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15th June 2012 09:51 - FIC: "Talk Dirt to Me" (Wilhelmina G-P/Pomona Sprout)
Title: Talk Dirt to Me
Author: [info]kelly_chambliss
Pairing: Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank/Pomona Sprout
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: dirty talk (of sorts)
Other Warnings: none
Word Count: 1875
Summary/Description: When Pomona comes home to her lover Wilhelmina, they read some dirt before dinner. Set during Chamber of Secrets.
Author's Notes: My thanks to my partner for the quick beta and to Wilhelmina and Pomona for being so cooperative.

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Talk Dirt to Me )
28th April 2012 00:37 - Fic: Living Out Loud (Marietta/Cho, NC-17)
Title: Living Out Loud
Author: [info]songquake
Characters/Pairings: Marietta/Cho
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Agrexophilia (arousal from knowing one might be overheard)
Other Warnings: This is about as vanilla as I get, though there's a tiny bit of D/s. Oh, and they're in their seventh year at Hogwarts, which makes them seventeen. And thus having slightly-awkward!sex.
Word Count: 2,257
Summary/Description: Marietta Edgecombe is done being a sneak.
Author's Notes: Once again, posting just a little late. I'm sorry!

Living Out Loud )
29th February 2012 19:12 - Art: Pulling pigtails (Padma/Parvarti), R
Title: Pulling pigtails
Artist: [info]ships_harry
Media: PS, tablet
Characters/Pairings: Padma/Parvarti
Rating: R-ish
Kinks/Themes Chosen: hair-pulling
Other Warnings: twincest :)
Artist's Notes: Please excuse the Dread Title Roberts; my mind is a blank. And this is very much *squeaking* in, because I think it's still the 28th in some timezone somewhere...
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nekkid girls )
24th January 2012 21:46 - FIC: "Artifacts" (Tom Riddle + various, NC-17)
Title: Artifacts
Author: [info]thegildedmagpie
Characters/Pairings: Tom Riddle, observing others
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Everything old is new! Sex shops, magical charms, pervertibles; dark wizards, begging, cuffs, snuff films; bathing/washing, hygrophilia, tears/crying; mirrors, genital enhancement, fingering
Other Warnings: Sadistic noncon fantasies, BDSM, implications of possible incest, loving couple including third partner, Tom being voyeuristic at various gender combinations
Word Count: 2175
Summary/Description: Borgin and Burkes customers are rarely making their purchases for innocent reasons, and they provide Tom Riddle with many excellent opportunities to practice his Legilimency on unsuspecting perverts.
Author's Notes: I was doing sex shops and magical charms! That was it! Then I noticed the tears and the rest happened. Lachrymatories are a real thing. And as for who the side characters are … well, some of the surnames give clues to which canon characters they're related to (though this is '47), and I'll write a drabble of choice for whoever correctly guesses all of them.

Artifacts )
23rd January 2012 17:55 - ART: Call Me Mudblood [Hermione/Bellatrix - R]
Title: Call Me Mudblood
Artist: [info]thilia
Media: Digital
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Bellatrix
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: dark wizards/witches, light nipple play, maybe?
Other Warnings: Nuthin'
Artist's Notes: Huh. I was going to draw one of the hot male Death Eaters, but I guess... this just needed to be drawn! :)
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call me mudblood )
29th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Earth-bound (Sprout/Luna)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]songquake
From: [info]pre_raphaelite1

Title: Earth-bound
Characters/Pairings: Sprout/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: D/s, Bondage, Watersports, Teacher/student
Other Warnings/Content: Object insertion and fat appreciation
Word Count: 2070
Summary/Description: Luna needs to heal in the years after the war, to find a place to live again.
Author's Notes: Oh lovely Wisher, I jumped on this one as soon as I saw your request for fat appreciation. There's just not enough attention and love given the the beautiful bounty of a large woman. I hope I've done that justice, especially since the fic went its own way and refused your request for some Santa references. Instead, we have Sprout much as an earth goddess, which, let's be honest, is a hell of a lot sexier than old St. Nick. :P This is also, partially, as a result of recently teaching The Secret Garden.
Additional adoration and love to our beloved Rowan who had to deal with my extreme tardiness on submitting this. Life got massively in the way, but I was determined to finish this.

Earth-bound )
23rd December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Good Things Come to Those Who Wait
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]leela_cat
From: A Wicked Watcher: [info]dexstarr

Title: Good Things Come to Those Who Wait
Characters/Pairings: Narcissa/Pansy
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Touch
Other Warnings/Content: Bondage, cross-gen
Word Count: ~2100
Summary/Description: Narcissa can be patient, very patient, until she doesn’t want to be.
Author's Notes: Mystery recipient, I hope you enjoy! I tried to incorporate as much of your request as I could. Thanks to L. for reading.

