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12th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Lovers (Neville/Luna)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]madeyemax
From: A Wonderful Watcher: [info]lunalovepotter

Title: The Lover
Characters/Pairings: Neville/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: bondage, oral sex, mild D/S, delayed orgasm, deep kissing
Other Warnings:
Word Count: 1640
Summary/Description: There are two things Neville loves most in the world: his plants, and Luna Lovegood.
Author's Notes: Thanks to V for the beta, and to my amazing friend D for planting the plot bunny that got this fic off the ground (no pun intended). I hope you enjoy it. Happy Kinky Kristmas!

The Lover )
12th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: On Merlin's Balls (Severus/Lucius)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]leni_jess
From: A Witty Watcher: [info]inamac

Title: On Merlin's Balls
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Lucius
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: : body-painting or inkbrushing on skin, denied/delayed orgasm, ritual public sex
Other Warnings: NWS Geography and Too Much Chat
Word Count: 2700
Summary/Description: The War is over. The wizarding world must be restored. Severus and Lucius have their own role to play in the public ritual - and if they wish to indulge in private too...
Author's Notes:I stripped down the prompt in order to concentrate on the kinks. I hope the prompter will forgive me. Thanks to veronica_milvus on hp_britglish for suggesting the perfect non-Stonehenge ritual site.

On Merlin's Balls )
11th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Quid Pro Quo (Sirius/Remus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]celandineb
From: A Wicked Watcher: [info]ceredwen

Title: Quid Pro Quo
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Remus
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: rimming, watersports, light bit of spanking (one little swat)
Other Warnings: swearing, frotting, masturbation
Word Count: 3230
Summary/Description: Sirius makes a discovery that leads to the sharing of fantasies.
Author's Notes: The bargaining theme comes straight from an amazing fic at rs_games 2009 called Undone (Team Canon) written by duck_or_rabbit, as does the attention to balls, though I played with the theme a bit differently. I hope this pleases the person who submitted the prompt. Instead of one giving the other their kinkiest fantasy, they kind of made it happen for each other. I couldn't quite manage the BDSM so I offered rimming instead. Hope that's alright. Major thanks to my beta A, who should really get paid for listening to me whine.

After that morning at the kitchen table and the tea, his fantasizing takes on a life of its own. )
11th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: It's Not Easy Being Green (Ron/Hermione)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]doveypoo
From: A Wonderful Watcher: [info]mugglemama

Title: It's Not Easy Being Green
Characters/Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: dom!Ron, spanking, spunk
Other Warnings: none
Word Count: ~4,700
Summary/Description: Ron struggles to maintain the respect of his fellow Aurors, Hermione doesn't make it easy for him.
Author's Notes: Thanks to my beta for the help and encouragement!

It's Not Easy Being Green )
11th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Knackered Out (Ginny/Luna)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kabal42
From: A Witty Watcher: [info]zagury

Title: Knackered Out
Characters/Pairings: Ginny/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Love/genuine attachment/mutual feelings of some kind, light bondage, creative use of holiday items
Other Warnings: n/a
Word Count: ~2000
Summary/Description: Christmas with Luna is like ice cream with sparklers.

Knackered Out )
10th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: At Long Last (Dumbledore/Slughorn)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]purplefluffycat
From: [info]tripperfunster

Title: At Long Last
Characters/Pairings: Dumbledore/Slughorn
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Old couple in love.
Other Warnings: OLD couple in love.
Artist's Notes: So fun to draw!!

At Long Last [NWS Art!] )
10th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: The Gift That Keeps On Giving (Severus/Harry/Draco)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]alisanne
From: [info]torino10154

Title: The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco, Severus/Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Erotic massage, threesome, double penetration
Other Warnings: None.
Word Count: ~3700
Summary/Description: Draco arranges a very special massage for Harry.
Author's Notes: I hope everyone has a very Kinky Kristmas! *waggles eyebrows* Special thanks to my betas ♥ and to the mods of [info]daily_deviant!

The Gift That Keeps On Giving )
9th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Squeezing Something In Before the Holidays (Charlie/Tonks)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]luvscharlie
From: [info]florahart

Title: Squeezing Something In Before the Holidays
Characters/Pairings: Charlie/Tonks
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: tattoos, humor, witty conversation, public sex
Other Warnings: n/a
Word Count: ~1500
Summary/Description: "I don't know why I put up with you."
Author's Notes: Thanks to E for very last-minute speedy beta.

