| Greetings and welcome to Birthday Card Comment Kink!
Our members have made birthday wishes for smutty little ficlets and sketches that would make their birthday very happy indeed. Now everyone has the opportunity to fulfill those wishes -- in the form of comment pr0n!
The birthday card is now open and awaiting your signature! It will remain open until the end of April.
Please read the information and instructions before you sign our birthday card:
• Request fills must be a minimum of 200 words (if fic) or a sketch equivalent (if art). The maximum for fic is what fits into a single comment box. • Since fills will be short, we're not going to be strictly policing the rating of each piece. Just remember this is Daily Deviant and we want to see some sex! • Each request may be filled twice -- once by a member and once by a watcher. • When filling a request, leave it in a comment directly in a reply to the request you're filling. • When filling a request, note whether you're filling it as a watcher or a member. • If you are now or have ever been a posting member of Daily Deviant, you'll be filling the requests as a member. • Claiming of requests is available but optional. What this means is that you need not claim a request in order to fill it, but if it's already claimed by someone else, it's off limits. • In order to claim a request, comment directly in a reply to the request stating that you're claiming it. Be sure to note whether you're claiming it as a member or a watcher. • Since we want as many kinky birthday cards as possible, there is an expiration date on claims. One week after a claim is made (as per the time stamp on the comment), if the prompt has not been filled, the claim expires and the prompt is open for claiming or filling by someone else. (We'll try to keep track and delete the expired ones, but we may miss a few, so you can just keep an eye on the time stamps.) So if a prompt you really love appears to be taken, remember to check back (although we hope you'll be following and playing along all month long!). • If you've made a claim that has expired, you may still post a fill in reply to the prompt as long as no one else fills it or claims it first. • Participants may have a total of two outstanding claims at a time. I.e., you may claim two requests, then when you've filled one, you may claim a third, etc. • Additional prompts may continue to appear, so do check back! • Commenting, interacting, and generally having fun is welcome and encouraged!! Fandom is all about interaction with like-minded perverts people. Let's enjoy some friendly, smutty celebrating! ;D
Got all that? Okay, good! Now...
RACY RACERS, START YOUR EROTIC ENGINES! |
“Fuck.”
The word was forced out of James’s mouth as Teddy – instead of opening his mouth immediately to take James’s prick inside it – chose to nudge his cheek against James’s inner thighs; against his balls; against his cock. The prickle and slide of his beard did it for James, Teddy knew. And Teddy had every intention of teasing James until he begged.
God. The thought of James begging had Teddy squeezing his legs together, pressing against his cock. James was fucking glorious when he was demanding and bratty, as he had been so far. He was beyond all imagining when Teddy made him fall apart – when he was nothing but pleading words and moans of need. Teddy opened his mouth and breathed warm air against James’s cock before licking down the side of it, still keeping his face pushing against the inside of James’s thigh.
James groaned. “Bastard.”
“Language, young Auror,” Teddy scolded, his voice dark and warm.
He sucked the end of James’s prick into his mouth, sliding his tongue inside the foreskin a little way. James made a mewling noise that he’d be embarrassed by on any other occasion. James was the stylish, never-lose-his-mystique type of wizard – at least in his own mind. Making small, pathetic noises of need didn’t fit in with his self-image. It made it even more enjoyable to force him to them.
“Teddy, stop teasing and just -”
Teddy backed off again, rubbing his face against James once more. He’d have horrendous beard-burn, but there was a decent spell for sorting that out, and James had never complained. Anything but.
“Just what, Jamie?”
“Suck me. Merlin, fuck, just do it, Teddy.”
James had his hand in Teddy’s hair in an attempt to force him further onto his cock; and Teddy, just to fuck with him, concentrated hard and shortened his hair so that James’s hand slipped out. James swore, fully and comprehensively, and Teddy laughed, frustrating James with kitten licks all over his cock. James’s breathing began to come out in little “uh” noises until Teddy took pity and slipped his lips firmly around the erection, its tip wet with beads of precome. He lengthened his hair again, allowing his boyfriend to wind his fingers through its (probably blue, though Teddy couldn’t be bothered to check) strands.
“Gods, please, Ted,” James forced out, and Teddy felt warmth flow through his body. James pleading always did it for him.
He slid a hand down to his own cock, fumbling with the button to open his trousers until he hissed with frustration and used his other hand as well. How he could be so elegant in the field and then so clumsy when it came to every day things like unbuttoning clothing was beyond Teddy, but at moments like this it was more than a little annoying. His sigh of relief escaped around James’s prick as Teddy’s fingers closed around his almost painfully hard erection; and he moved one of his hands back up to fondle James’s balls as he turned his attention firmly to his sucking. James was groaning and swearing and pleading unendingly now, Teddy’s name surrounded by profanities; and Teddy was grateful for the silencing charm on his door. It had been put in place to prevent Auror secrets being spread, but it was useful just now to prevent James’s tormented pleasure being broadcast to the entire department.
“Please, fuck, fuck – Teddy, fuck, please...”