Good Things Come to Those Who Wait )
22nd December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Turnabout (Sprout/McGonagall)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kelly_chambliss
From: [info]songquake

Title: Turnabout
Characters/Pairings: Sprout/McGonagall
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: D/s, bondage, cool magic (I hope!)
Other Warnings/Content: Compulsion Charms, erotic use of plants, genital abuse, orgasm control, Old Lady Smut!
Word Count: ~4k
Summary/Description: All work and no play makes Minerva a terribly dull gay.
Author's Notes: Mystery Recipient, I hope you enjoy this! While I wouldn't necessarily consider this a comedy piece (which I know you didn't want!), Pomona made it perfectly clear that Minerva was not to take herself too seriously. I hope the mix of sternness and tenderness balances the humour for you!

Turnabout )
15th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Never Pure and Rarely Simple (Pomona/Xiomara, Pomona/Narcissa)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]thegildedmagpie
From: [info]woldy

Title: Never Pure and Rarely Simple
Pairings: Pomona/Xiomara Hooch, Pomona/Narcissa, hints of Pomona/Bellatrix
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Dubcon, torture, begging, orgasm control
Other Warnings/Content: Knifeplay, kidnapping, bondage, voyeurism, graphic violence
Word Count: ~3,400 words
Summary: Pomona holds her secrets close. What really happened that afternoon in Knockturn Alley, or that night in Malfoy Manor? Whose hand held the knife that gave her those scars?
Author's Notes: I don't know if this is an adequately dark or kinky response to your wonderful prompt, but I had a great time planning and writing it. Many thanks to my beta, J.

Never Pure and Rarely Simple )
14th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Four Part Harmony (George/Lee, Lavender/Parvati)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for:  [info]ozma_katiebell
From:  [info]rilla_licious

Title: Four Part Harmony
Characters/Pairings: George/Lee, Lavender/Parvati
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: First time with your best friend
Other Warnings/Content: Lavender and Parvati are 7th years for the smutty bits, so they may or may not be 18.
Word Count: ~6200
Summary/Description: When all wizarding travel is brought to a halt on Christmas Eve, Lee, George, Lavender and Parvati are stranded without their significant others.
Author's Notes: I really hope my recipient enjoys this! I saw this prompt and had to take it because it was filled with characters I adore. Special thanks to my betas who are the most wonderful and speedy betas ever, even when I'm last minute about things!

Four Part Harmony )
10th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Parchment Wasn’t Meant For This, But We’re Doing It Anyway (Hermione/Luna)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]woldy
From: A Wicked Watcher: [info]rebecca_selene

Title: Parchment Wasn’t Meant For This, But We’re Doing It Anyway
Characters/Pairings: Hermione/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: dirty talk by Owl, infidelity (between Hermione/Ron), slight orgasm denial if you squint
Other Warnings/Content: cunnilingus, fingering, masturbation
Word Count: 5,218
Summary: Luna goes for who she wants. Hermione never thought it would be her, but she can’t say she dislikes the idea.
Author's Notes: This was so much fun to write! I tried to include as many of the prompted kinks as possible. I hope you enjoy it!

Parchment Wasn’t Meant For This, But We’re Doing It Anyway )
8th December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Repeat Offenders (Sprout/McGonagall/Pince + Neville)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]kelly_chambliss
From: [info]thegildedmagpie

Title: Repeat Offenders
Characters/Pairings: Sprout/McGonagall/Pince with Neville watching
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: voyeurism, orgasm delay, corsets
Other Warnings/Content: cunnilingus, mild erotic discipline, bit of dirty talk, and a slightly violent DH-era flashback.
Word Count: 3860
Summary/Description: After DH, Neville returns to Hogwarts as Professor Sprout's assistant. In between learning to call his former teachers by their first names and cope with their odd senses of humor, he goes to return some library books and learns all he never wanted to know about the penalties for failing to renew on time.
Author's Notes: So this happened. Some of the relationships in this fic evolved completely unintentionally; it was delightful to write. I will provide the additional flashback, which features NEWT-student Minerva and an eleven-year-old Pince, on request; it was sort of a warm-up drabble but it didn't work properly in a story from Neville's POV.

