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3rd August 2009 20:14 - FIC: Mr Box 334 [Draco, Severus, ???, NC17]
Title: Mr Box 334
Author: [info]celandineb
Characters: Draco, Severus, "Mr Box 334" [highlight to reveal identity, if you must: Harry Potter]
Rating: NC17
Warnings: blowjobs, dirty talk, D/s, sex toys, threesome
Themes/kinks chosen: ménage a tróis (threesomes), personal ads
Word Count: 4690 words
Summary: Draco's always wanted to try a threesome, and an advert in the Daily Prophet seems like just the chance.
Author's notes: Hurray for threesomes!

Mr Box 334 )
3rd June 2009 08:22 - FIC: All Along the Water [Myrtle, Cedric, NC17]
Title: All Along the Water
Author: [info]celandineb
Characters: Moaning Myrtle, Cedric
Rating: NC17
Warnings: masturbation, voyeurism
Themes/kinks chosen: coitus a unda aka undinism; not exactly spectrophilia, more the other way around
Word Count: 1139
Summary: Myrtle's been spending time in the prefects' bathroom; it's far more interesting than her usual toilet, she finds.
Author's notes: Er. I don't quite know what possessed my muse to write from Myrtle's point of view, but that's what happened. I pinched the title from a Duran Duran tune.

All Along the Water )
3rd April 2009 08:15 - FIC: Breakfast with the Potters [Remus, James, Lily, Sirius, NC-17]
Title: Breakfast with the Potters
Author: [info]celandineb
Characters: Remus, James, Lily, Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: adultery (consensual), anal sex, crossdressing, cunnilingus, dirty talk, group sex, rimming
Themes/kinks chosen: andomimetophilia
Word Count: 3480 words
Summary: An invitation to breakfast turns into something else altogether.
Author's notes: As ever, I have to blame [info]snegurochka_lee for having written James.

Breakfast with the Potters )
3rd February 2009 22:18 - FIC: Off the Rack (Charlie, R)
Title: Off the Rack
Author: [info]celandineb
Characters: Charlie, Bill
Rating: R
Warnings: underage wanking
Themes/kinks chosen: pornography
Word Count: 3046
Summary: Charlie was eleven when he first found Bill's stash of dirty magazines, but it wasn't until two years later that he did anything about it.
Author's notes: For some reason this theme seemed to beg to have a story about Charlie... so I listened to my muse. She gets annoyed if I don't!

Off the Rack )
3rd December 2008 05:59 - FIC: Walk Together [Percy/Harry, R]
Title: Walk Together
Author: [info]celandineb
Characters: Percy/Harry
Rating: hard R
Warnings: Er, shamefully it's not really that kinky... frottage, I guess.
Themes/kinks chosen: Kinky Kristmas Extravaganza 2008
Word Count: 3401
Summary: Harry decides to walk one day... a small decision that changes much.
Author's notes: [info]emiime asked for Percy/Harry, kissing, champagne, and a romantic tone.

Walk Together )
3rd October 2008 08:06 - FIC: Some Discretion Advised [Remus/Severus, NC17]
Title: Some Discretion Advised
Author: [info]celandineb
Characters: Remus/Severus
Rating: NC17
Warnings: fisting
Themes/kinks chosen: anal plugs
Word Count: 2000 exactly
Summary: In carrying out Severus's instructions, Remus has to be very discreet.
Author's notes: Set during PoA, so intended to be canon-compliant.

Some Discretion Advised )
3rd August 2008 09:45 - FIC: A Night at the Ministry [Harry/Neville/Percy, NC17]
Title: A Night at the Ministry
Author: [info]celandineb
Characters: Harry/Neville/Percy
Rating: NC17
Warnings: uh, threesome? it's actually pretty vanilla, in its way
Themes/kinks chosen: pheromones, relics, insufflation, romantic marriage (sort of)
Word Count: ~2650
Summary: Neither Harry nor Percy enjoys Ministry functions. Usually.
Author's notes: Thanks to [info]alisanne for listening to me brainstorm about this! It's epilogue-what-epilogue, by the way.

A Night at the Ministry )
3rd June 2008 10:46 - FIC: Fifth Marauder [James/Lily/Remus/Sirius, NC17]
Title: Fifth Marauder
Author: [info]celandineb
Characters: James/Lily/Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC17
Warnings: none, really, unless multi-person perspective deserves a warning
Themes/kinks chosen: orgy
Word Count: 3082
Summary: To James's dismay, Lily has found out what the boys do when they're off together.
Author's notes: This is for [info]snegurochka_lee, because any time I write James, I have to blame her. *g* My apologies for the awful title, though, I'm feeling totally uninspired.

