Multiverse of Madness

I can't tell if today was eleven years long or did I blink and then it was tea time. Oh, that wacky relativity.

This is also just a friendly reminder to let everyone know that your medical records are strictly confidential and will never be shared without your express written consent. I don't care if the Queen herself marched in with her army of corgis and demanded them, they wouldn't leave our very well encrypted databases.

That's all! Thanks for keeping things q-word around here.

I have a gift from the Portal. It... is something I had thought lost. I am not sure how to react to its sudden appearance.

[ooc: Cath's April Activity Reward!]