Multiverse of Madness

I have to admit, being sent to Avenger Con by the portal wasn't too terrible an experience. Heroes, be they meta, alien or an average person, being celebrated in such a way was refreshing (to me at least). I've never seen anything like it before.

That hole in the wall of the kitchen, and all the destroyed tables and chairs in the dining area?

My bad. That was me. I had a rather...kinetic re-entry from my brief trip to Sokovia circa 2015. Reading other posts, I gather that it happened to quite a few of us. More portal bullshit shenanigans, I guess.

Anyhow, I was gone but now I'm back. I got to participated in the Battle of Sokovia.

One of them, anyway. This being a multiverse I guess there's an infinite number of Battles of Sokovia in every possible flavor, and an infinite subset of them of where I was somehow present. Oh, wow, and an infinite number of them where I got killed, too, I guess.

I need a drink.