Fifth Marauder )
3rd April 2008 09:52 - FIC: So Sweet a Love [Arthur/Molly, NC17]
Title: So Sweet a Love
Author: [info]celandineb
Characters: Arthur/Molly
Rating: NC17
Warnings: pregnant Molly, schmoop
Themes/kinks chosen: coitus a mammalia
Word Count: 1116
Summary: A small accident at lunch gives Molly an idea.
Author's notes: I don't write a lot of het, but when I saw this theme listed this idea just leaped into my mind.

So Sweet a Love )
3rd February 2008 12:03 - FIC: Talisman (Remus/Sirius, NC17)
Title: Talisman
Author: [info]celandineb
Characters: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC17
Warnings: vague hinting about bestiality (but there is none)
Themes/kinks chosen: charms
Word Count: 1500
Summary: Remus thinks the carving brings him luck.
Author's notes: Just a little vignette, really.

Talisman )
11th December 2007 20:49 - Fic and Art: Cultivating Dragons (Charlie/Neville)
Title: Cultivating Dragons
Authors: [info]emiime and [info]celandineb
Artist: [info]ericahpfa [ETA: Art now up, yay!]
Medium: pen & ink
Characters: Charlie/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: blow jobs, paddling, watersports
Themes/kinks chosen: Kinky Kristmas Kollaboration 2007.
Word Count: ~9800
Summary: In which Neville goes to Romania and soaks up some new ideas.

Cultivating Dragons )
5th December 2007 16:35 - Fic and Art: Something New (Luna/Padma/Parvati, NC-17)
Title: Something New
Authors and Artist: [info]alisanne, [info]celandineb and [info]twilightsorcery.
Characters: Luna Lovegood/Padma Patil/Parvati Patil
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: femmeslash, twincest. ;)
Themes/kinks chosen: Kinky Kollaboration!
Word Count: 2664
Summary: Padma discovers that her sister has found a unique way to escape the dangers of Hogwarts.
Author's notes: This story is set at Hogwarts during DH.
Art Preview:



Something New )
3rd October 2007 12:03 - FIC: No Help Like a Woman's (Severus/Remus + Lily, NC17)
Title: No Help Like a Woman's
Author: [info]celandineb
Characters: Lily, Remus, Severus
Rating: NC17
Warnings: voyeurism, semi-threesome, first time, cross-dressing (sort of)
Themes/kinks chosen: Lost prompt #68: "Lily/Remus/Severus. Severus/Remus are in a secret relationship they want to go to Yule Ball as a couple-goes to Lily for advise. Lily helps Severus transform into a passable gal. What is a girl to ask in return from two hot guys?"
Word Count: ~6500
Summary: Remus desperately wants to go to the Yule Ball with Severus, and with Lily's help, they find a way.
Author's notes: The title is taken from the title of a 17th-c. play by Thomas Middleton: No Wit, no Help, like a Woman's.

No Help Like a Woman's )
29th August 2007 22:04 - FIC: Rumors (Severus/Remus, NC-17, no spoilers)
Originally posted August 3, 2007.

Author: [info]celandineb
Theme/kink: AU
Warnings: pretty mild; see under the cut
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~2900
Compliant to: er, nothing really, given the nature of the AU

The rest of the information for this story may contain DH spoilers, but it doesn't. Click the cut for full header and fic. )
29th August 2007 22:03 - FIC: Keeping Company (James, Lily/Sirius, NC17)
Originally posted June 3, 2007.

Title: Keeping Company
Author: [info]celandineb
Characters: James, Lily/Sirius
Rating: NC17
Warnings: voyeurism (of course), infidelity (of course)
Themes/kinks chosen: candaulism, psychic orgasms
Word Count: ~1600
Summary: James puts his Invisibility Cloak to a most gratifying use. Het, with a twist.
Author's notes: I originally intended this to involve entirely different characters, but they were recalcitrant; so I shall blame credit [info]snegurochka_lee for the fact that I wrote a fic from James Potter's POV. I must accept responsibility for the use of a nickname, however.

Keeping Company )
29th August 2007 22:02 - FIC: A Tongue to Persuade (Remus/Sirius, NC17)
Originally posted April 3, 2007.

Title: A Tongue to Persuade
Author: [info]celandineb
Characters: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Rimming
Kinks chosen: Phobia
Word Count: ~2500
Summary: Sirius hated to be touched there.
Author's notes: My first post here – a big thank-you to the mods for the invitation! [info]thrihyrne and [info]verdenia were my gracious betas; any remaining errors and infelicities are, of course, my own. The title is from Edward Hyde, Earl of Clarendon, History of the Rebellion, Vol. iii, Book vii, Section 84: "He had a head to contrive, a tongue to persuade, and a hand to execute any mischief."

A Tongue to Persuade )
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