Squeezing Something In Before the Holidays )
9th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Far Out (Sirius/Severus/Remus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]karasu_hime
From:  [info]eeyore9990

Title: Far Out
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Severus/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: gender bending, first time, threesome, double-penetration
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: ~4300
Summary/Description: Sirius, unable to resist tormenting Severus, hits him with a spell that turns him--briefly--into a girl.  It's Remus to the rescue when things don't go back to normal as quickly as planned.
Author's Notes:  This was insanely fun to write.  Thank you to the anonymous prompter who left this delicious bit of deliciousness.  Thanks also to [info]r_grayjoy for the beta!  Happy Kinky Kristmas, all you deviants!  :D

Far Out )
8th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: An Unwrapped Gift (Charlie/Lavender/Parvati)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ozma_katiebell
From: [info]its_art

Title: An Unwrapped Gift
Characters/Pairings: Charlie/Lavender/Parvati
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Blindfolds, Dirty talk, Established couple
invites a third
Other Warnings: Nudity NWS!
Artist's Notes: Done with ink and Photoshop

An Unwrapped Gift [NWS Art!] )
8th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Leap of Faith (Charlie/Draco)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]unbroken_halo
From: [info]alisanne

Title: Leap of Faith
Characters/Pairings: Charlie Weasley/Draco Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: bondage, hair pulling, outdoor sex.
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: 5565
Summary/Description: Charlie's always had a way with magical creatures, and Draco is just a fancy name for a dragon.
Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas to my recipient! You requested the above themes/kinks with ‘a nice twist of genuine affection’, and I hope I delivered. Nothing recognizable belongs to me.

Leap of Faith )
7th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Fleur-de-Lis (Lucius/Harry)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]leni_jess
From: [info]leela_cat

Title: Fleur-de-Lis
Characters/Pairings: Lucius/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: D/s, hair kink
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: ~4,000
Summary/Description: When he'd left the Manor five years earlier, Harry hadn't planned to return. He'd only dreamt of it.
Author's Notes: Happy Kinky Kristmas, mystery prompter. I hope this story makes at least some of your kinky dreams come true.
Thanks to my betas: M, F, and R.

Fleur-de-Lis )
7th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: You're As Sane As I Am (George/Luna)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ceria
From: [info]ozma_katiebell

Title: You're As Sane As I Am
Characters/Pairings: George/Luna (with Fred. Sort of)
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Blindfolds (Prompt: Invisible)
Other Warnings: Voyeurism, if you squint. Sort of a strange take on the afterlife, inspired by the movie Always
Word Count: 3513
Summary/Description: George has been waiting nearly two years for his brother's ghost to make an appearance. It took someone like Luna Lovegood to show him that he never really left.
Author's Notes: Wow. This got way heavier than I planned. I hope it is what you had in mind, dear recipient. Big thanks to my beta, who is all things wonderful and knows who she is.

You're as sane as I am... )
6th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: Heal (Pansy/Ginny)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]venturous
From: [info]wallflowergirl

Title: Heal
Characters/Pairings: Pansy Parkinson/Ginny Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: body art, ritual sex
Other Warnings: None

Heal [NWS Art!] )
6th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: If You Can't Stand the Heat... (Ron/Hermione)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]doveypoo
From: [info]luvscharlie

Title: If You Can't Stand the Heat...
Characters/Pairings: Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Wall!Sex, Oral
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: 4,367
Summary/Description: Hermione worries that her marriage has grown too routine.
Author's Notes: My prompt was "ice". I hope this is what you had in mind. Thank you, E and J for the beta work.

If You Can't Stand the Heat… )
5th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Knock On My Door (Ron/Lavender)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]luvscharlie
From: A Witty Watcher: [info]silvernatasha

Title: Knock On My Door
Characters/Pairings: Ron/Lavender, background Ron/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Infidelity, stolen kisses, Christmas alone
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: 3,435
Summary/Description: As Ron's relationship with Hermione has its ups and downs, Lavender finds her heart broken over and over again.
Author's Notes: Thank you to my beta, H.

The only things I see are loneliness and emptiness and an unlit Christmas tree. )
5th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Never Be Too Careful (George/Lee)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ozma_katiebell
From: A Wicked Watcher: [info]amand_r

Title: Never Be Too Careful
Characters/Pairings: George/Lee
Rating: NC-billionty
Kinks/Themes Included: Toys, sounding, restraints
Word Count: 2500 +/-
Summary/Description: He liked to call it 'product testing'. So did Lee. That way they could pretend without pretending. Angelina called it 'making damn sure', but she left them to it.
Author's Notes: Happy Crimmas, person! Thanks to mah seekrit beta.

