Multiverse of Madness

Hello. I’m the blonde bombshell they all call Dinah - Tony’s very kind words not mine.

Anyway, have you all seen the kitchen?! Of course you all have, who hasn’t! And, is it true you need your food labeled? Will we be getting mini fridges in our rooms if food keeps disappearing?

I swear I’m almost done with the twenty questions here. Can anyone tell me how I got here in the first place? Are there any theories that should be shared with the class?

Thank you for the chocolate bunny, May. I forgot it was Easter in all the crazy.

I only arrived late yesterday, but you have a pretty cool set up here. Just a couple of questions, I’m not really one to sit about or mooch off others, so can I get a job while I’m here? Also, I need some clothes which aren’t tactical gear, so does Amazon even deliver to an Avengers facility? On the back of that I don’t have any cards on me that will work in this universe, so how can I actually purchase said clothes?

Oh, can someone remind me not to drink with Carol in future. Why do all Danvers’ have crazy alcohol tolerance?

My name’s Dick Grayson, by the way, should have led with that. Former acrobat, currently unemployed. I enjoy free running, climbing and jumping off of tall buildings.

[Tony]
I have tech implants in my eyes that may need maintenance at some point. Or removal. Can you take a look? Or someone on your team?

I know the aim here is to get everyone back to wherever it is they call home, but in the meantime, if you have want or need of documentation: come see me. Driver’s license, passport, social security number, credit history - nothing fancy. I understand the sense in having everyone in one place, but in case you’ve got a yen to grab a car and take a day trip out to see Fallingwater or a ball game or whatever your personal equivalent is, you shouldn’t have to feel like you’re under house arrest. Having docs in order will make that a hell of a lot easier.

Before I head out on my mission, I baked last night when I couldn't sleep. You'll find several big bowls of banana pudding in the fridge and three pies on the counter, apple, custard, and pumpkin.

Enjoy and Happy Easter.