Professor Sprout said Neville should call her Pomona now ... )
2nd December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Fic: Anointing Day (Moaning Myrtle/Grey Lady/Nearly Headless Nick)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for:  [info]pre_raphaelite1
From:  [info]tjs_whatnot

Title: Anointing Day
Characters/Pairings: Moaning Myrtle/Grey Lady/Nearly Headless Nick, Original mermaid/Original merman, mention of Rowena Ravenclaw/Helga Hufflepuff
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Threesome, first time, voyeurism
Other Warnings/Content:
Word Count: 3,800
Summary/Description: is a special day when a Merperson reaches maturity and takes its first swim as an adult. For the ghosts of Hogwarts it’s one of the only experiences that allows them to be alive, to have desires and to feel.
Author's Notes: Recip, I can not even fully articulate how in love with your request I was. I’m not sure if I got it as kinky as you wanted but I really tried to nail the tone of elegant, romantic and sensuous for you. I hope I came even close to what you had in mind.

Anointing Day )
1st December 2011 12:00 - Kinky Kristmas Art: Lesson in Heiroglyphics (Luna/Tonks)
Kristmas Wish Fulfilled for: [info]sabethea
From: [info]its_art

Title: Lesson in Hieroglyphics
Characters/Pairings: Tonks/Luna
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Included: Artist!Luna (Body Drawing)
Note: Characters represented are over the age of 18.

Lesson in Hieroglyphics [NWS Art] )
17th November 2011 00:07 - Fic: Faire Pipi (HP, Hermione/Pansy, NC17)
Title: Faire Pipi
Author: [info]ldymusyc
Characters/Pairings: Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Watersports, outdoor sex, cunnilingus, AU
Word Count: 2350
Summary/Description: A lady's maid is responsible for everything her lady needs, whether toilette or toilet.
Author's Notes: I had some trouble with the "stretch yourself" concept, since there isn't a lot I haven't written that I am keen to write. XD Then a conversation with a friend sent me TYPING LIKE MAD. In the rare-to-never category, we have: femmeslash, Hermione/Pansy, Regency AU, and watersports. So, stretchy stretchy indeed. Many thanks to this lovely and inspiring art by Twilightsorcery which gave me the final piece of my mental jigsaw puzzle.

Faire Pipi )
7th November 2011 00:24 - "When Making a Mid-Life Career Change, Consider Doing What You Love" (Umbridge, OCs)
Title: When Making a Mid-Life Career Change, Consider Doing What You Love
Author: florahart
Characters/Pairings: Dolores Umbridge, OCs
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: bloodplay(ish), prostitution, probably noncon
Other Warnings: Umbridge is acquiring Muggle clients for her prostitute employees (who are OCs) by means of magic; consent for the act and certainly the means of payment, therefore, is at least dubious.
Word Count: ~1350
Summary/Description: A girl has to pay the rent, after all.
Author's Notes: Stretching myself: I don't generally write Umbridge in a sexual situation, and I don't think I have ever written anyone enjoying being cut during sex, or watching other people bleed. I'm...not at all sure I did it right. Heh.

When Making a Mid-Life Career Change, Consider Doing What You Love )
5th November 2011 00:01 - Fic: Changelings (Severus/Harry, NC-17)
Title: Changelings
Author: [info]alisanne
Characters: Severus Snape/Harry Potter (sort of)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: gender bending
Themes/kinks chosen: Stretch yourself: genderswap.
Word Count: ~3400
Summary: Severus has always been good at keeping secrets, but this time, sharing is necessary.
Author's notes: Yeah, so this is where I'm supposed to explain why writing this was a stretch. Basically, I am not fond of stories where normally male characters are female, so...I came up with this. Also, while femmeslash doesn't squick me, it's certainly not my usual. :)
Thanks to [info]sevfan for the beta-reading and to [info]lilyseyes for the hand-holding.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Changelings )
29th October 2011 08:57 - Art: Libation, (Luna/Tonks, R-ish)
Title: Libation
Artist: [info]ships_harry
Media: Photoshop and tablet
Characters/Pairings: Fleur/Tonks
Rating: R, maybe, for nudity
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Bathing
Other Warnings: Implied possible infidelity if they *do* get it on later.
Artist's Notes: Am apparently going through a phase of using filters over pics. Ah well :). This is Tonks visiting Fleur at Shell Cottage. I considered making it Luna - and hey, it could easily be her, so feel free - but couldn't remember if Luna had freedom of movement at the point Tonks was obviously knocked up. Also, Luna would be 17 at that point, so having Fleur makes sure it's all above board. Plus, that way, Remus and Bill can be off having aggressive sex somewhere and no one is left out, yesyes? Ohgod, this picture might actually be naked gen. No, no, lets keep it femslashy. THIS OCCURS AFTER SEXY LADYSEX AMIRITE? Also, I expect they made good use of warming charms. Brr, nekkid on the beach.
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NWS pic under cut )
11th October 2011 21:42 - Under Different Stars
Title: Under Different Stars
Author:  [info]woldy
Characters/Pairings: Luna/Tonks
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: fingering, nipple play
Other Warnings: fluff?
Word Count: ~2200 words
Summary/Description: They're so different that Tonks doesn't understand why it works, but somehow it does work.
Author's Notes: This pairing hadn't occurred to me until I read the October themes, and then I fell instantly in love with it. I blame the mods both for this fic, and for the Luna/Tonks WIP on my computer. This is more of a character / relationship study than an actual story with plot, but I hope it's half as much as much fun to read as it was to write. Many thanks to [info]leela_cat for betaing.

