Multiverse of Madness

Okay. I've been here about a day now, and I think I'm ready to introduce myself on this thing. I'm Donna Troy. Former Wonder Girl, adopted sister of Wonder Woman, founding member of the Titans where I'm from. I've been told there are some people I might know here, but I think they're a little different from the ones I know back home. Personally, the multiverse gives me such a fucking migraine.

I also apologize if I was a little...punchy when I arrived. Getting dragged through an interdimensional portal seconds from death does that to you.

It sure is strange being on this Earth, with no apparent reason for being drawn here. I must say, I am not entirely comfortable being grounded. While I understand your Accords, I hope you can understand how difficult it is hearing millions of voices calling for help, knowing you can help them, but not being allowed to. As such, I had imposed a kind of self isolation so as not to impart my bad mood upon anyone else.

I think now I am ready to be social. So, hello, my name is Clark, I was raised in Kansas but not born there. My original world is gone. I'm a reporter, but also know my way around a farm. Yesterday was the first birthday I've spent away from family in a long time. I can't really count my space voyages as I was mostly asleep for those. I have many natural abilities, which you would probably label unnatural, but I assure you that I am in full control of them.

So, got that good news/bad news folks.

Good news, the ship's almost done. We've been working pretty much around the clock, but thanks to Shuri, Rocket, Vision, and the entire team that pitched in we think we have something together.

Looks like our current roster is through. The team takes off Saturday morning for anyone who wants to wish them luck. Barbara and Nebula helped coordinate communications, and Natasha will be manning those back home.

Don't worry, Carol promised that we'll receive updates regularly.

I don't have to tell you all this is a big deal.

Our current space cadets: Carol, Thor, Loki, Rocket, Groot, Nebula, Mantis, Ray, Daisy, and Poe.

P.S. Whoever went through the portal and brought back the talking pig for my office, not funny. Weird. Scary. Original, but you can do better. Maybe put it in a bathroom stall next time.

What is the policy on pets here?

Asking for a friend who may or may not have put his name down to adopt a couple of rats. (They have a cage and will be in said friend’s room. They’re both boys so there won’t be a sudden population explosion.)

I really miss my dog.

As a note, the hackers have taken over Lab 6 and will be renaming it eventually. So if you can't find us, odds are we might be there.


Also... Thanks everyone.

[Tony]
Thanks for letting me and Carol borrow the jet.

[Ned]
So, hero support, hmm?

Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone. I catered Mexican fare for lunch. Feel free to help yourselves.

Please delete my DNA.

📨 So I'm going a little out of my mind here.
📨 When you said you love me. Was that platonic? Or, y'know, more?
📨 I would ask in person but it always seems to bug me in the middle of the night when you're running or chewing in your sleep.
📨 This way I don't have to wake you.

The packages finally arrived. Time to dig in!

[Peter, Charlie, Ned]
Anyone interested in building a computer system?

[Dick]
I got you something.

Tag dump, please ignore

Where would one go to pick up packages that have been ordered? Is there a mail room or a distribution point?

[Wally, Dick]
I mentioned that I had some possible mischief up my sleeve.

So... Anyone want to help me "borrow" some of my tech from the Clocktower and maybe the cave?

[Charlie]
So, fellow tech nerd... I have a proposition. How would you like to come along and help me 'borrow' some tech from this universe's Clocktower?

Good news: My cell works here. I got to call my dad.

Bad news: He asked about some things that I have no knowledge of.

So I did some further digging and I'm not sure if this is home or not. It has all the right pieces, but a few extras that I know weren't there before.

Dick, Wally: Wonder City. Doesn't sound familiar to you, does it?

[Dick, Wally]
A sub-city built near the Gotham Lazarus pit? There is no way we wouldn't know about this.

Plot Post: Infinity Stones Update

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Oh, and we have a couple of new guys come through. Again. Girls, actually.

I haven't had a chance to talk to them much, but I know one is a doctor. Martha Jones, actually. Eddie might be interested to talk to her.

The other is Buffy Summers. She's feisty. I like her. Could give you a run for your money, Natasha.

I feel a tenseness around here that I haven't before. I think we need something to break the tension or at least ease it.

Spa Utopia is about an hour away. I've rented it all day tomorrow, so you can come and go if you prefer or you can stay all day. The massages are for both men and women. Busses will run every two hours so you may drink at the Spa.

Tony and Pepper, I've ordered you a couples massage. If anyone else wants to enjoy it with a friend, just order one at the front desk. All you have to do is give your name at the front desk. There will be plenty of food.

It's open for us from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m.

I hope to see you there.

Hypothetically speaking... how fast does someone have to go to break the running track?

I've been quiet. Too quiet.

Hello to our newcomers! My name is Honey, for those not in the know. How is everyone doing?

Think I maybe, might have, kind of broke rule number one already. I mean, technically it was a brisk walk. I call it a brisk walk. But I guess running is a matter of perspective. In my defense, I was hungry.

Oh! I'm Wally West. Hi! Nice place you have here. Especially the kitchen.

Question, though, why is each individual slice of cheese labelled? Is that like a thing here? Who has the label maker? Can I label stuff?