11:56 AM
I don't know what I did. Why is this voice? Well okay, I do know. I dropped the thing. These crutches are getting old, real fast. With all the tech around I stupidly thought a cracked femur would be fixed in no time. I guess we're not up to Starfleet standard yet. But the painkillers are wonderful, so it won't hurt when I inevitably fall on my ass trying to pick up the phone thing.
[Thud sound]
Perfect.
[Thud sound]
Perfect.