Under Different Stars )
8th October 2011 08:44 - "Accept The Extraordinary" - Luna/Tonks
Title: Accept The Extraordinary
Author: [info]roozetter
Characters/Pairings: Luna Lovegood/Nymphadora Tonks
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen:bathing/washing, silence
Other Warnings: mentions of past non-con
Word Count: 2,563
Summary/Description: No one reallly knows how Luna ended up living at Lupin cottage after the war. But Tonks keeps the Wrakspurts away and gives Luna hope that the world will sparkle for her again.
Author's Notes: Oh, man, I am so glad to have a laptop again! Thanks to the mods for their patience! Also, ginormous thanks to [info]leela_cat for being fabulous, and for increasing her overall awesomeness by beta’ing for me. I was listening to Fallen by Audio Fauna while writing this, which rather set the tone.

Accept The Extraordinary )
4th September 2011 19:29 - Fic: Fade In (Let Me) [Harry/Pansy/Hermione, NC-17]
Title: Fade In (Let Me)
Author: [info]snegurochka_lee
Characters: Harry/Pansy/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Themes Chosen: Begging and nipple play are fulfilled here, although the story doesn't revolve around them.
Other Content: EWE. Navigation of polyamory issues.
Words: ~7,700
Summary: Until the night Hermione walked in on them together, Harry and Pansy didn't know what they were missing.
Author's Notes: IDK, I'm generally an m/m/f fan for threesomes, but then I went looking for m/f/f and couldn't find very much. So I wrote myself some. :) Also, I've been looking for a reason to get Harry and Hermione together, and dancing around Pansy seemed to work best for both of them. Go figure. :) And the idea of the Saviour getting to have more than one lover makes me kind of gleeful. Our protagonists are in their twenties, I imagine.

Fade In (Let Me) )
15th August 2011 23:50 - FIC: "Logos" (Rita Skeeter/Dolores Umbridge)
Title: Logos
Author: [info]kelly_chambliss
Pairings: Rita Skeeter/Dolores Umbridge
Rating: R-ish
Kinks/Themes Chosen: body writing
Other Warnings: blood play
Word Count: 1400
Summary: For Rita Skeeter, "word" and "sex" and "blood" are synonyms.
Author's Notes: Dolores Umbridge and her blood quills seemed like a natural for this prompt. And if anyone's going to be a match for her, it's going to be Rita. So I put the two of them and some Dark quills and parchment into a room, and this fic is the result.

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Logos )
9th August 2011 06:55 - FIC: Instincts (R, Luna/various)
Title: Instincts
Author: [info]silvernatasha
Characters/Pairings: Luna/Lavender, Luna/Ginny, Luna/Gabrielle
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Body writing
Other Warnings: Femmeslash, light bondage, tattooing
Word Count: 3,011
Summary/Description: There are many sides to Luna's sexual nature.
Author's Notes: I know this is late, but it's probably still the 8th somewhere, right? Thank you to [info]uniquepov for beta reading.

Instincts )
4th August 2011 09:28 - FIC: Mine [Bella/Ginny, NC17]
Title: Mine
Author/Artist: [info]sabethea
Characters/Pairings: Bella/Ginny
Rating: NC17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: body writing, worship of dark witches
Other Warnings: AU, dub-con, bloodplay
Word Count: ~1700
Summary/Description: Voldemort won the war. Pure-blood survivors from the Order of the Phoenix were parcelled off as 'prizes' to favoured Death Eaters. Bellatrix Lestrange chose Ginny Weasley; a choice which she has no reason to regret.
Author's Notes:1. For my very very lovely [info]missingkeys, with grateful thanks for her fab betaing skills.
2. For those who wonder where I've sprung from, I used to post as [info]iamisaac.



Mine )
26th July 2011 23:45 - Art: -o- (Luna/Hermione, NC-17)
Title: -o-
Artist: ghot
Media: PS
Characters/Pairings: Luna/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Fingering
Other Warnings: Femslash, nudity.
Artist's Notes: Augh, 'm late again, I hope it's not too bad...

-o- )
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