Multiverse of Madness

Since we're apparently doing the coming clean thing, let's lay it all out.

A few of you seem to think we're all hiding something. So, go for it. Q&A. Ask away. If any of us has the answers, we'll give it. I honestly don't know what you think we know that you don't. If any of you had any idea what some of us here have sacrificed to keep this planet spinning, you'd wet yourselves.

You know what, that goes for you natives. You want to know something from my timeline, ask. I'll do what I can. But I don't promise happy endings for anyone and I will be answering those privately. I think Stark Jr. and I believe Ms. Maximoff are the only ones ahead of me timewise. I'd prefer not to "spoil" those who don't wish to be.

I have left fruit and cream cheese breakfast pastries in the kitchen for those at the Avengers Facility. I will continue to make baked goods from time to time, but my attentions are now going to be focused elsewhere.

This post is also to notify you all of the opening of a new Bakery in New Asgard. I have been working with Sally to prepare for our grand opening. The Queen and the Sparrow is open now. Coffee and pastries are available at reasonable prices. Feel free to come by for the treats and stay with a good book.

Can my ribs be healed now? Like, really? I don't want to wait more weeks for this. ...bowling didn't help. Lifting those heavy bowling balls? Ugh. I wonder how long that set me back.

I'm going stir crazy. Remind me to never play with dinosaurs again. UGH.

>> Hey
>> How's it going?
>> Heard you had a fun night the other night

[Wally, Dick]
How would the two of you feel about Lasertag?

Tim's birthday's on the 19th and I may have gotten tickets on Sunday for us and his friend Miles. I meant to reach out sooner but... well, everything went pear shaped.

I was going to make the Alfred!cake he likes.