154 and sdk
Characters/Pairings: Molly/Arthur, Harry/Draco, Bill/Fleur, Charlie/Kingsley, Ron/Ginny, Fred/George/Angelina, Percy/his hand
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: Incest, frotting, blow jobs, threesome, rimming, anal, masturbation, voyeurism, past underage implied, shameless pwp
Word Count: ~2550
Summary: What happens in the garden shed, stays in the garden shed. A series of scenes from several Sunday nights at the Weasley’s.
Author's Notes: Thank you to gryffindorj and roozetter for the beta. As always, it's been a pleasure to write with Shelly for Deviant again this year. That girl is a total perv. ~torino Pot meet kettle (right back at ‘cha *g*). ~ shelly. Happy Birthday Daily Deviant!

( Sunday Nights at the Burrow )

Title: Forty-Flavour Kisses
Author: kinky_kneazle
Required Character and Prompt: Filius Flitwick and ice cream
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Neville, George/Pansy, Snape/Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Content/Warnings: Let's see... D/s, rimming, collaring, anal sex, fingering, wall!sex, food!porn, fellatio
Word Count: 4,200
Summary/Description: Fortescue's newest product is ice cream flavoured lip balm, and it's just irresistible.
Author's Notes: The title comes from a line from the Monkees' song "Last Train to Clarksville" and did, in fact, give me the spark of inspiration for this fic. With love to uniquepov and curiouslyfic for giving me pairings and kinks to work with: this fic is for them. And even more love to curiouslyfic for the extra quick beta work.

( Forty-Flavour Kisses )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: silvernatasha
From: ragdoll

Title: The Twelve Dates of Christmas (or A Dirty Dozen)
Characters/Pairings: Bill/Tonks, Bill/Minerva, Bill/Pansy, Bill/Rosmerta, Bill/Hermione, Bill/Parvati, Bill/Lavender, Bill/Millicent, Bill/Narcissa, Bill/Angelina, Bill/Hestia, Bill/Ginny, Bill/Helga (implied)
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: anal sex, blindfolding, blow jobs, bondage, corsets, cunnilingus, D/s, discipline, drug use (opium), exhibitionism, frottage, hate sex, ice/sensation play, incest fantasies, lap dancing, mutual masturbation, orgasm denial, outdoor sex, pegging, ravishment play, rimming, role-playing, spanking, tattooing (mendhi), verbal humiliation, voyeurism, wanking
Other Warnings/Content: age disparity, erotic traditional dancing, femme!dom, implied food smut, motorboating, nipple clamps (implied), smoking, student/teacher fantasy, do not operate heavy machinery or mix with alcohol
Word Count: 8100
Summary/Description: Bill Weasley is a man of many talents and many kinks. Luckily, he has a Metamorphmagus girlfriend to indulge them all.
Author's Notes: You asked for twelve kinks and/or twelve separate partners for Mr William Arthur Weasley, dear recipient, and I so have complied. Although there are definitely more than a dozen kinks herein. But definitely twelve partners. Well, technically a baker's dozen if you consider Helga's inclusion, so I suppose Bill gets to shag (or be shagged) by a virtual coven of witches. Lucky boy.

Along with your prompts, this story was inspired by "Sex (I'm a...)" by Berlin and "Kiss" by Prince.

I hope you enjoy this and that you had the kinkiest of Kristmases.

Thanks to S, K and C for all their help with betaing as well as T & R for handholding, betaing and psychotherapy. Without you, I am nothing.

Thanks to the DD mods for their patience and encouragement.

