Second Chances: the Network

You know what sucks? Not knowing what a person actually thinks about you. Because I’m 97% sure my now ex boss hated me and I missed the last week of the internship stuck in a rom com nightmare which probably pushed that to at least a 98.5% and now I have to do 16 hours a month with them on the off chance I might be lucky enough to get a job when I graduate.

[Filter: Glinda]

I hope that was no more weird for you than it was for me.

Man, The magic here gets in the way of too many things. It blows.


[Molly]

So... since we missed out date, uh... I can make it up to you?

I can take you out this friday? But there are significantly less heart shaped foods on the menu.

[ filtered; Julie Molina ]

Okay. Okay try to not freak out because I'm totally not freaking out if you're not freaking out so that helps. Right? It helps.

Are you okay? Did anything happen?

I might have gotten married. I'm

I don't even know right now.

[ filtered; Mal ]

Hi.

That's about all I've got right now.

[ filtered; Matt Murdock ]

I'm sorry I called you a stalker.

Also: I might be married. HELP? Wait. Even better. Where are you??

[ filtered; BAND* + FAM ]

IS EVERYONE OKAY?? Like actually-okay not I HATED THE MIND GAMES THING because that's not okay in general.

If you need me, I will be spending the week spoiling my husband and babies.

[FILTER: Bruce Banner]

Is it too early to plan a get away for spring break? I want to take the family as far away from here as possible.

[FILTER: Phil Coulson]

Are you alright?

[ Voice post incoming because typing is hard when your fleshy arm is in a cast. ]

Hello??? Is anybody there? My name's Edward Elric.
I just woke up in a hospital bed, those people say I'm in San Francisco.

I have no idea where that even is. I'm so confused.

[ End voice post. ]

Uh...

Uncle Stiles, I know I'm not supposed to snoop but uh,

Don't look at who is checked in at room 3.

I like baseball more than football, but I still made tons of snacks for the big game. Come on by if you want some!

I've never spent much time in San Francisco despite growing up in California. Strange way for that to change. At least I can finally see every exhibit in the MOMA.

Hi, I'm Lydia. I'm new.

[ Filter; Kitty Norville ]

Question?

Filter: Luke Patterson]

Hey man, is Alex home right now?

[ETA, after Luke's reply...]
[Filter: Alex Mercer]

I need to tell you so LydiaLydia showed up earlier today. And I'm going to come over so we can talk about it. But I just wanted you to know she's from way before any of me. I don't know if that helps but I'm really hoping it does. I'm sorry. I know this is weird.

I can't explain it but I got real good at crochet. River and I got so much yarn still but we had a lot of fun. I made hats for all the guys at the garage because it gets cold with the bays all open and the new guy Luke ain't even minded it was pink!

I feel like maybe I "crushed" (right??) my resolution already. What'd everybody else get up to? Besides the whole wolf thing. That was weird. But everyone's okay now, right?

Some days I don't know what to do with myself but that's ok. It's all shiny.

Are you effing kidding me? Can't a lady get a break to enjoy her staycation honeymoon with her hot new wife? This is some bullcrap.

Wow. Sorry. I guess I'm a little grumpy. But no, you know what, I'm leaving it. My emotions are valid.

Anyway, hi, I'm Waverly and I'm new, which you probably guessed already by all of that up there. Oh! Let's do two truths and a lie, okay? Take your best guess:

• I have a master's degree in ancient languages.
  
• I've kissed a frog.
  
• I've been to London.
  

I cant keep my plant alive

and i failed a math test

what if I'm going to be a bad adult??

[cw: medical experimentation on a minor]

( FRIENDS )

[KAYLEE & INARA]
Was that... okay?



*[ask if unsure!]

[cw: autocannibalism, vomit]

( FILTER: 18+ )

Okay. Alright. So... that happened.

I think you all made it out on the other side okay? Why does- Things still feel [...] weird so just try and hold it together today. Residual stuff or whatever. I don't know. This isn't how my kind of were- operates.

But I am really, really proud of you all for actually getting somewhere safe. I know that might not have been a conscious decision but take it anyway.

[ filtered; FRIENDS* ]

HOLY SHIT??

Unless there's some kind of virus or diseae that can spontaneously cure blindness (paging Drs Banner and Strange), I'm not sure there's anything "common" in what I've been reading in the comments today.

Surprise! I can see. It's been gradual since this morning, but I can make out some color now and things are getting sharper.

Anyone else having weirder than normal ... any/everything?

Hey, everyone? Did anyone else get "ambushed" by a person asking trivia questions? I got a gift card to a coffee shop out of it so I can't complain. It was just a little odd!

Baby bro and I made a little discovery while we were on patrol last night. Several little discoveries, actually.

( cut for picture )

No sign of a mother, and we waited and watched for a while. Obviously we brought them home, we weren't going to just leave them in an alley, who does that? By the way, have you ever tried to carry six kittens in a jacket before? Damian had the other two, sure, but it's an experience.

Anyway, the two kittens with arrows are staying with us, but the other six are looking for homes. They're about five weeks from what we can figure. They're trying the wet food but they're still going to need some bottle feeding or maybe gruel? We've been on the phone with the vet figuring the details out.

Oh, I'm supposed to tell you that Damian will be vetting the applications for kittens and he takes his job very seriously, so put your best foot forward. Also you have to adopt them in pairs because single kittens? Not a good idea.

In retrospect, using similar sized boxes and the same wrapping paper on top of not tagging things beforehand, was probably really stupid of me. Lesson learned! If you got something really weird from me, please reach out. I'll try to get it all sorted out.

You know what they say—it's the thought that counts.

[Stiles & Yelena]

I definitely know yours got switched. The drumstick charm is supposed to be Stiles's, while the unactivated location (luggage, or just people) tags are for sure Yelena's. So sorry! Also so embarrassed.

I need a date for a really fucking gay Mariah Carey themed holiday party at a club tomorrow night. Who wants to go with me?