Multiverse of Madness

How did they know you were meant to be a Jedi? You said you had to leave your family when you were very young.

Mama said my father was a great Jedi and if he was so powerful, does that mean I could use the Force too?

People keeping going missing, things keep happening here and I can't do anything. I think I should learn something, anything!

I have returned! Much more time has passed for you than it has for me. I was in a place called Sunnydale in California, though it was not on Midgard. There were vampires there, though they were not the kind who sparkle in the sunlight and fall in love with teenage girls. At least, not all of them. There was a battle, and Margo and I bested a few of these monsters. Then we were taken in by a kind vampire hunter and her lesbian friends.

I feel as though I have many stories from our adventure... though many more may have passed here in my absence. It will be an honor to hear them.

Fucking seriously? Thor and I were gone for two days and it's been five weeks here?

Eliot & Quentin - You better not have touched my clothes.

Did I miss anything good?