| Greetings and welcome to
Birthday Card Comment Kink!
Our members have made birthday wishes for smutty little ficlets and sketches that would make their birthday very happy indeed. Now everyone has the opportunity to fulfill those wishes -- in the form of comment pr0n!
The birthday card is now open and awaiting your signature! It will remain open until the end of April.
Please read the information and instructions before you sign our birthday card:
• Request fills must be a minimum of 200 words (if fic) or a sketch equivalent (if art). The maximum for fic is what fits into a single comment box.
• Since fills will be short, we're not going to be strictly policing the rating of each piece. Just remember this is Daily Deviant and we want to see some sex!
• Each request may be filled twice -- once by a member and once by a watcher.
• When filling a request, leave it in a comment directly in a reply to the request you're filling.
• When filling a request, note whether you're filling it as a watcher or a member.
• If you are now or have ever been a posting member of Daily Deviant, you'll be filling the requests as a member.
• Claiming of requests is available but optional. What this means is that you need not claim a request in order to fill it, but if it's already claimed by someone else, it's off limits.
• In order to claim a request, comment directly in a reply to the request stating that you're claiming it. Be sure to note whether you're claiming it as a member or a watcher.
• Since we want as many kinky birthday cards as possible, there is an expiration date on claims. One week after a claim is made (as per the time stamp on the comment), if the prompt has not been filled, the claim expires and the prompt is open for claiming or filling by someone else. (We'll try to keep track and delete the expired ones, but we may miss a few, so you can just keep an eye on the time stamps.) So if a prompt you really love appears to be taken, remember to check back (although we hope you'll be following and playing along all month long!).
• If you've made a claim that has expired, you may still post a fill in reply to the prompt as long as no one else fills it or claims it first.
• Participants may have a total of two outstanding claims at a time. I.e., you may claim two requests, then when you've filled one, you may claim a third, etc.
• Additional prompts may continue to appear, so do check back!
• Commenting, interacting, and generally having fun is welcome and encouraged!! Fandom is all about interaction with like-minded perverts people. Let's enjoy some friendly, smutty celebrating! ;D
Got all that? Okay, good! Now...
RACY RACERS, START YOUR EROTIC ENGINES! |
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"You like it, don't you, mudblood, you like it, you just wish I could get my fingers all the way into your cunt, don't you, don't you. . ."
The words and the warm breath and the stroking and the nipping are glorious and awful and wonderful and dreadful and Hermione hates it and she hopes it won't stop and soon her legs are going to give way beneath her and. . .
"Here she be now. Here, kitty, kitty," says Filch's crooning voice. "She'll take us to 'em now, Headmistress."
"Excellent. Lead on, cat," Umbridge replies, and to her infinite relief, Hermione hears them begin to move on down the corridor.
When the coast is clear, she wants to whirl on Parkinson and slap her, claw her, but she doesn't. She just stands there while Parkinson, able to move more freely now, actually slides her hand into the top of Hermione's robes, inside her bra, and squeezes her breast hard, bare skin on bare skin.
"Go fuck yourself, Granger," she whispers, and with one final grope, she pushes out of the statue niche and is gone.
Hermione remains standing behind Unferth the Unwanted, as motionless as a statue herself, her mind whirling, her heart racing, her crotch throbbing and throbbing.