Multiverse of Madness

[18+]
Does anyone want to have sex?

edit:
It's okay, I'm trying something else first.

0/7/22/21 P.O.N.G. System alert 1200 hours [video loop of the ones returning home] Diana Prince, Happy Hogan. Devices disconnected. [feed loop then unexpected glitch in security and mainframe feed, footage gets warped and momentarily blacks out entirely before turning back on]

There's a network glitch, we're aware of it and we're working on the issue.

[Science and Hacker crews - Portal Security Added later]
So I'm not sure if you guys are seeing what I am, but the portal energy readings are off the charts here and were enough to break into the communications feeds.

Ah man, not Uncle Happy.

[Filtered to Tony Stark and Pepper Potts]

I have a date on Saturday.

Her name is Laura Kinney. She lives in Wakanda.

I'm taking her out to dinner and then dancing.

...Can I borrow a car? Please?

I knew I should have made a left turn at Albuquerque. I was trying to get back home from your portal but only found dinosaurs. The portal should be fine now, no more dinosaurs. Back to it's regularly scheduled frequency. Sorry. Word of advice, do not control Z that thing unless you want a t-rex to try to hug your face.

Should have known it wasn't like Diana to just not show up at work.

Today really stinks. It's one of those times I miss just being able to hop a jet to Belgium. Museums and chocolates and possibly a decent caper.

P.O.N.G is back online. Sorry for the disruption. Added backup cams to the backup cams. It shouldn't go down again.

..Now I need coffee.


[Tony]
I know you're probably busy with stuff, but I also know you kinda like robots. Obviously you don't have to accept but I kinda want to build a Robot for Pong. Maybe we can do it like together?