Title: Hook
Artist:
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didodikaliMedia: pencil.
Characters: Pansy, Millicent.
Rating: Barely R.
Warnings: Not much porn. Forgive me, I'll be pornier next time.
Themes/kinks chosen: Andromimetophilia.
Author's notes: Don't ask them how they got together; they'll tell you.
Pansy: It was at one of Draco's fancy dress parties. Everyone was wearing fancy illusions. Millicent went in a mermaid illusion. It was really good. She was dripping fish slime everywhere and getting it into Draco's carpets. And since Draco takes hosting seriously, he couldn't say a thing about it. I think it's part of why everyone goes to his parties.
Millicent: What, to tweak Draco's tail? No, sweetie, that's just you.
Pansy: Enh. Right. Well, I'm crap at illusions, so I just went as Draco. I had my hair slicked back and charmed blond, but it kept changing back whenever I forgot about it. It was all right though, because Draco was mortified by my impression of him anyway.
Millicent: And I was rapt.
Pansy: Yeah. And I'd rather given up on her before. I was almost too stunned to take advantage of her actually paying attention to me.
Millicent: She's much better looking than Draco.
Pansy: The carpet in his library will never be the same.
Millicent: The fish slime wasn't an illusion. It made good lube, but perhaps we should have headed for the fountain. I did apologize to Draco about the carpets, poor thing.
Pansy: Then I took her home. She never left. She threw out all my dresses and skirts. She still hasn't apologized for that.
Millicent: Well, I'm not sorry. What do you expect?