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Banging Birthday Wish Claiming Post 
9th January 2016 11:00
It's time to decide whose naughty birthday wishes you'd like to make come true!


Below you'll find a numbered list of all the wishes submitted by our members. As is par for the course around here, there's a huge variety: het, femslash, and slash, all sorts of pairings, threesomes and moresomes, romantic themes to dark ones, and, of course, dozens of different kinks. They range from a little bit naughty to thoroughly filthy. Something for everyone!

In order to make a claim, simply reply to this post and tell us the number of the wish you'd like to fulfill. Comments are screened to preserve anonymity. Each wish can be claimed only once, and as they're taken they'll be struck off the list. We'll be monitoring the post closely and crossing out wishes as they're claimed. If the prompt you pick has already been taken, we'll let you know right away; otherwise you can assume you got the wish you wanted.

Members you have a 24 hour "head start" to make your claims before watchers join in.

Watchers: a post will go up at 12:00 pm (U.S. Eastern time) tomorrow (January 10th) to let you know you may begin claiming wishes. Also note: If all of the wishes appear to be disappearing before the member period is over, don't panic! We have ways to make plenty of options available if and when the need arises.


Note about dealbreakers: You might see a lot of "SPEW" scattered amongst the dealbreakers. That's our acronym for "the usual" hard kinks: Scat, necroPhilia, Emetophilia, and Watersports. This is not intended as a value judgment regarding "good" or "bad" kinks (although it is meant to be at least a tiny bit funny...); it's just an attempt to save space on the (already quite long!) list of wishes.

Completed pieces are due by Monday, March 28 and should be emailed to dd.mods@gmail.com. Fic must be a minimum of 1,000 words and art must be a completed piece. Both fic and art must merit at least an R rating. No crossovers permitted. Watchers: your pieces must fit into a single IJ post. The mods reserve the right to refuse any fic that contains significant SPAG problems or art that appears to be a last-minute slap-dash sketch, so be sure to plan ahead and find a reliable beta. Headers for both fic and art will become available a little closer to April.

We're super excited about our Banging Birthday, and we're looking forward to seeing loads of fantastic, kinky work to celebrate ten years of smut!


The Big Birthday Wish List

1. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Kingsley/Draco or Charlie/Draco
Kinks/Themes: Public sex, oral/anal, dirty talk
Tone: Sexy, humorous
Dealbreakers: D/s, BDSM, infidelity, humiliation, ageplay
Prompt: Draco's always hinted that he wants to have sex somewhere they might get caught--in an art gallery, on a river cruise, at the top of the London Eye. For his birthday, he gets his wish.


2. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Teddy with any of the following - Harry, Draco, Scorpius, Severus, or James Sirius
Kinks/Themes: Crossdressing (or trans if you want to go there)
Tone: Fun, mysterious, romantic
Dealbreakers: SPEW, gaybashing, trans-bashing, unhappy ending, character death
Prompt: Copacabana and Lola, whether in part or in whole.


3. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Bill/Tonks plus Charlie, Sirius, Kingsley, Luna, Ginny, Pansy or Lavender
Kinks/Themes: Threesome, role playing, bisexuality (if the scene calls for it), "directing", bondage, blind folds, spanking, polyamoury, exhibitionism/voyeurism, sex toys (optional)
Tone: light, romantic, sexy, loving
Dealbreakers: SPEW, grand declarations of sexuality, infidelity, pregnancy, one partner to being ignored in favour of the other, the "I'm actually gay" trope
Prompt: Partner A really wants to watch Partner B play with someone else while they direct the action. Partner B is more than happy to oblige with Partner C (who may or may not be new to the scene). At some point, Partner A joins them.


4. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Severus Snape
Kinks/Themes: exhibitionism
Tone: sexy
Dealbreakers: SPEW
Prompt: Severus is blackmailed/enticed (your choice) into posing for Wiz Hardz gay porn mag. He turns out to be surprisingly good at it.


5. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Minerva/anyone except Albus, Horace, Sybill, Molly, Hagrid, or Gilderoy
Kinks/Themes: voyeurism, smoking
Tone: anything but crack!fic
Dealbreakers: age play, incest, teacher/student (while the student still is), Minerva in cat form
Prompt: a magical location that is not Hogwarts or the Forbidden Forest


6. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Neville/trio era male (Draco, Charlie, etc.)
Kinks/Themes: orgasm delay, praise kink, object insertion, D/s, bondage
Tone: tender & hot
Dealbreakers: SPEW, felching, sounding
Prompt: He's always been the dominant in the relationship, until he met Neville. (anything where Neville becomes the dominant for someone else who is normally super dominant)


7. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Bill/Fleur/Hermione
Kinks/Themes: pegging, daisy chaining
Tone: Lighthearted but not fluffy. No angst please.
Dealbreakers: Felching and scat (SPE, actually. Watersports are fine)
Prompt: Shell Cottage is the best place ever.


8. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Severus/Harry
Kinks/Themes: rimming, wall sex, desk sex
Tone: filthy sexy
Dealbreakers: SPEW, D/s, infidelity, non-magic AU, darkfic.
Prompt: They really shouldn't be doing this at the Burrow during a birthday party, but sometimes needs must.


9. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Slytherin Male/Nextgen girl
Kinks/Themes: Adultery, crossgen, fingering, first time, erotic art
Tone: angsty or romantic
Dealbreakers: SPEW, non-con, dub-con
Prompt: The ad stated: "Artist seeks model for portrait work. Long hours. Ample compensation. Apply by owl." It seemed like a good idea.


10. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Sirius/Remus, Sirius/Remus/James
Kinks/Themes: dirty talk, flirting
Tone: hot, sexy
Dealbreakers: unhappy ending, SPEW
Prompt: Marauders era, "Well, this didn't turn out as expected..."


11. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Lavender/any male
Kinks/Themes: Infidelity, daddy!kink, or breathplay
Tone: Your choice
Dealbreakers: None-- though I see her very much like movie Lavender in looks.
Prompt: Birthday wish


12. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Snape/Moody, Snape/Flitwick, Moody/Scrimgeour, Moody/Kingsley
Kinks/Themes: hurt/comfort, one or both characters somewhat inexperienced or years out of practice, half-clothed-need-it-now sex, frotting, attraction to a partner's unusual characteristics
Tone: anywhere from hot-frantic-desperate to slow-steamy-intense, potentially with a side of snarky-humorous
Dealbreakers: non-con, super smooth and experienced Snape, felching, SPEW
Prompt: The war is over and they've survived. Now what? Everyone seems to have found ways to celebrate (or grieve or otherwise move on) except for them... Two characters who are somewhat adrift after the dust has settled come together in an unexpected way.


13. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character/Pairing(s):
Draco/Rose
Kinks/Themes: bondage, oral sex, masturbation, office sex, infidelity
Tone: angsty, sexy, dirty
Deal breakers: SPEW, underage sex (Rose)
Prompt: Draco has always had a maddening, inexplicable crush on Hermione Granger and regretted not acting on it. When Rose Weasley comes to work at his office as a summer intern, he can make up for that mistake.


14. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Albus Dumbledore/Severus Snape
Kinks/Themes: Courtship; the difficult kind.
Tone: Unrequited -> Requited love
Dealbreakers: SPEW!
Prompt: Severus is in love with Albus, but finds it impossible to even begin to broach the subject; he has no idea whether his feelings might be reciprocated. That is, until Severus decides to...


15. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Blaise/Pansy/Lily Luna, Blaise/Pansy/any next gen girl
Kinks/Themes: humiliation (with receiver really into it)
Tone: go with the flow
Dealbreakers: noncon, gore, scat, necro, emetophilia
Prompt: Lily Luna (or other next gen girl) is Blaise and Pansy's submissive. Crawling, human furniture, watersports, dirty talk, spanking. Maybe Pansy and Lily Luna make Blaise's birthday extra special in some way?


16. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Severus/Sirius
Kinks/Themes: First time at a kink.
Tone: Bring on the funny! It could be character A asks character B to try something new/strange/unexpected and character B is highly confused/has no idea what they're doing/"you want what?", sex related injuries!, things getting stuck where no one wants them to get stuck! embarrassing situations! Whatever your mind can come up with but most of all I'm interested in light-hearted and humorous!
Dealbreakers: non-con, hate!sex, character bashing, mentions of relationships with other characters, characters being outwardly cruel to each other, the unholy trinity (aka scat/necro/vomit)
Prompt: It's always fun to try something new.


17. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Draco/everybody (or at least Draco/all your favourites)
Kinks/Themes: Go wild! Maybe different characters have different kinks they wanna try out?
Tone: funny, sexy
Dealbreakers: SPEW, Draco's parents, straight or gay Draco - EVERYONE means EVERYONE :D Though perhaps not all in similar degrees of detail!
Prompt: Draco is a very spoilt birthday boy and he wants EVERYTHING. No, EVERYONE.


18. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Slash! (Fic or Art)
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Snape, solo or with any male character who was out of school when Harry was in.
Kinks/Themes: semi-public sex
Tone: anything but dark
Dealbreakers: SPEW, cross-dressing, m-preg
Prompt: Snape has a thing for semi-public sex which is usually, alas, solo. (But not always!) Generally, he goes to the Continent to satisfy his needs as it would NOT DO to be caught where anyone would know him, but sometimes even Snape just has to give in to the urge. (Set anytime during his teaching years.)


19. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Draco/Pansy/Blaise
Kinks/Themes: Double penetration, oral, spanking (Pansy)
Tone: Romantic/affectionate/loving
Dealbreakers: SPEW, drug use, infidelity
Prompt: Pansy is dating both Draco and Blaise and they're both Very Okay With This. :) For a present, they double up on her.


20. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Harry/Bill or Charlie
Kinks/Themes: light bondage, frotting
Tone: Desperate, UST, romantic
Dealbreakers: non-con, dub-con, abuse, chan
Prompt: Harry's wanted this for a long, long time, and he's getting it on his birthday come hell or high water.


21. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Weasley Family (Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred, George, Ron & Ginny, mixed and matched as prefered)
Kinks/Themes: incest, forbidden, desperate, anything else you can think of is good :D
Tone: sexy, fun
Dealbreakers: fluff, non-con (dub-con is fine), femdom
Prompt: Summer can be a long and lonely time at the Burrow, and the Weasleys have to come up with their own form of entertainment.


22. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
James Sirus/Teddy
Kinks/Themes: semi-public sex, almost getting caught (or actually getting caught)
Tone: Naughty, Sexy, Desperate
Dealbreakers: SPEW, unhappy ending, infidelity
Prompt: James just can't help himself when he's around Teddy


23. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Any combination of the Death Eater characters but mostly Lucius, Rodolphus, Rabastan, Macnair, Regulus, Draco, ...
Kinks/Themes: dubcon, incest, crossgen, blowjobs, anal, BDSM, blindfolds, and... anything else you can think of.
Tone: dark, sexy, humorous, romantic... whatever fits!
Dealbreakers: SPEW
Prompt: What the Death Eaters get up to when they're not currently involved in any typical Death Eater shenanigans...


24. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Harry/Ron, Harry/Draco, Harry/Ron/Draco
Kinks/Themes: Voyeurism, one secretly pining for the other, Harry gets lucky
Tone: sexxxxxyyyyyy, hot, humour, angsty, UST-y
Dealbreakers: 'SPEW', deathfic
Prompt: Ron (or Draco) [or both!] likes to go with Harry into Muggle London.... nobody knows them there.


25. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Hermione and any Slytherin female of her generation
Kinks/Themes: oh lord, whatever they come up with to cover their bases!
Tone: sweet, perhaps humorous
Dealbreakers: non-con, dub-con; for this one, SPEW; actual boys (toy dicks are perfectly acceptable)
Prompt: They aren't sure what qualifies as "lesbian sex," but they're determined to lose their virginities tonight.


26. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
A/B, Alaster Moody/Aberforth, Harry after return from death/any male, Silvanus Kettleburn/Severus
Kinks/Themes: either impotence or eunuchs or floppy peen
Tone: possibly surprise, possibly hurt/comfort, possibly a little humor, definitely attraction, definitely hotness and exploration
Dealbreakers: tone of 100% pity
Prompt: Character A has spell damage or a war injury. Character B is attracted not just to A, but to A's body the way it is now.


27. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Harry Potter/Severus Snape, Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Kinks/Themes: Watersports
Tone: First time consensual kink exploration, nerves, reassurance
Dealbreakers: Non-con, Hate Sex (for this kink)
Prompt: Harry has something he wants to try but he has no idea how on earth to bring it up.


28. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Filius Flitwick/Griphook
Kinks/Themes: sex magic
Tone: humorous
Dealbreakers: SCAT
Prompt: Griphook forces Filius to embrace his goblin heritage.


29. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Ginny/Pansy, Astoria/Pansy, Lily Luna/Rose
Kinks/Themes: (semi)public sex
Tone: anything but super duper fluffy
Dealbreakers: SPEW, noncon (dubcon is fine)
Prompt: She likes to be teased and fondled where they can get caught (in a club, in a corridor, etc). Dirty talk, anal plug and/or nipple clamps, bruising, orgasm control are welcome bonuses!
NB: dom!Astoria and dom!Lily Luna please


30. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Teddy/various Next Gen characters
Kinks/Themes: First times/experimenting, drug/alcohol use, multiple partners/group sex
Tone: dirty/hot/wrong but fun, too
Dealbreakers: heavy angst, D/s, BDSM
Prompt: The adults think Teddy is a good role model. The kids know he's a bad influence--but they aren't about to tell.


31. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Draco/Hermione
Kinks/Themes: Blindfolds, outdoors, roleplay
Tone: Romantic, dramatic - love and partnership
Dealbreakers: SPEW, drugs, cheating/adultery
Prompt: For a thousand years, each Malfoy and his new bride have performed a ritual on the grounds of Malfoy manor to protect the land and the family. Now if Draco can just get Hermione to stop asking enthusiastic questions long enough to get to the part he's looking forward to - sex on the lawn.


32. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Draco with either Harry or Severus
Kinks/Themes: wooing (on either side), snark, flirting; also a bit of mystery wouldn't hurt, and/or D/s.
Tone: Romantic
Dealbreakers: SPEW, unhappy ending, true fighting, character death.
Prompt:


33. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
any trio era m/m/f or m/m/m (suggestions: Draco/Neville/Ron, Harry/Neville/Luna, Seamus/Dean/Lavender, Oliver/Percy/Marcus)
Kinks/Themes: double penetration, pegging potentially (if m/m/f)
Tone: fun, silly, hot
Dealbreakers: felching, the usual SPEW
Prompt: They all love being the one in the middle; it's a treat when it's their turn.


34. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Minerva/Severus
Kinks/Themes: bondage, slow sex
Tone: anything but crack!fic
Dealbreakers: fluff, age play, changing the characters' canon age difference, Minerva in cat form, rimming, serious humiliation
Prompt: Minerva loses a wager.


35. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Harry/Draco, Charlie/Draco
Kinks/Themes: gloves, glasses, bondage
Tone: sensual
Dealbreakers: SPEW, non-magic AU, darkfic.
Prompt: Draco takes a new job and has to do everything his supervisor says. Everything.


36. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Luna Lovegood/Mad-Eye Moody
Kinks/Themes: foreign objects,
Tone: Just no angst
Dealbreakers: spanking.
Prompt: She's mad and they just think he is.


37. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Any (or all) of James Sirius Potter, Teddy Lupin, Albus Severus Potter
Kinks/Themes: orgasm denial, teasing
Tone: dirty, hot, wrong
Dealbreakers: unremitting angst, SPEW
Prompt: It shouldn't be happening but it is.


38. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Teen!Sirius/Severus
Kinks/Themes: Fingering, deep, messy kissing, unpracticed fumbling, frotting, dub-con if it works for you.
Tone: Humorous, snarky, snappish, awkwardly passionate
Dealbreakers: non-con, hate!sex, character bashing, references to relationships with other characters, sexually experienced/savvy characters, no dead humps, no barf, no scat.
Prompt: "Whoa! What are you doing!?"


39. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Lily Sr., with some combination of Remus/Sirius/James
Kinks/Themes:Threesomes or moresomes
Tone: playful, sexy, one character being a little angsty is good too, if it works
Dealbreakers: non-con, dub-con, abuse, chan, SPEW
Prompt: Sometimes men need a little nudge in the right direction to make them do what you want -- I mean get what they want.


40. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Any combo of Harry or George or Draco with Pansy or Hermione or Lavender
Kinks/Themes: Sex in public (or at least the possibility of being caught), cunnilingus, blowjobs
Tone: sexy or humourous with romantic thrown in
Dealbreakers: SPEW, dubcon, noncon
Prompt: Character A has a secret career that no one knows about. Can be anything (baker, jazz musician, florist.. something unusual). Character B finds out on accident and either uses it to their advantage (hires Character A?) or confronts them about it.


41. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape
Kinks/Themes: Feeding/weight-gain as a fetish
Tone: Hot. The character you would usually expect to be more submissive is 'in charge'.
Dealbreakers: SPEW
Prompt: Mutual (accidental?) discovery of a new kink.


42. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Lucy Weasley/Any male
Kinks/Themes: Incest, cross gen, schoolgirl uniform (I'm fine with dub/non con if that's where it takes you)
Tone: Really pervy, otherwise I don't care.
Dealbreakers: None
Prompt: Spanking


43. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Harry/[Draco, Sirius, Ron, or Charlie]
Kinks/Themes: Spanking
Tone: Dirty, sexy, flirty
Dealbreakers: SPEW, infidelity, non-con, Harry doing the spanking (for this prompt)
Prompt: He knows exactly what to give Harry for his birthday.


44. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Pick any combination you like of: Snape, Sirius, Remus, Moody, Kingsley
Kinks/Themes: first time bottoming; 'moaning, groaning, panting, scratching, totally-losing-control-of-oneself' sex
Tone: hot... and potentially humorous?
Dealbreakers: SPEW, non-con, suave and sexy Snape
Prompt: One of the characters has only ever been a top. He wants to find out what the other role is like -- or someone else wants him to find out. As it turns out, he really, really likes it... (It's totally fine to go anywhere from established relationship to first time encounter with this one!)


45. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Lavender/Charlie/Tonks
Kinks/Themes: blindfold, bondage, tattoos, oral sex, slutty lingerie, threesome (femmeslash is okay but not required)
Tone: quirky, sexy
Dealbreakers: SPEW
Prompt: Lavender and Tonks team up to give Charlie the best birthday ever.


46. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Harry/Draco, Severus/Draco, Harry/Draco/Severus... any of these would be brilliant :)
Kinks/Themes: spanking (cropping, flogging, etc...)
Tone: smutty and slightly scary fading into fluffy
Dealbreakers: non-con or dub-con (Draco can protest and struggle but he has a safeword)
Prompt: Draco gets spanked as a punishment; his partner(s) are relatively harsh in tone until he starts to cry and then they kind of break.


47. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Bill/Tonks, Neville/Lavender, Charlie/Tonks
Kinks/Themes: bondage, spanking (flogging, cropping, paddling), consensual D/s, lowering of inhibitions (light drinking or drug use), orgasm delay, blindfolds, nipple clamps, first time BDSM
Tone: light, humourous, romantic
Dealbreakers: SPEW, crack, non-con/dub-con, infidelity, pregnancy
Prompt: An extremely kinky novel has taken the Wizarding World by storm, and one or both of an established couple wants to see what all the fuss is about. Kinky hijinks ensue. Preferred male dom/femme sub, but whatever works for you.


48. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… Slash!! (Fic or Art)
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Lupin/Snape
Kinks/Themes: Get creative!
Tone: any but dark or sad
Dealbreakers: humiliation, m-preg, age play, SPEW
Prompt: It's Snape's birthday and Lupin has come up with something really different that he thinks will please his kinky (and long-term) partner. How well this works out is up to you, but please keep it light.


49. This Banging Birthday I Wish For… *porn*
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Death Eaters // Order of the Phoenix - separately
Kinks/Themes: group funtimes, and anything you can come up with that suits the story :D
Tone: contrasting dark / light for each group
Dealbreakers: none that I can think of (though I'm not a big fan of Peter)
Prompt: It's clear to Severus that the Order and the Death Eaters celebrate their victories quite diferently.


50. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Any (or all) of the following: Harry/Lily Luna, James Sirius/Lily Luna, Teddy/Lily Luna
Kinks/Themes: Underage, dubcon, ... (and any others that work for the prompt!)
Tone: Sexy, dirty, dark-ish
Dealbreakers: SPEW
Prompt: Somnophilia


51. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Severus/Remus, Remus/Charlie, Remus/Kingsley, Charlie/Kinsley.... pretty much any/all of those guys in whatever grouping you care to do.
Kinks/Themes:Clandestine 'interludes', being aroused by sexy bodies, manly men being manly, anal, group sex (if it comes to that)
Tone:Sexy times, humour, dirty is always a good thing
Dealbreakers:'SPEW', deathfic, serious punishment
Prompt: Oh, really? Well, I didn't think you had it in you!


52. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Minerva/Hermione, Severus/Draco, Minerva/Severus, Draco/Blaise, other nerdy pairings would be okay, too. Hogwarts staff welcome, though I tend to prefer slash and femmeslash
Kinks/Themes: sapiosexuality, dirty talk
Tone: dirty!
Dealbreakers: Greyback, Umbridge
Prompt: (watch me ruin someone's childhood!) Great big words/I like big words/I get a thrill out of every syllable/Great big words!


53. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Ron/Draco, Weasley twins/Draco
Kinks/Themes: hate sex
Tone: dubcon or noncon, rough, a little dark (farther than they meant to go)
Dealbreakers: the style of dubcon where no changes to "yes! yes! I love you."
Prompt: house rivalry gone too far


54. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Harry Potter/Teddy Lupin, James Potter/Teddy Lupin
Kinks/Themes: Toys (e.g. dildo, vibrator, plugs etc.)
Tone: Sexy, Dirty
Dealbreakers: Non-con, SPEW
Prompt: Teddy purchases some new toys he wants to try


55. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Hermione/Ginny
Kinks/Themes: bondage, sex toys
Tone: humorous, sexy
Dealbreakers: for this prompt, would prefer no spanking
Prompt: Hermione confesses what she really wants for her birthday: to be fucked senseless.


56. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Any! Pick your favorite pairing. :)
Kinks/Themes: Sharing fantasies
Tone: Hot, dirty
Dealbreakers: None.
Prompt: Someone shares a secret fantasy with their partner, and not only is their partner not turned off, but talking about it gets them both hotter than they've ever been. (What I have in mind is something very taboo that they would never really do, e.g. seducing someone underage, incest, bestiality, etc. Talking about it and building on the fantasy with their partner's suggestions and encouragement is the kink.)


57. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Parvati, Padma, author's choice
Kinks/Themes: Dub-con (magically facilitated), body modification (piercing, etc), bondage, chastity devices, sex slaves, AU, exhibitionism
Tone: dark, dirty
Dealbreakers: SPEW
Prompt: [character] likes the idea of a pair of matching toys.


58. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Harry/Ron
Kinks/Themes: dildos, voyeurism
Tone: humorous, sexy
Dealbreakers: humiliation
Prompt: Ron wants to watch from underneath the invisible cloak. Harry gets even more turned on by knowing he's there, but not knowing where or how close.


59. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Narcissa/Andromeda
Kinks/Themes: Consensual incest
Tone: Angsty (I'm thinking "star-crossed lovers" kind of feel)
Dealbreakers: No non-con or dub-con, please. Infidelity and underage are fine.
Prompt: When Andromeda left the family, Narcissa was left alone with her memories of the taboo relationship they had shared.


60. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Lavender/Cormac, Lavender/Charlie, Lavender/other (femmmeslash welcome!)
Kinks/Themes: UST, cunnilingus, lingerie, dirty talk, begging, orgasm denial
Tone: sexy, dirty, fun
Dealbreakers: SPEW
Prompt: No sex until the third date.


61. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Pansy/Hermione, Pansy/Ginny, Hermione/Millicent
Kinks/Themes: semi-public sex (not actually caught, can be under the table stuff, or just out-of-sight, hidden in a dark corner, sort of thing)
Tone: flirty, sexy, fun
Dealbreakers: SPEW, super angsty, infidelity
Prompt: Sometimes she just can't keep her hands to herself.


62. This Banging Birthday I Wish For…
Character(s)/Pairing(s):
Harry/Hermione
Kinks/Themes: Pegging
Tone: sexy, romantic, dirty
Dealbreakers: SPEW, infidelity, humiliation
Prompt: Harry's got a secret desire, but it's hard to hide anything from Hermione. (Note: Harry can be ashamed of his fantasy at first, but please don't make him ashamed during. :D)




Go forth and be prolifically pornographic!
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