(  The Twelve Dates of Christmas (or A Dirty Dozen) )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: akatnamedeaster
From: ghot

Title: Hate is...
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Severus
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: First time, frottage, half dressed sex
Other Warnings/Content: Marauder Era [Characters are 7th year/over the age of 18.]
Artist's Notes: Well, I wasn't able to incorporate the prompt, "an unexpected gift", but I hope this can be a good enough gift to the prompter. Happy Holidays!
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( Hate is... [NWS Art] )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: lilmisblack
From: A Wondrous Watcher: bendleshnitz1

Title: Free Love
Characters/Pairings: Bill Weasley/Arthur Weasley + Weasley canon pairings
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Incest. Slash. Age disparity (16/36). Chan. Infidelity. Bisexuality. Time travel.
Other Warnings/Content: Anal. Masturbation. Frottage. Mostly canon except Fred's alive.
Word Count: 3235
Summary/Description: The Weasley Twins have a new invention that enables people to fulfill their deepest wishes. Little did Bill know he was going to test it before it hit the shelves.
Author's Notes: I tried my best stretching myself with this plot. Thank you so much to the lovely girl who betaed this for me! Hope everyone likes it. Especially the person who left the prompt :)

( Free Love )

Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: leela_cat
From: A Wondrous Watcher: nimrod_9

Title: Where Hippos Meet Snakes and Dragons
Pairings: Harry/Charlie
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Kissing, first time, frottage
Word Count: 1,981
Summary: Harry and Charlie meet accidentally. Its solstice and they're both at loose ends. What's a boy to do?
Author's Notes: Happy Holidays! I hope I did your request justice! Many thanks to the mod for her patience and e for the beta!

( Where Hippos Meet Snakes and Dragons )

Title: Rewarding Bad Behaviour
Author: kinky_kneazle
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Hermione/Draco/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Begging, nipple play, pervertibles
Other Warnings: D/s, polyamory, rimming, frottage, bondage, spanking, a Daddy/little girl relationship that's not gone into more than the use of the word.
Word Count: 3,200
Summary/Description: Severus knows it's important to punish bad behaviour before it gets out of hand.
Author's Notes: This grouping was chosen by kitty_fic on the occasion of her birthday. It was a lot harder to write a foursome than I thought it would be! With love to uniquepov and kitty_fic for the beta (yes, she beta'd her own present – I was wibbling!)

( Rewarding Bad Behaviour )

Title: Azkaban: Ink and Parchment
Author/Artist: inamac
Characters/Pairings: Lucius (Lucius/Narcissa, Lucius/Severus, Lucius/Draco)
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: erotographomania: arousal from writing romantic or erotic letters or poems
Other Warnings: Frottage, sounding, implied incest
Word Count: 2455
Summary/Description: There are no longer any Dementors in Azkaban, but Lucius Malfoy's soul is still tortured.
Author's Notes: I picked one of the help_japan themes this month (and added one from last month as it wasn't one of my posting dates) . Alas, this turned out much darker than I intended, and I couldn't resist the temptation to add a little illustration too.

(  Azkaban: Ink and Parchment  )

Title: Things Taken
Author: thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Tom Riddle/his left hand, Dumbledore's manic twinkling alluded to
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Harpaxophilia (robber ravishment)
Other Warnings: kleptophilia, humiliation (if you're a Tom), underage character wanking (chansturbation?) since Tom is all of 11, third-person stream of consciousness
Word Count: 1378
Summary/Description: “You will return these things to their owners with your apologies,” says the Professor, but Tom can see that he knows the value of things.
Author's Notes: Based on the chapter in which Dumbledore apparently uses Legilimency on an eleven-year-old child, justified by said child being pants-wettingly terrified of being locked up in a loony bin forever. *fond smile* Dumbledore's such a great guy.

( It troubles his pride that the items in the cardboard box, a box that once held a chess set ... )

Title: Vulgar Sword Play
Author: eeyore9990
Characters/Pairings: Salazar Slytherin/Godric Gryffindor
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Genital Enhancement
Other Warnings: Porn lite
Word Count: ~1350
Summary/Description: In which there is penile measurement, innuendo, and *magic*.
Author's Notes: Yeah so. If you see any similarities between these two and a couple of brothers from a recently released movie, it's all in your head. But omg, who else was seeing epic Godric/Salazar on the "rainbow bridge"?! *coughs*

( Vulgar Sword Play )