Multiverse of Madness

Erm, yes. This is all fascinating and I've never seen anything like it but where is the workshop, what am I meant to be working on?

I'm supposed to introduce myself, maybe then I'm assigned...?

I'm David, I'm a durast. I worked in the Little Palace for years, I assure you I am ready for work.

Due to recent events, and then again to even more recent events, we're making some changes to the security protocols around here. We will no longer be using biometrics to grant access to compound facilities. Effective immediately, or as immediately as we can get these things distributed, you will need a personally-assigned keycard or badge to gain entry. Lanyards or badge reels will be provided upon request or forced upon you if you fail to keep tabs on the keycard.

You may find that you no longer have access to certain areas of the compound, particularly the garage. We're not running a rental service here, but if you do need to borrow a ride, the car keys are available in a locked valet box by the door. Be respectful. Some of these cars are classics.

There was a small incident with the microwave today. But I fixed it, and now it won't start if there's metal inside! Apparently that's a bad thing.

Also if you put a glass of water in for thirty seconds it smells like hot pizza.