Never Be Too Careful )
5th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Working Late (Harry/Draco)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]twilightsorcery
From: A Wicked Watcher: [info]softly_sweetly

Title: Working Late
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Draco; reference to Harry/Ginny and Draco/Astoria
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Infidelity, Semi-Public Sex
Other Warnings: None
Word Count: 1,700
Summary/Description: It was always the same excuse
Author's Notes: Thank you to F and N, who did the eleventh hour betas and held my hand.

Working Late )
4th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: A Galleon and a Good Time (Percy/Ginny)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]thilia
From: A Wicked Watcher: [info]thegildedmagpie

Title:A Galleon and a Good Time
Characters/Pairings: Percy/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Chan, incest, mild intoxication
Other Warnings: Smarminess. Did I mention chan? Very very chan? 1993 chan?
Word Count: 2398
Summary/Description: In which butterbeer is consumed, Christmas cards are read, and Ginny knows just how she'd like to spend a Christmas Eve with her brother.
Author's Notes: Sorry, I couldn't work in the sexy Santa outfit, but it pretty much wrote itself in one fevered sitting and will bear no costume-checks. I hope you enjoy it in any case!

Percy has just about had it with Family Traditions. )
4th December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Idle Threat (Severus/Sirius/Regulus)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ariadneelda
From: [info]sabethea

Title: Idle Threat
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Regulus, Severus/Sirius/Regulus
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Angry sex, dub-which-is-more-like-non-con, angst, darkness
Other Warnings: incest (obviously), humiliation
Word Count: ~4400
Summary/Description: Severus finds Sirius and Regulus doing something brothers should not be doing, and exacts payment for his silence.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my beta, who did her usual great job. Giftee – I hope you meant it about dark, because... yeah.

Idle Threat )
3rd December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: Mystical Mistletoe (Ron/Hermione/Harry)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]lee_west
From: [info]hollyboo2001

Title: Mystical Mistletoe
Characters/Pairings: Ron, Hermione, Harry
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Orgy, Weasleys, Someone dressed as Santa, Bewitched Mistletoe
Other Warnings: none
Artist's Notes: All characters depicted are 18 years of age or older. Happy Kinky Kristmas! But watch out for suspicious looking mistletoe!

Mystical Mistletoe [NWS Art!] )
3rd December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Give Her What She Wants (Draco/Hermione)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]snegurochka_lee
From: [info]ldymusyc

Title: Give Her What She Wants
Characters/Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Requested kink: BDSM - D/s oriented. Also included, semi-bondage, domination, public sex, voyeurism, exhibitionism, humiliation, dirty talk, name-calling.
Other Warnings: No other warnings applicable.
Word Count: 3700
Summary/Description: Hermione missed out on the dinner party because she was otherwise occupied, since Draco gave her exactly what she wanted and more.
Author's Notes: Prompt was "after the party guests go home". Dear mystery prompter, you asked for some consensual kink, preferably with a dominant Draco. That's my favorite kind. >:D Hope you enjoy!

Give Her What She Wants )
2nd December 2009 11:45 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Taking Advantage (Severus/Sirius)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]allaboutkink
From: [info]celandineb

Title: Taking Advantage
Characters/Pairings: Severus/Sirius, James
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Included: Wanting someone you don't want to want, hate!sex, dub-con
Other Warnings: First time
Word Count: 2295
Summary/Description: Sirius has long wanted to pound Severus, and now he has a chance to do so.
Author's Notes: I was bunnied just reading the prompt, although this isn't my usual kind of fic.

Taking Advantage )
2nd December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: In the Eye of the Beholder (Gilderoy Lockhart/Albus Dumbledore)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]ceria
From: [info]lee_west

Title: In the Eye of the Beholder
Characters/Pairings: Gilderoy Lockhart/Albus Dumbledore, implied Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Oral Sex/Oral Fetish; Role Playing
Other Warnings: Erm...not sure if the ending qualifies as dubious con.
Word Count: 1,224
Summary/Description: It's all in the eye of the beholder. Beauty and gold locks alike.
Author's Notes: A zillion thanks to my amazing beta, S.

In the Eye of the Beholder )
1st December 2009 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: Oh Come All Ye Faithful (Ginny/Lord Voldemort)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]its_art
From: [info]jin_fenghuang

Title: Oh Come All Ye Faithful
Characters/Pairings: Ginny/Lord Voldemort
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: BDSM, femmedom
Other Warnings: crack, humour
Artist's Notes: Thank J for the title. I was stuck with 'things that glow green'. Aren't you glad she helped XD
As for the sorting hat, I am not sure what it is doing there; maybe praying on the souls of children? I hope you enjoy all the cracky little details that snuck in while I was making coffee. A big smooch also to the mods who made this fest happen. Last but not least: Happy Kinky Kristmas !
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Oh Come All Ye Faithful [NWS Art!] )
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